[dixiechick2000]

Dogs DON'T wash your underwear.

[Rabid Dog]

I love this list!!

[lowbridge]

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

You're posting this from the doghouse (where your significant other just sent you only moments ago), aren't you? :-)

[rednekelmo]

Dogs know that when it itches you should scratch it!

[jlogajan]

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[Blood of Tyrants]

A dog doesn't care if you smell sweaty.

You can have two dogs at once and they don't care.

[Blood of Tyrants]

A dog won't look at you funny if you drop something on the floor, pick it up and eat it.

[Blood of Tyrants]

A dog doesn't care if you drink from the jug in your underwear at 2 a.m.

[stlnative]

WHY CATS ARE BETTER THEN MEN
Cats keep their opinions to themselves
Cat's don't criticize your mother
Cats never question how much you're eating
Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances
Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep
Cats are happy to let you drive
Cats always look good first thing in the morning
One good purr can be worth a thousand words
Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut
Cats love it when you go shopping
Cats never return the gifts you get them
Cats are able to keep the romance alive

[Loyalist]

Dogs never ask you what you're thinking about.

[4mycountry]

5 reasons why women are better than dogs.

1. Dogs can't cook.
2. A dog isn't a good date. And don't expect to get anywhere if you're dumb enough to try it.
3. Women can get in the mood. Forget a dog.
4. Dogs don't clean the house. If you leave it there, chances are your dog will relocate it--as soon as he's done eating it. This includes undies.
5. Though a dog will never force you to watch Trading Spaces, a dog will never tell you when a football game is on. If you miss it, you get a lick. Good? No. Take it from me, you don't wanna know where that tongue has been.

[stlnative]

Why CATS are better than MEN


1. A CAT always hits the litterbox.

2. Better chance of training a CAT.

3. You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother.

4. If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.

5. You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a guy to clip his toenails.

6. It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.

7. A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is.

[MissAmericanPie]

A picture is forming. You, relaxing after a long week on the job, Sat. night, sippin on a cool one in front of your monitor, listening to the wife behind you gripe about your being on the computer?

[Squantos]

Prairee Dog style bump !

Stay Safe !

[stlnative]

Why Cats are Better than Men

1. A cat always comes in SOBER after being out all night.

2. When a cat goes to the toilet she tries not to leave a trace.

3. You can put a bell around a cat's neck so you know exactly where she is.

4. If you stroke a cat she won't leap on you for sex.

5. You don't mind that much if a cat brings a bird home every night.

6. When a cat comes in at mid-night it doesn't wake you up by smashing into every item of furniture.

7. Cats never pretend they know how to fix the video.

8. Cats don't care what size your boobs are.

9. Cats still love you even when your perm goes wrong.

10. Cats love rubbing up to your legs however much cellulite you have.

11. Cats can be neutered if they stray.

12. If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy her.

13. It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.

14. If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.

15. You never have to spend time with your cat's mother.

16. Better chance of training a cat.

17. Cats are cute.

18. A cat is never late for dinner.

19. Cats love to see you come home from shopping with lots of bags!

20. You'll never get a call from you cat's ex-wife.

21. A cat would never leave you for a younger women.

22. Cats treat your mom with respect.

23. Cats don't worry about hair loss.

24. It feels nice to stroke a cats soft, fluffy fur.

25. A cat's friend is less likely to be annoying.

26. Cats can't show love without meaning it.

27. To buy a fancy dinner for a cat only costs 40p

28. Cats actually think with their heads.

29. Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself.

30. It is legal in all states to neuter a cat.

31. Cats comfort you when you are sick.

32. When a cat sleeps all day it's natural, not annoying.

[Revolting cat!]

And the most important reason:

Dogs won't send you to the doghouse!

[lilylangtree]

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.



2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.



3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.



4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.



5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.



6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.






AMAZING CONCLUSION:


The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

[snippy_about_it]

Ping

[noutopia]

Dogs always love you.Exwives are not that kind.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

1. Dogs don't cry.

I suppose that pitiful whimpering is puppy's way of letting me know that he is happy to eat his food while I eat mine?