Morford: George W. Bush Means Nothing

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, August 1, 2003 | Mark Morford, Unrequited Bush Obsessive

[presidio9]

Go ahead, ya smirkin' Texas lug, stumble around all scrunched and blank eyed and pseudo-manly, shove this country into a bloody unwinnable war and lie about all the reasons why, gouge the economy and ruin the schools and embarrass the nation every single day as you mangle grammar and meaning and truth. It doesn't really matter.

[FreedomPoster]

I am encouraged when I see this kind of material coming from the public opinion shapers of the Left. They are guaranteeing that *no* thinking, serious people will support their cause.

[codercpc]

All I can say is WOW!

[JOE6PAK]

Who took a leak in this guys corn flakes? Must be doing crack.

[TexasNative2000]

Maybe this gives you the illusion of power and control. Maybe this makes you feel all phallic and handsome and virile as if your toupee isn't rank and askew and your slacks wrinkled and your children in rehab and your sexless wife popping Zoloft like M&Ms

Sounds like he's writing about Michael Dukakis.

[End Times Sentinel]

C'mon, take it easy on Ms. Mofford.  They just raised the price of gold spray paint.

 

Owl_Eagle

”Unleash the Hogs of Peace.”
P.J. O'Rourke Parliament of Whores

[Ayn Rand wannabe]

I think this person has some serious angst and issues and should be seeking help...

[sauropod]

Indeed.

[T Lady]

Where does the Chronicle get these people?! Drug rehabs or flop houses? What gives here?!

-Regards, T>

[nerdwithamachinegun]

This is a pretty funny piece after reading the James Woods/Salon post and Treason.

Moford used to get my blood pressure up. Now Moford's merely amusing.

[mystery-ak]

A perfect example of *this is your brain on drugs*.

[dead]

unwinnable war

Right there, you realize his forte is not journalism.

Chin wiping, maybe, but not journalism.

[ICX]

*Here is my phone number: 555-LICK. *

I don't doubt that.

Wow, she sure is fired up today. I guess she didn't burn off enough of that Ecstacy at her all night gloryhole S&M rave. Maybe she should stop calling Bush 'honey,' too. just a thought.

By the way, Ms Morford - If Trent Lott is destined to be a footnote in history, where does that leave room for a barely-in-the-closet excuse for a columnist with an agenda just to the left of SDS and the temperament of a freshly kicked chihuahua?

[Alberta's Child]

I liken this guy's column to a rant of a deranged lunatic who is sitting in a burning house, howling to the gathering crowd that he will never let the fire department come to rescue him.

If you think he sounds insane now, imagine how much worse it will get when he finds out that the fire trucks he can hear in the distance are actually going to someone else's house to get a kitten out of a tree.

[woofie]

One day this guy's head will literally explode.

It may already have exploded...Im ordering a search

[eyespysomething]

Here it is: You are I am immaterial. You are I am of zero nutritional value and are indigestible like corn and just pass right through. Do you I understand?

Obviously not.

[11B3]

To quote another FReeper from another post by Morford: "The medallion on this guy's necklace has hit more balls than Pete Rose ever did."

This post makes him sound as though he's running a little low on the man-milk and is having withdrawals. She should get the surgery and be done with the gender tension.

[gedeon3]

This 'person' is actually projecting his/her worthlessness on somebody else. This pig is actually the one that matters not. This 'person' is the one that will be forgotten in some cemetery. This animal has AIDS calling his/her name.

[Constitution Day]

2-suppository alert!

[r9etb]

I never read Miss Morford's stuff, and this was no exception.

I just wanted to point out the irony of tossing so many words about a guy who "means nothing."

Personally, I think Morford's probably got the hots for W.

[Atlantian]

Compared to this guy, Molly Irvins is a Bush Babe.