Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

"I did not have sexual relations, with that woman..."
Registered ^ | 07.21.03 | Registered

Posted on 07/21/2003 10:46:03 AM PDT by Registered



TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California; US: Colorado
KEYWORDS: kaching; kakkatekoi; kalifornia; kalifornikator; kallroomservice; kangaroo; kantianburke; kantkeepwife; kantkeepzipped; kantplaybball; kantthinkofmorewords; kapricous; kaption; kareful; kasanova; kashregister; kashregistered; katchakriminal; kaught; keepbumping; keepitup; keepitzipped; keepyerpantson; keypad; keyslost; keywords; kickinasskobe; killer; kilo; kindaguilty; kissandtell; kkk; kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk; klinton; kobe; kobebryant; kobedontplaydat; kobekondom; kobekryant; kockran; kokopelli; kolorado; komebackkid; kommittedkadultry; kommunityservice; kondidit; konfession; konsekwences; konsensual; kontentious; kontrivedkontrition; kontroversial; kookie; kookiemonster; kooky; korrektionalfacility; kostafortune; kounseling; kournikova; kourtsavvy; kourttv; krackmeup; krazy; krazykeywords; kredonthestreet; kreep; kregisteredsilentk; krikey; krime; kriminal; kripes; krispeekreme; krispykremeyamoron; krokodiletears; krustykrab; krying; kryptic; kryptonite; krystykrab; kuckmykick; kulpable; kumminforyou; kupboard; kyoto; registered
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 81-100101-120121-140141-145 next last
To: TheOtherOne
"What can you do with these Reg?"

Quite a bit if this turns out to be a case of post coital gold digging..however, my gut tells me otherwise...
121 posted on 07/21/2003 12:22:30 PM PDT by Registered (77% of the mentally ill live in poverty, that leaves 23% doing quite well!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 111 | View Replies]

To: Registered
I've heard news outlets call this guy good looking.They should have said ugly. I can't believe this guy is innocent.Maybe we could consult babyfaceoo.
122 posted on 07/21/2003 12:25:07 PM PDT by novacation
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Registered
post coital gold digging

Funny, that is the name of a poem I am working on.

123 posted on 07/21/2003 12:25:45 PM PDT by TheOtherOne
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 121 | View Replies]

To: TheOtherOne
It does have an interesting ring to it...lol.
124 posted on 07/21/2003 12:27:22 PM PDT by Registered (77% of the mentally ill live in poverty, that leaves 23% doing quite well!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 123 | View Replies]

To: ChemistCat
He knows that.
125 posted on 07/21/2003 12:27:28 PM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Crom!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 120 | View Replies]

To: All
KOBE CAN KEEP HIS $$: ACCUSER .
126 posted on 07/21/2003 12:50:06 PM PDT by aristeides
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 125 | View Replies]

To: aristeides
Where's Abe Hirschfeld when you need him?
127 posted on 07/21/2003 12:53:30 PM PDT by Registered (77% of the mentally ill live in poverty, that leaves 23% doing quite well!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 126 | View Replies]

To: Registered
Kobe’s been arrested, evidence untested
A trial is a coming, better get rested

Is it a case of jock rape or post coital gold digging
Will the charges stand, or will they fall for lack of rigging

Will the DA have a case, or will he be bested
Is Kobe a good guy, as many have attested

Did she say no, or is she just reneging
Felo-de-se, or nothing so intriguing
128 posted on 07/21/2003 1:07:31 PM PDT by TheOtherOne
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 124 | View Replies]

To: WestPacSailor
If he thinks Paula Jones is good lookin' then why wouldn't he settle for Hillary?
129 posted on 07/21/2003 3:50:48 PM PDT by bethelgrad (for God and country)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: Lee'sGhost
Yeah, I was dring to work this morning looking at all the black men having sex on the sidewalks, in their cars, the front porch of their homes, parking lots. Black men -- just can't control that sex drive, you know.

In this day and age, if it could be scientifically proven, it would exonerate a lot of bad behavior. I mean, if it can't be controlled, how can we fault them for having sex all the time?

Hey, it could eventually be covered by the Americans With Disabilities Act and, given the Supreme Court's recent Lawrence decision as a guideline, rape could be another unenforcable law, just like sodomy.

Think about it - sex with anyone you want any time you want protected by the U.S. Constitution and you can even collect disability from the government because you'll be too tired to work.

Maybe this thang has some real potential...

130 posted on 07/21/2003 3:51:29 PM PDT by Tall_Texan (http://righteverytime.blogspot.com - home to Tall_Texan's new column.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 104 | View Replies]

To: WestPacSailor
Going to ones room does not automatically imply that sex is going to occur.
131 posted on 07/21/2003 3:52:16 PM PDT by doc
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 41 | View Replies]

To: WestPacSailor
Just a plug for the "last, real-American sport", when's the last time anyone heard of a NASCAR driver pulling some s**t like this?

True, but now that the savior of deviants and perverts everywhere, Blathering Bob Graham is a NASCAR sponsor, I predict it won't be long.

132 posted on 07/21/2003 4:50:20 PM PDT by DaBroasta (The RAT Race is Run by a Raping Rhodes Scholar)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 85 | View Replies]

To: alisasny
Pictures of Kobe's Alleged accuser.
 
Ain't no alleged needed.   She either accused him or didn't.  This is fact on paper.

133 posted on 07/21/2003 8:52:10 PM PDT by Elsie (Don't believe every prophecy you hear: especially *** ones........)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 101 | View Replies]

To: over3Owithabrain
LOL
134 posted on 07/22/2003 4:00:50 AM PDT by Dante3
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 76 | View Replies]

To: Registered
That's my favorite Clinton speech of all time.

X   I did not have sex with that woman...

The best part is at the end, when the "unbiased" press burst into spontaneous applause. Nobody seemed to pick up on that at the time. The unbiased and independent press.

135 posted on 07/22/2003 4:52:49 AM PDT by Bon mots
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Bon mots
I never thought about that either. But, tell me, how do you know it's not his staff that was applauding?
136 posted on 07/22/2003 5:06:19 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Crom!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 135 | View Replies]

To: Lee'sGhost
It was a press conference. You can see members of the press applauding in the film.
137 posted on 07/22/2003 5:13:46 AM PDT by Bon mots
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 136 | View Replies]

To: Bon mots
Is you link supposed to have video. Basically all I got was the template of the page, but the arrow to make the sound go was there so I could here it, but no video.
138 posted on 07/22/2003 5:16:16 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Crom!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 137 | View Replies]

To: Lee'sGhost
No. Sorry, I only have the audio on mp3 that you clicked on. :-(
139 posted on 07/22/2003 5:17:34 AM PDT by Bon mots
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 138 | View Replies]

To: Lee'sGhost
Superstar athletes like Kobe don't have a staff, they have a posse and a Hummer to schlep to Spago's in.
140 posted on 07/22/2003 5:18:28 AM PDT by WestPacSailor (All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 136 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 81-100101-120121-140141-145 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson