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1 posted on 07/30/2003 2:00:58 AM PDT by yonif
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URGENT:
Hey, Saddam, they've found you! They're ready to come through the door! Quick, blow yourself up. PLEASE!
98 posted on 07/30/2003 2:19:00 PM PDT by XHogPilot
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Well, we can always pray for a "work-related" accident...
102 posted on 07/30/2003 3:39:01 PM PDT by demnomo
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Anybody have a garage door opener handy??


Eaker

103 posted on 07/30/2003 3:40:48 PM PDT by Eaker (This is OUR country; let's take it back!!!!!)
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"Pop goes the weasel"
105 posted on 07/30/2003 7:14:31 PM PDT by freeangel (freeangel)
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"London-based Al Hayat newspaper: Saddam Hussein is wearing an explosive belt, for use if he is captured by U.S. forces."

If true, time for another "work accident"...

107 posted on 07/30/2003 7:19:08 PM PDT by Southack (Media bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
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I bet Saddam is now actually a "Sadie" traveling as burka-covered woman...

That would also explain the two purses found with the "boys" and their money.

111 posted on 07/30/2003 10:22:53 PM PDT by Tamzee (Peace is the prerogative of the victorious, not the vanquished.... Churchill)
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"Saddam Hussein is wearing an explosive belt, for use if he is captured by U.S. forces"

Totally blown away by this! [/sarcasm]

115 posted on 07/31/2003 11:00:28 AM PDT by paws_and_whiskers
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There is a very good reason that suicide bombers wear the belt around their waist. The human body and in particuliar the abdomen is a sack of wet goo. When the explosive goes ka-boom the blast is directed outward about three feet off the ground in a 360 degree circle. The blast wave forms the perfect "mach finger" for killing other humans.

To kill a suicide bomber it is recommended to shoot low, causing them to fall down, and minimize the damage to the surroundings.

116 posted on 07/31/2003 5:11:30 PM PDT by SSN558 (Be on the lookout for Black White-Supremacists)
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'Saddam Hussein is wearing an explosive belt, for use if he is captured by U.S. forces'.

Actually, Hussein was last seen wearing a pink skirt, red hi heel shoes, and a red wig.

117 posted on 07/31/2003 5:18:24 PM PDT by gedeon3
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So why didn't he use it?
119 posted on 12/14/2003 7:13:44 AM PST by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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