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48 Reasons why Dogs are better than women
Strange Cosmos ^
| 8/17/2003
Posted on 08/16/2003 8:39:35 PM PDT by sinkspur
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posted on
08/16/2003 8:39:35 PM PDT
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sinkspur
To: sinkspur
Dogs DON'T wash your underwear.
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posted on
08/16/2003 8:43:11 PM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other ---"I'll man the guns, You drive")
To: dixiechick2000
Dogs LUV when you wear dirty underwear!
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posted on
08/16/2003 8:44:11 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Go ahead, make my day and re-state the obvious! Again!)
To: Revolting cat!
LOL!
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posted on
08/16/2003 8:44:52 PM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other ---"I'll man the guns, You drive")
To: sinkspur
I love this list!!
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posted on
08/16/2003 8:45:08 PM PDT
by
Rabid Dog
To: sinkspur
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN You're posting this from the doghouse (where your significant other just sent you only moments ago), aren't you? :-)
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posted on
08/16/2003 8:48:42 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
(You are the audience. I am the author. I outrank you! -Franz Liebkind, The Producers)
To: sinkspur
Dogs know that when it itches you should scratch it!
To: sinkspur
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posted on
08/16/2003 8:51:44 PM PDT
by
jlogajan
To: sinkspur
A dog doesn't care if you smell sweaty.
You can have two dogs at once and they don't care.
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posted on
08/16/2003 8:53:25 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: sinkspur
A dog won't look at you funny if you drop something on the floor, pick it up and eat it.
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posted on
08/16/2003 8:54:28 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: sinkspur
A dog doesn't care if you drink from the jug in your underwear at 2 a.m.
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posted on
08/16/2003 8:55:56 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: sinkspur
WHY CATS ARE BETTER THEN MEN
Cats keep their opinions to themselves
Cat's don't criticize your mother
Cats never question how much you're eating
Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances
Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep
Cats are happy to let you drive
Cats always look good first thing in the morning
One good purr can be worth a thousand words
Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut
Cats love it when you go shopping
Cats never return the gifts you get them
Cats are able to keep the romance alive
To: sinkspur
Dogs never ask you what you're thinking about.
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posted on
08/16/2003 8:57:10 PM PDT
by
Loyalist
To: sinkspur
5 reasons why women are better than dogs.
1. Dogs can't cook.
2. A dog isn't a good date. And don't expect to get anywhere if you're dumb enough to try it.
3. Women can get in the mood. Forget a dog.
4. Dogs don't clean the house. If you leave it there, chances are your dog will relocate it--as soon as he's done eating it. This includes undies.
5. Though a dog will never force you to watch Trading Spaces, a dog will never tell you when a football game is on. If you miss it, you get a lick. Good? No. Take it from me, you don't wanna know where that tongue has been.
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posted on
08/16/2003 8:57:38 PM PDT
by
4mycountry
(One voice, connecting with others like a water droplet on a lake. It cannot be missed.)
To: sinkspur
Why CATS are better than MEN
1. A CAT always hits the litterbox.
2. Better chance of training a CAT.
3. You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother.
4. If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.
5. You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a guy to clip his toenails.
6. It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.
7. A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is.
To: dixiechick2000
Dogs DON'T wash your underwear.
Or your bill fold
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posted on
08/16/2003 8:59:14 PM PDT
by
WKB
(3!~ ( You can hear it anywhere but only here can you tell the world what you think about it))
To: sinkspur
A picture is forming. You, relaxing after a long week on the job, Sat. night, sippin on a cool one in front of your monitor, listening to the wife behind you gripe about your being on the computer?
To: wardaddy; sit-rep
Prairee Dog style bump !
Stay Safe !
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posted on
08/16/2003 9:00:16 PM PDT
by
Squantos
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: 4mycountry
3. Women can get in the mood. Forget a dog. First of all dogs are always in the mood! Second, dogs always say what they mean and don't speak in euphemisms!
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posted on
08/16/2003 9:00:24 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Go ahead, make my day and re-state the obvious! Again!)
Dogs are like men, they'll stick around as long as you'll
feed them.
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posted on
08/16/2003 9:00:40 PM PDT
by
Chantal
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