Morford: Recall God And Fake Orgasms (Let's recall things that really matter)

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, September 10, 2003 | Mark Morford (What a shock- He Hates Catholics)

[presidio9]

Do you feel the pulse? The surging urge for delicious politician-free change? That's right! It's recall time!

Because this is your opening. This is your chance. Here is the insane inane circus of the California recall, and here is this huge gaping maw of political idiocy and infighting, and apparently they just really, really want you to know that all you really need is a million bucks and a million signatures and you too can change history to suit your whiny conservative whims. Ah, democracy.

[TheBigB]

Wine and orgasms. Every column. Never fails. :)

[LOC1]

What a pile of C**p!

[x1stcav]

Morford is a definite poofster.

More importantly, he's also a common jerk.

It is fun reading the left's rantings. Makes my morning.

[meg70]

How about recalling Little Miss Morford's psychotropics?

[cardinal4]

What a hateful, odious, little man/woman.(I still havent determined its gender) He/she is so angry, that one day she/he will explode. Is she/he out of the closet, yet? Maybe thats it, all the conflicted emotions cause him/her to lash out. It must be tough to have choices like his/hers; Either change the oil in his/her SUV, or buy a new dress.

[presidio9]

How about recalling Little Miss Morford's psychotropics?

Never! They are the greatest advertisement against liberalism alive today. Highlights for me today was how bitter Morford is that, like a lot of women and gay men, she does not understand football and therefore has nothing to talk to heterosexual men about. Note to Morford: You don't want to talk to heterosexual men anyway. Most of them voted for George W. Bush.

I also liked the fact that she had the nerve to use the phrase "bitchy little pundits." Describes her to a "T".

[goodnesswins]

RECALL MORFORD!!! Please.....God.....(forgive me, Lord)

[meg70]

And Little Miss Morford claims he has a wife, I feel sorry for whoever she/he is..

[chimera]

Let us recall beer-bellied lug nuts who wear grungy sweatshirts and baseball hats and last 1.7 minutes in bed before passing out and dreaming of, well, their next beer. Is that a good place to start?

Sounds like Morford didn't score very well in the bathhouses the previous night and is taking out his frustrations in this screed. Maybe he should just take a cold shower and/or relieve himself?

[Bob]

Does this guy(?) ever make any sense?

[Irene Adler]

Morford reminds me of my gay nephew. Has virtually everything he could possibly want, does whatever he pleases, and still hates anybody who gets in his way. I wonder if my nephew reads Morford. I am certain he would love his columns.

[presidio9]

When it comes to Morford, I am certian of only two things: She has an unrequited homosexual fixation on our president (with the inevitible liberal guilt that accompanies it) and she definitely gets off on reading FR to see what we think about her (very few people outside of FR have ever heard of Morford.

So there is only one thing left to do: Satisfy her urges.

[BenLurkin]

Is this supposed to be humor?

[cspackler]

I don't think that Missy would be happy with the outcome if we were to actually put all of his BS up to a vote. I think a 97-3 percent b!tch-slapping might hurt his precious orgasm-ladled ego.

[MontanaBeth]

Recall whomever told this person they can write. Nothing but socialist drivel, foaming at the mouth at Ameicans because they're starting to think for themselves.

[finnman69]

Oh man, he went after Professional football. That will not go over well with Niners fans.

[wideawake]

It's interesting to watch this particular sodomite's self-image become more and more grandiose with each passing column.

It's very rare, even on reality TV shows, for someone to expose their own psyche so nakedly to the world.

[GladesGuru]

"God but the world is strange."

The author is walking, talking, proof of his thesis.

[hang 'em]

AIDS dementia, LSD and assorted other STDs are rapidly destroying Miss Morford's brain. Odds are she’s only good for a few more columns.