CLINTON SEX ROMP CAUGHT ON VIDEO

National Enquirer ^ | May 30, 2003 | National Enquirer

[Mister Magoo]

CLINTON SEX ROMP CAUGHT ON VIDEO!

CLINTON

Bill Clinton has been caught on videotape cheating on Hillary -- and the steamy sex romp could torpedo her political career!

Now foes of Hillary are in an all-out race to obtain the tape and publicize it, an exclusive ENQUIRER investigation has discovered.

The issue that goes on sale Friday reveals how Clinton was taped having sex in a pickup truck with a department store clerk, how Hillary's opponents plan to use the video to sabotage her political plans … and more.

Published on: May 30, 2003

[mountaineer]

Perhaps it's from his goobernatorial years.

[tom h]

"The real scandal would be a tape of Bill boffing Hillary."

It might be a scandal, yes, but who would buy it? Who would even want to watch it?

[mt tom]

WAS IT IN A CHEVY EL-CAMINO WAS GREEN ASTRO TURF

[BigWaveBetty]

Gosh I love the World Weekly News!

[Ohioan]

I know that there are many who would argue that sleezy responses are justified against sleezy people. I know, also, that you would have to look very far indeed, to find a sleezier couple than the Clintons, who for eight years used every demagoguish and Fabian Socialist trick in the books, to undermine our heritage and future.

However, I really do not like to see this sort of thing. There is no way that I can embrace this sort of tactic. And we certainly do not need it. A frontal attack on the vile things that the Clintons have espoused is sufficient with most people, to make them want no more to do with them. The problem has not been that they are not vulnerable. The problem has been that too many on our side want to rely on fighting sleeze with sleeze, and divert attention from a frank discussion of what the Clintons actually were doing to America--as opposed to what he or they were doing for recreation.

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[Teacup]

Yes, World Weekly News, brought us Bat boy. Gotta love these guys.

[Quix]

Yeah, even a roller skate.

Though I wonder if he could skate a straight enough line to stay upright--

err--on his feet.

[BigWaveBetty]

Perhaps it's from his goobernatorial years.

"I pledge to be the biggest goober ever!"

[farmfriend]

Read Trooper Patterson's report on what it was like to guard this jerk when he was in Arkansas.

No thanks. I have a stong stomach but why push it.

[Mo1]

Watch ... next there will be a video of JFK too

[zip]

-- and the steamy sex romp could torpedo her political career

Sorry, exactly the opposite - She can/will play up the "victim" angle for all it's worth. Literally millions of the braindead dims will vote FOR her because she was so valiant.

[I still care]

Are they kidding? Torpedo Hillary's chances? This is as real as her dancing on the beach with Bill. This is her "feel sorry for the poor mistreated wife" bid.

Maybe even her chance to dump Bill without having political repercussions. Half the Hillary lovers out there will have the reaction, "It's about time", when the news of her divorce is leaked.

[Quix]

There's probably more than sufficient truth to what you say to take heed.

However, Christ let fly with the Pharisees quite frequently. He didn't mince words.

And I can't think of a more deserving couple of Pharisees or more likely Sadusees around these days.

I'm torn.

But you make a good point.

[CyberCowboy777]

I think that is the reasoning behind the sudden attention to JFK lies and escapades.

To show that Clinton was 'not that bad', it is about the work done. JFK was a 'great man' with demons, just like Bill.

It might work too, people are mesmerized by JFK, even though I think he was a mediocre POTUS. The Cuba Missile Crisis was about it, no major legislation passed, no great domestic policy, escalation of the Viet Nam war, ect.

[Tallguy]

Look! It's Julie & Pete from the Mod Squad!

[JBCiejka]

I believe David Kendall is the attorney for the Enquirer and the Clintons, and I don't recall a story has ever been disputed by him.

[putupon]

He borrowed Janet's truck

and the "extension" Janet keeps in the toolbox.

[EBUCK]

OMG!!! Too damn funny although I picture her more like this...

[Sloth]

He borrowed Janet's truck.

And her department store clerk?

[MEG33]

I feel sorry for America,too.It seems they'll be around for along time.