48 Reasons why Dogs are better than women

Strange Cosmos ^ | 8/17/2003

[orlop9]

Just tired of marriage being denounced and divorce being so common that you can pick up cards celebrating a divorce.

Uh, what aisle would those be on?

[joyce11111]

That was funny..I just printed it out for hubby.

[ladyinred]

This is funny! I betcha I could apply this to men too however, in fact, some of them I did! :-)

[meanie monster]

My cat goes to bathroom outside. He comes in to puke, lol

[noutopia]

If I could find a wife that would go hunting with me and not care when it got cold and when it was to late and when it was an aniversity,I'd marry her. My last two said they they would.

[noutopia]

Aniversity? wow!

[meanie monster]

I go hunting and tomorrow me and the hubby are going fishing. I am a very lucky woman.

[Hildy]

Dogs don't take you in their arms and say, "Oh you poor baby" when you come home whining about not getting a raise.

[rwfromkansas]

love it!

Great...:)

[noutopia]

And he is a very very lucky man.

[meanie monster]

you so sweet!!!!

[blam]

I have four dogs and no wife. Doctor says I'm in perfect health. What else could a guy ask for?

[noutopia]

Not really,I have had two wives that would disagree,but they didn't like the outdoors like I did.

[orlop9]

Dogs don't take you in their arms and say, "Oh you poor baby" when you come home whining about not getting a raise.

I think it translates to: sniff,lick lick, slobber, sniff sniff.

[rwfromkansas]

Finding someone is a heck of a lot harder than finding a good pet though...lol.

[noutopia]

Got me there,I'd trade two dogs for a good woman.

[rwfromkansas]

awesome tagline

[JoeSixPack1]

Yeah they do! And they lick your face and slober on ya and let you use their fur to wipe your nose!

And they don't complain about how gross that just was!!

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[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

Dogs are loyal..

[noutopia]

Hey I am only kidding here!!!!!!!!!!!