Good Hillary FReep signs?

[BostonianRightist]

Hillary will be in Cambridge, MA on Monday the 14th. i'm going but i'm having trouble thinking up signs. i have two pictures blown up (Ann Coulter leaning over hillary; depressed fat-faced hillary cover of "lying History"). some slogans i thought are:

1) what happened to all the stuff you stole from the White House?

2) Why do you lie?

3) I love Bush, the president's not that bad either

does anyone have any suggestions? can anyone tell me what to expect from other book signing FReeps.

[Nea Wood]

Do we get a discount if we had sex with Bill?

DANG! That is so good, I wish Hillary was having another book signing around here so I could use it! ROFL.

[rs79bm]

I like this one the best:

"Do you know where Bill is?"

[Feiny]

How about just this: "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy"

[shaggy eel]

,,, "All can be forgiven: Bill was actually Viagra's test pilot".

[Feiny]

I had that one made, but was ill on the day of the signing here in LA....fortunately other freepers were there and in costume!!

[Syncro]

What part of Calif are you in, she is going to be in SF Aug 5th.

Can you make that one?

[BenLurkin]

"Why do you hate America?"

[Nea Wood]

I'm in LA area. And since August 5th is a Tuesday, (a work day,) I won't be able to make it. I do look forward to reading the reports of those of you who go!

[onyx]

Like I said, you're one of our FReeping best!

[onyx]

I like it!

[RaceBannon]

Buy a Satan Mask, the sign reads, "Bill Clinton Married My Sister"

"Scrape the Bottom, Vote for Rodham"

"Count the Silverware"

[BostonianRightist]

great ones Race, any chance you can be there? ElectricStrawberry told me he'll be there.

[4mycountry]

"I was gulping for air...I heard there was water in air, and I was thirsty, so I gulped."

"Village Idiot."

"It takes a village to put up with Hillary"

"Hillary, what's in a name?"

[lawdude]

"3) I love Bush, the president's not that bad either "

I can see Hillary with the sign, "I Like Bush!"

[Radioactive]

Hillary says "I LOVE BUSH!"

She's a switch hitter you know!

[kcar]

I had meant to write: HillaryCare - Put Some Ice On That.

[stylin19a]

A 576 page book doesn't make up for 50 "I don't recalls" before congress.

Hey Hillary...when's Hugh gunna return the money?

Hey Hillary...when's Tony gunna return the money?

Hey Hillary...were you really named after an unkown beekeeper?

Hey Hillary...those are Secret Service agents..not bellboys

Hey Hillary... As a director of Lafarge, you armed Saddam!

Hey Hillary...Is Blumenthal lying ?

[RonDog]

In the words of DC Chapter Warlord kristinn, as I re-posted on a previous thread:

...What was our message?

Hillary's a crook, a liar, a thief, an abuser of power, a poor role model for women, has a violent temper and is downright diabolical in her political machinations.

Check the news reports. You'll find that message got out.

Costumes and schtick are an integral part of how we get our message out. Sometimes acting the fool and lighthearted gets your message across more effectively than maintaining stoic dignity. We do both--and we're quite effective. Just ask Al Gore.

112 posted on 06/14/2003 9:40 AM PDT by kristinn

IMHO, all of our signs should focus on THAT message.

[Bob J]

Attacking Hillary for Bill's misdeeds or getting nasty or vulgar may draw sympathy instead of rebukes. There's plenty of ammo out there without resorting to tactics that may be questionable from a productivity standpoint.

In LA we kept it simple... "America Can't Trust Hillary" and "Don't Trust ANOTHER Clinton".

If you don't want to push home the trust issue, go with her own foibles that disgusted Americans. Of course, you have to guess at the one's that bring top of mind awareness...maybe Nationalized Healthcare, Travelgate, the pardons (in NY) or the White House silverware.

[RonDog]

I personally prefer SIMPLE signs, with HUGE (six inch high) letters, that can be read from ACROSS THE STREET, like the one on the far right, held by ALOHA RONNIE at our FReep in Pasadena:

BobJ, "soon-to-be-FReeper" giving her contact info to RonDog, diotima, Joy Angela, ALOHA RONNIE

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