Morford: George W. Bush Means Nothing

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, August 1, 2003 | Mark Morford, Unrequited Bush Obsessive

[DonGrafico]

I think we've identified the problem here. No wonder he's so cranky.

[carton253]

Thank you for clarifying that... is the SFGate.com different that the Chronicle... does it cater to the homosexual crowd...

[finnman69]

Do it Mark, just get it over with.

[PhiKapMom]

Will be glad too! I am livid at the media right now! And I thought I was mad before this!

[PBRSTREETGANG]

You cannot reach me, Dubya.

That's not surprising. Morford's head is so far up his a$$ that nobody can.

[carton253]

I can't believe what passes for journalism today... truth (throw it out) facts (don't let it get it the way of a good story).

The Media has one aim... to bring down this President.

[Paulus Invictus]

It's probably a vile combo of AIDS and syphilis that has invaded her cranium and made her compose this tripe.

[Constitution Day]

Oh, I don't think that's melodramatic in the least.

I would bet that they ARE watching him.
Anyone who would pen something this vitriolic is apt to come unhinged at any moment.

[Rummyfan]

Go ahead, toss those useless $400 rebate checks to the depressed and jobless populace as some sort of bogus humanitarian gesture...

Hey I got my $400 and I don't consider it useless and I am not jobless. If liberals are so upset about these rebates they are free to endorse the check and send it back!

[finnman69]

http://poynter.org/content/content_view.asp?id=39527

SFGate columnist Mark Morford.

Q: How much feedback/mail do you typically get after a column is published? And what's the ratio between mail from your fans vs. those who hate you?

A: All depends on the column. A particularly pointed anti-Bush anti-war column will get me gobs of sneering hate mail, mostly from the delirious, hardcore psychopatriots at freerepublic.com or lucianne.com or andrewsullivan.com, et al, where they post chunks of my column in their discussion forums, along with my e-mail address, and encourage each other to flame me, usually in the cutest sort of monosyllabic, ragingly homophobic, horribly syntaxed, misspelled sort of way. Makes me proud to be an American. My girlfriend loves the anti-SF gay-bashing they aim my way, I might add.

[Consort]

See response #79.

[finnman69]

Miss Morford's typical daily schedule:

7:00AM performs oral sex on the cutie he met last night, Ramon.
7:30AM Wheat Germ and free range scrambled tofu breakfast with hyrdroponically grown in his own compost-grown butt cheek-squeezed orange juice
7:45AM takes daily prescribed medicine (thorazine, lithium, AZT, prozac, viagra, etc.)
8:00AM Door rings
8:10 AM Jeffrey comes over and receives oral sex from Miss Morford
8:30 AM takes a shower and shaves his legs(rain water only and uses soaps not tested on bunny rabbits)
9:00-12pm write Bush hating rants using standard formula writing
12pm-1:00pm put on leotard and go to African America drum beating/Yoga class
1:00-2:00pm daily orgy gangbang in the boy's locker room
2:00pm grab a free range grilled celery sandwich on stone ground Guatemalan Hemp bread and an organic water. Go to the Castro People's Bookstore and Propaganda Dispensary, get latest copy of the Worker's News
2:30pm Stop by the Blue Oyster for a tango dnace with Miguel and Billy
3:30pm Down a ritalin smoothie at the Smoothie Love Shack. Head over to the Marijuana Distribution Center. If Miss Morford is a little short of cash, provides a little oral sex to the owner of the establishment, James.
4:00pm-6pm Obsess over Bush some more and scribe some more rantings
6:00pm Throw 600 thread count cotton pink thong in wash and iron leather chaps.
6:30pm Go shopping at Whole Foods, bring home vegetarian hydroponic lasagna and a bottle of Sonoma Merlot from the Rainbow Arches Winery.
7:00-8:00 Get dressed before the boys come over, put on makeup, do hair. Buff Gucci black open toe sandals.
8:00 Boys come over. Boys have Miss Morofrd then Dinner
10:00pm boys head to the Ramhole for dancing, handcuffs and random anonymous sex. Boys load up on GHB, Ketamine, crystal meth.
11:00pm-3AM Don't remember anything
7:00AM next day. Wake up next to some beefcake Miss Morford does not know and notices his rectum is very sore.

[PhiKapMom]

The Media has one aim... to bring down this President.

I was convinced before yesterday but now I am more than convinced that is their aim. When I was doing excerpts to post on Countdown it struck me that all of the information on Iraq was in this Unclassified version of the Report on the WH website and the DemocRAT attackers and their media have refused to acknowledge it even exists while continuing their attacks.

I used to joke that the DemocRATs and liberal media put the RAT Party over the good of this Nation -- it is no joke! That is what they are doing today and you are right -- facts mean nothing to them as long as the DemocRATs regain power.

An orchestrated effort is needed from the different conservative communities to get the Truth out -- wish I had the answer to how to go about doing it so we could have one united front to take on the DemocRATs and their liberal media.

[finnman69]

The way to respond and drive Miss Morford batty is to send him copies of your small donations to George W Bush for the 2004 re-election campaign.

[blackdog]

I thought that too. My dad once wrote a pretty scathing letter to Clinton, Kennedy, and the governor of Delaware.

The local post office master who he is friendly with told him that his mail was being held and looked at by the feds each day. This went on for about two months.

My dad is a strange guy. His mail would freak me out just sitting on the kitchen counter. Everything from Gun's-n-ammo to porn for the elderly, to mailorder military surplus, to responses from personal ads which made me cringe. Then his weekly list of politicians and other dishonorable folk would get his usual rants which sounded a lot like this Morford guy, only from a crazy conservative would be dispatched each week.

I will not even let my kids alone with him.

[JesseHousman]

Who's Mark Dorkford?

Never heard of him.

I do know who President George W. Bush is, however.

[blackdog]

Morford needs to smoke some weed and take a nap. I think he's got a problem on the other extremes of the drug spectrum. Definately meth, crack, ritalin, or adderall.

[presidio9]

This explains a lot about you.

[blackdog]

Play nice boss.

[Frank_Discussion]

yow.