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AP via The New York Times ^ | August 23, 2003

[sarcasm]

Small b Detonatesand

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Filed at 9:17 a.m. ET

No gility for t inside Newry's main bus depot. Irish Republican Army dissidents continue to mount ocbombings in opposition to the 1998 peace accord for Northern Ireland, a Brititory.

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[FourPeas]

LOL!

[FourPeas]

Authorities were alerted caught fire, suggesting that the homemade device inside had malfunctioned.

Oh, I get it. Had the device NOT malfunctioned, the authorities would not have been alerted before they caught fire.

[Eala]

>But the Scots, boy, I don't know what language they speak.
The most beautiful language in the world.

Gaelic: the language of the Garden of Eden.

[martin_fierro]

Meet the "small bthey".

[vikingcelt]

Is this in Gaellic perhaps?

[Constitution Day]

Bwahahaha!!!

But don't you miss the annoying little priss-pot who says the only thing she enjoys more than doing the crossword puzzle is actually finishing it?

[martin_fierro]

Can't say I remember her.

But He Who Strokes His Chin Thoughtfully While Squinting is always good for a hoot.

[Bon mots]

Going on 3 hours now that this mumbo-jumbo is still up on the venal New York Slimes.

[babaloo999]

Aye an' a bit of Mackeral settler rack and ruin
ran it doon by the haim, 'ma place
well I slapped me and I slapped it doon in the side
and I cried, cried, cried.

The fear a fallen down taken never back the raize and then Craig Marion,
get out wi' ye Claymore out mi pocket a' ran doon, doon the middin stain
picking the fiery horde that was fallen around ma feet.
Never he cried, never shall it ye get me alive
ye rotten hound of the burnie crew. Well I snatched fer the blade O my
Claymore cut and thrust and I fell doon before him round his feet.

Aye! A roar he cried frae the bottom of his heart that I would nay fall
but as dead, dead as 'a can be by his feet; de ya ken?

...and the wind cried back.

[In English] Thank you.

[William McKinley]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe that is really what they have up!!!

[Admin Moderator]

As they say on SportsCenter:

"Vsmuffu Implsgr"

[Dog Gone]

Hey, that's the words I use to finish every crossword puzzle I ever tried.

[RichInOC]

Guinness is good for you...unless you've just been pulled away from happy hour to work a story...

AP REPORTER: NO GILITY FOR T INSIDE NEWRY'S MAIN BUS DEPOT...
EDITOR: WHAT HAPPEN?
AP REPORTER: AUTHORITIES WERE ALERTED CAUGHT FIRE...
EDITOR: WHAT YOU SAY!!
AP REPORTER: BUGHTERS DIDNURCE WAS A SMALL BTHEY...
GUINNESS: HOW ARE YOU MY FRIEND!!
GUINNESS: ALL YOUR BRAIN ARE BELONG TO US.
AP REPORTER: SHNEL HS BHS FIREF PO...

[hellinahandcart]

Well I'll be a bughters didnurce.

ROFLMAO!

[Spruce]

Oh Cripes! I can't stop laughing! Do they have cats walking on their keyboards?

[hellinahandcart]

Come over here, this is too funny! It's REAL.

[hellinahandcart]

You can pop the keys off and clean down there.

I'm still laughing at this one.

[dighton]

Authorities were alerted caught fire. Bughters didnurce was a small bthey.

[PianoMan]

NYT quality journalism ping!!!

[Timesink]

Schadenfreude

Tis te Neork Tes Sadreude Pist. Freet b aor droed.