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Morford: George W. Bush Means Nothing
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, August 1, 2003 | Mark Morford, Unrequited Bush Obsessive

Posted on 08/01/2003 6:45:18 AM PDT by presidio9

Edited on 04/13/2004 2:43:07 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

Go ahead, ya smirkin' Texas lug, stumble around all scrunched and blank eyed and pseudo-manly, shove this country into a bloody unwinnable war and lie about all the reasons why, gouge the economy and ruin the schools and embarrass the nation every single day as you mangle grammar and meaning and truth. It doesn't really matter.


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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Government; Politics/Elections; US: California
KEYWORDS: algorelostgetoverit; bushhater; bushobsessed; leatherstrappythings; loonyleft; mandatorybarfalert; mba; missmorford; morford
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To: All
Another perfect example from the "hate is not a family value" crowd.
61 posted on 08/01/2003 7:10:31 AM PDT by labowski
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To: CalvaryJohn

To the above poster- read it, man, it will put a smile on your face. What a day!

I'm trying.  It reads like a stream of consciousness rant from a stark raving lunatic.  You've got to be totally willing to completely suspend your relation to reality.

 

Owl_Eagle

”Unleash the Hogs of Peace.”
P.J. O'Rourke Parliament of Whores

62 posted on 08/01/2003 7:10:37 AM PDT by End Times Sentinel ("Europeans lost the will to live the moral life long ago." - Ben Shapiro)
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To: presidio9
Demonic writer. Trash. Garbage. Evil.
63 posted on 08/01/2003 7:10:45 AM PDT by arasina (click here ---no, wait a minute---DON'T!)
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To: presidio9
Here is my porn collection. Here are my divine sex toys and my lubricants and my leather strappy things and my collection of happy open-minded perversions and my active account at Blowfish.com and my tattoos and piercings and love of massage oil and vibrators and things that go ooooh in the night.

I really did not need to know these things.

64 posted on 08/01/2003 7:11:54 AM PDT by The Iguana
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To: presidio9
Factually flawed from beginning to end. I am not going to waste time refuting this gutter filth, but here are some keywords: unwinnable war, a President raising property taxes, gutting Americorps, ruin the schools?

This dude needs to get a grip on reality.

65 posted on 08/01/2003 7:12:37 AM PDT by ilgipper
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To: presidio9
Mark spends way too much time studying what's in his toilet.
66 posted on 08/01/2003 7:14:41 AM PDT by Buckwheats
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To: speedy
Yep, definitely off the meds today.

Still hung over from that so-called "bachelor party." His head, and, ahem, "other places" are a bit sore this morning.

67 posted on 08/01/2003 7:14:57 AM PDT by presidio9 (RUN AL, RUN!!!)
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To: presidio9
Someone really needs to buy this guy a clue, or maybe just a connection with reality. This comes close to the Ultimate Flame in terms of sheer vitriol, but it lacks the same level of class.

I think I'll go read some old Mark Steyn articles to make up for plowing through that incoherent pile of BS.

68 posted on 08/01/2003 7:15:32 AM PDT by ItsBacon (I smell bacon! Where's the bacon? baconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbacon)
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To: presidio9
"There is so much more going on than you know. There is so much deeper understanding and wider knowledge and higher winking and you can't touch any of it. Do you know this? You need to know this. "

Typical arrogant ignorance of the left. They have never been right about anything and they will never admit when they are wrong.
69 posted on 08/01/2003 7:16:21 AM PDT by Constitutional Patriot (Socialism is the cancer of humanity.)
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To: rhombus
You represent all the dark threads, the ugliness and the tension and the low vibration and you are necessary to remind anyone who's paying attention of what to watch out for...

Hate speech? I dont know, but telling someone they represent the low vibration is just so mean ...

70 posted on 08/01/2003 7:16:22 AM PDT by woofie
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To: presidio9

Mark Morford
Recent Morford interview

The useful idiot mentions FreeRepublic.


71 posted on 08/01/2003 7:16:57 AM PDT by Consort
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To: cardinal4
But whatever it is, he really need to take a pill; preferably 10mgs of thorazine.

What's wrong with arsenic?

72 posted on 08/01/2003 7:17:20 AM PDT by Sloth ("I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" -- Jacobim Mugatu, 'Zoolander')
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To: presidio9
...which brings me to my next point...

DON'T SMOKE CRACK!!
73 posted on 08/01/2003 7:17:30 AM PDT by ElectricStrawberry (Anyone that would dare protest peace-weenies by themselves is a friend of mine)
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To: presidio9
To the liberal great unwashed, this piece of dribble drivel is no doubt great prose. He will probably be asked to deliver a commencement speech at a local leftist college next spring.
74 posted on 08/01/2003 7:17:58 AM PDT by CedarDave (The Dems look for a shadow on the brightest day, call it the dark of night and blame George W. Bush)
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To: presidio9
Oh my goodness. I don't want to be standing next to him when his Maker renders his massive ego null and void.
75 posted on 08/01/2003 7:20:17 AM PDT by agrace
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To: PhiKapMom
This "despicable writer" refuses to go read anything that will change its view. That's what it is saying in this very editorial. It doesn't want truth. It doesn't care about Saddam Hussein. It cares about itself and others like it.
76 posted on 08/01/2003 7:21:38 AM PDT by arasina (click here ---no, wait a minute---DON'T!)
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To: presidio9
Tertiary syphilis.
77 posted on 08/01/2003 7:22:05 AM PDT by facedown (Armed in the Heartland)
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To: presidio9
OK, what the hell was that?

Reads like an advice column written by a blend of Hunter Thompson, Doctor Ruth, and Ralph Nader.

Too many uppers with only a thesaurus to read.

78 posted on 08/01/2003 7:23:42 AM PDT by blackdog (Who weeps for the tuna?)
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To: Consort
From the Morford interview:

Q: How much feedback/mail do you typically get after a column is published? And what's the ratio between mail from your fans vs. those who hate you?

A: All depends on the column. A particularly pointed anti-Bush anti-war column will get me gobs of sneering hate mail, mostly from the delirious, hardcore psychopatriots at freerepublic.com or lucianne.com or andrewsullivan.com, et al, where they post chunks of my column in their discussion forums, along with my e-mail address, and encourage each other to flame me, usually in the cutest sort of monosyllabic, ragingly homophobic, horribly syntaxed, misspelled sort of way. Makes me proud to be an American. My girlfriend loves the anti-SF gay-bashing they aim my way, I might add.

Folks, resist the urge to respond to Ms. Morford. She thinks it validates her bi-weekly humor column. Oh, and BTW, her "girlfriend" is named Larry.

79 posted on 08/01/2003 7:24:51 AM PDT by presidio9 (RUN AL, RUN!!!)
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To: Consort
Read the Morford interview...um...

"I'm off the wall in a "You should really try this gorgeous bejeweled butt plug" sort of way."

His words, not mine. Honest Injun.

Methinks the best Morford genes were left languishing in her father's busted rubber.
80 posted on 08/01/2003 7:28:01 AM PDT by ICX (Donations to the Odai and Qusai Hussein Memorial Fund can be submitted directly to the Dean campaign)
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