Two killed in Alaska bear attack

KTVB ^ | 10/07/03 | Staff Writer

[mo4bush]

"Does a bear do that in the woods?"

ROTFLMAO

If a bear does that in the woods and nobody hears it, does it matter?

Mo4Bush(who already voted for Arnold!)

[nuconvert]

Map of Alaska? Their bodies were taken to Kodiak. They were
near Kaflia Bay in Katmai National Park. Is that near enough to Kodiak for Kodiak bears? Them's giant bears.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Fishin' in Alaska ping!

[mo4bush]

Aren't Kodiak bears grizzlies? Just named Kodiak for the area they inhabit.

[bedolido]

Yes. Bears do that.
Does a bear do that in the woods?

if a bear eats in the wood... does this mean those eaten will help the environment by fertilizing the forest? (I know morbid...)

[Ranger Drew]

No, they probably weren't armed. Just another couple of democrat-votin', granola-eatin', tree-huggin', I'm-okay, you're-okay, nitwits.

All one can do is simply shake their head. ...and the sad part is...there's an abundance of these idiots.

[bedolido]

Check this out. Sounds like you're pretty close

[Cobra64]

The victims, believed to be in their late 30s to early 40s, were from Malibu, Calif.

Like, cool man. See the groovey looking bear. Let's feed it some tofu and bean sprouts. Then we'll do a couple of doobies and chill out.

[keithtoo]

This would never have happened if someone were drilling for oil there.

[Spruce]

Bears will eat anything. It is important to never smell like food, Look like food, or be food. Being armed with a very powerful firearm is the only way to prevent becoming food if the bear decides you smell like or appear to be food.
Not to mention bears can get aggressive for no apparent reason(to humans at least). Being armed with a very powerful firearm is the only way to stop an aggresssive bear.
I'm guessing these victims were not armed.

[HardStarboard]

>>>PBS is in the bear hors d'ouevre business. <<<

Yep...and being from Malibu I'll bet they were Yugo drivers.

[KevinB]

I wonder if the victims were armed at all. I know I would have been packing if camping in Kodiak Country.

They were from California. Guns bad, doncha know?

[nuconvert]

I don't know. Do grizzlies get to be 10 feet tall and weigh 1500 pounds?

[apologia_pro_vita_sua]

Like I always tell my dog and cat obsessed friends, if your pet was bigger than you, he would eat you. Animals are incapable of Love, what they express to us is pure fear and submission. We misinterpret it as Love.


Just ask Roy Horn.

[Saundra Duffy]

How sad.

[toddst]

I wonder if the victims were armed at all. I know I would have been packing if camping in Kodiak Country. And packing something heavy-duty, mind you.

It would be worthwhile to know whether these people were at all prepared to deal with bears. My guess is they were not armed. If not, they never had a chance, as it's clear the bear was not afraid of people and apparently saw these campers as a food source.

Minimum weapon for this situation would be a .44 Magnum, this combined with some training to hit critical points should the bear become threatening.

[bedolido]

Here's more on the brown bear/kodiak/grizzle

[bwteim]

Only if no one is there to hear it.

[Tijeras_Slim]

there's an abundance of these idiots.

Abundance-2=?

[There's millions of'em]

"...and the sad part is...there's an abundance of these idiots.

Sadly, there aren't enough of them in King Salmon.