Roseanne Barr: Give Jerusalem to Vatican

CMR ^ | November 21, 2008 | Patrick Archbold

[NYer]

Familiar with the saying that goes "If you live long enough, you will see just about everything."

Case in point. Roseanne Barr, the formerly corpulent, currently crude, and laughingly dim comedienne and bona fide anti-Catholic, has an idea for saving the world.

ISRAEL MUST CONCEDE ALL TERRITORY PRE 1967 AND JERUSALEM TOO, TO A THREE WAY SPLIT UNDER INTERNATIONAL AND VATICAN CONTROL IN ORDER TO AVOID WW3!!!

Wow! The women oppressing, gay hating, HIV causing Catholic Church is the only way to avoid WWIII? Like I said, If you live long enough....

Actually, all this proves is that there is one thing that Roseanne hates more than the "Vatican" and that is Israel. (Yes, I know that Roseanne was born to a Jewish family.)

But perhaps she is on to something. I am quite sure that after giving control of the holy land to the Church and Israel ceding back all the territory it held after being attacked, the crazy Islamists who run Iran will take all that nuclear material to the drop-off box at the U.N. signed "We don't need this anymore, Love Ahmed."

Then after peace breaks out, we can turn our efforts back to the important things. Like forcing gay marriage on a resistant public and throwing off the shackles of the torturers who force religion on children.

As soon as a person leaves his/her religion, he/she finds peace and wonder and justice and logic and the world makes complete sense for once! It is hard to leave after all the psychological abuse and terror that is done to a child in order to make that child into a "believer". A "believer" is one who gives up the right to use his/her thought processes for anything other than ways to regurgitate the downloaded sanctioned programming done to him/her by an elitist and parasitical priest class that lives in socialist luxury and contributes nothing.

The lady, and I uses that term loosely, is as schizophrenic as she is senseless. Laura Ingraham wrote a book entitled "Shut up and Sing!" The point was to ask artists to keep their nonsensical opinions to themselves and just do what they are good at.

So to Roseanne Barr, I say just shut and ... and ... well anyway. Just shut up.

h/t to Newsbusters

[NYer]

Lol! That conjures up some interesting images.

[Charles Bronson Forever]

Give Roseanne to the Martians.

[allmendream]

Because the last time Jerusalem was controlled by Roman Catholics it went so well for everybody.....

What? Wholesale massacres? Defeat at the Horns of Hattin? Christians ransomed or sold into slavery?

Who ever heard of such things?

[trisham]

I hope you're right, but my personal feeling is that the Vatican is salivating to get its mitts on Jerusalem.

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Maybe you and Roseanne could take a meeting and resolve this whole "Jerusalem" issue.

[Augustinian monk]

Were your trying to say “Shut up and eat”?

[Fawn]

My support for Isreal is starting to fade....most Jews voted for 0bama!

[onedoug]

How about we give her to the phlistinians instead?

[Miss Marple]

Jews in the United States are not necessarily as concerned about Israel’s security as the people in Israel are.

[Ditto]

Why don’t we give Roseanne Barr to the Vatican, instead??

I guess they could use her for Exorcism training classes. ;~))

[Just another Joe]

ISRAEL MUST CONCEDE ALL TERRITORY PRE 1967 AND JERUSALEM TOO, TO A THREE WAY SPLIT UNDER INTERNATIONAL AND VATICAN CONTROL IN ORDER TO AVOID WW3!!!

Ahhh, I see Rosanne finally got around to reading Tom Clancy's "The Sum of All Fears".

[Zero Sum]

My support for Isreal is starting to fade....most Jews voted for 0bama!

Many of those same liberal Jews who voted for 0bama also hate Israel and favor the formation of a Palestinian terror state. I've never understood why liberal Jews would hate Israel... but then I've never understood how liberal Americans could hate America, either.

And by the way, most Americans voted for our new Emperor Zero... which is kind of why we're stuck with him. So unless you feel the same way about America as you do about Israel, you might want to rethink your fading support for the latter.

[kassie]

Thanks for the ping, I would have missed this.

[Nonstatist]

The fat piglet has said that Jews sending their kids to Hebrew school are practicing child abuse.

The only bright side to this is that no one, and I mean no one, is paying any attention to her anymore

Her accolyte Rosie O'Fatso has done much better than her, because she is better at hiding her venality. Rosanne is just too damn stupid to do as much.

[Nonstatist]

Jews being the primary funding source of the Democrap Party is what will keep O'bambi from bailing out on Israel altogether, despite what the grass roots want.

BTW, anything that creates tension among the Obamunismers is fine with me.

[samiam1972]

LOL! Anything but sing!! ;0)

[tessalu]

Arabs own over 99% of the Middle East, and Jews have so much less than that,less than even 1%, and Israel is the homeland of the Jewish people. I am for the Jewish people owning all of ISRAEL and JERUSALEM. The Arabs will never be satisfied no matter what they are given. Arabs ran the Jews out of all Arab countries, and deserve no part of ISRAEL for any reason.

[tessalu]

There is already a Palestinian homeland, which is over 70% Palestinian, and it even has a Palestinian Queen Rania, and there is simply NO need for 2 Palestinian states, side by side. That Palestinian homeland is called JORDAN. So for this reason, I do not support a second Palestinian homeland.

[baa39]

“If we pour salt on her will she melt away like any other slug?”

I highly suspect that if someone could get close enough to douse her with a bucket of water, she would melt just like the Wicked Witch in the Wizard of Oz.

[mamelukesabre]

That three way plan is leaving out one important group...eastern orthodox christians. Protestants are also left out, but i think most protestants would be fine with the vatican looking out for protestant interests for them. I seriously doubt the same could be said of the orthodox christians.

[Biggirl]

The truth is that the Vatican would do a great job having major shrines such as Holy Sepulchre under its control since it needs it badly to be fixed up. Plus the present Pope has met with a number of Christian leaders and thus has gained the respect of the Christians of the other churches.