48 Reasons why Dogs are better than women

Strange Cosmos ^ | 8/17/2003

[irv]

My dogs both enjoy it when I practice my trumpet. At least, I think that noise they make is "singing along" and not "howling in pain."

[Centurion2000]

Dang, that website is HARSH ..... true but harsh.

[oceanperch]

ouch

[fourdeuce82d]

My dog loves me 'cause he don't know no better.

My girlfriend loves me even though she does.

fun is fun, we all like to joke around...but there's the bottome line.

[FastCoyote]

This list has been around for years, but keeps getting better. It also works for "Why Beer is better than a woman"

[Lucy Lake]

Pinging...

This is a hoot.

[Mrs Zip]

ping

[potlatch]

It's a Dog eat Dog world!!

[TotusTuus]

This thread is begging for someone to post Gary Larson's Far Side comparison of what a dog hears versus what a cat hears.

Can't seem to find it on the net! ($$$)

It was an impressive search though. Larson personally wrote e-mails to some of his fan sites asking, very kindly, that his "children" be sent back to him since he, like any "concerned father", worries about who they're hanging with.

I'm sure his publishers had something to do with it. Creative way of trying to avoid e-mails from the lawyers.

[noutopia]

Lawyers,that another damn thing.Well that's another post.

[orlop9]

It's a humor thread...personally I think dogs do have a sense of humor

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. --Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)

[nmh]

Oh, oh ... next someone will reply with dogs being more intimately satisfying. I'd bet there's atleast one vote for some closet beastility. Or it's just plain sour grapes.

As much as we love our pets (dogs and cats) I wouldn't trade my spouse in for a dog or a cat. It's a good relationship. There's so much cynicism going around with just everything that I find this posting offensive. Just tired of marriage being denounced and divorce being so common that you can pick up cards celebrating a divorce.

[kstewskis]

A dog won't look at you funny if you drop something on the floor, pick it up and eat it.

No I disagree.

He'll look at you funny wondering why you aren't sharing that "something" with him, LOL!

[JoeSixPack1]

Dogs have a master.

Cats have a staff.

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[meanie monster]

I love dogs but I am a cat owner and my cat is so kewl. I scolded him last week for puking on my new carpet and he brought me a piece offering (a dead mouse) and he laid it on my chest whilst I was asleep. I love my cat Velcro.

[kstewskis]

As much as we love our pets (dogs and cats) I wouldn't trade my spouse in for a dog or a cat. It's a good relationship. There's so much cynicism going around with just everything that I find this posting offensive. Just tired of marriage being denounced and divorce being so common that you can pick up cards celebrating a divorce.

Thank you for posting that, and offering at least a little bit of hope for those of us single folk who still have faith in the institution of marriage ;o)

[kstewskis]

but...now back to the thread....

dogs don't hog the covers when it's cold...!

[ntnychik]

Pinging you this for the replies!

[tutstar]

ping

[noutopia]

Walk into a home that has cats,and you know it.Dogs are not like cats they can be trained to go outside.Cats are stinking animals that never should have been close to man much less in his house.