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[Illuminati searcher]

I am searching for members of the Illuminati. I am interested in joining or being invited. I'm willing to do what it takes. Please e-mail me at [snip]. Thank you in advance.

[forest153]

To: Administrative Moderator

I am very new to Free Republic and submit my reply to you for approval. If my reply to Searching for Illuminati is not appropriate please eliminate.

Religion Moderator I’m a putz but I have some old floppy heart strings and will answer ambiguously, Illuminati Searcher can decide.

Is there illuminati? Yes and no. A good start is in Wiki and Google will give you enough to stay busy for a long time. There is a young man on Fox Business News named Cody Willard who is convinced the Illuminati are running the show (not Fox, the world). Most likely Mr. Willard is referring to the Bilderberg Group (Wiki again) and this study will keep you busy for a while and if you read the material and not just a sentence or two you will get a lot of history and a little suspicious. I went down this road to add to understanding of many other things and came away realizing ‘these’ are anything but illuminated and a stronger appreciation that our Heavenly Father is in charge. Remember it is the journey and you won’t be too disappointed.

[restornu]

I don’t know any illuminati, but I just won the European lottery and I’m trying to get some of the money here. Send me your bank account number and I’ll give you 20%.

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Well than do you know any Fabians besides Obama?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabian_Society

[paulycy]

[usmcobra]

I sorry but if you have to ask you aren’t allowed to join.

Member of the Illumini since 1641 BC

[McGruff]

Try holding a golf club up in a thunderstorm.

The Illuminati will contact you.

[TheOldLady]

Very macho. Can’t spell tutu. I approve.

[freedomlover]

LOL.

[ExpatGator]

That was why I stopped pursuing a career as a midget wrestler.

[Godzilla]

"The Farce is strong in this one..."

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

"Seems like everyone’s looking to immanentize the eschaton these days.
Fnord."
27 posted on 05/31/2009 10:51:40 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo

With the ascent of the all-powerful messianic One to Elvis status, that becomes clearer. Fr. Muldoon's Guide to Ancient Gnosticism, Illuminati, and the Immanentization of the Eschaton comes in handy more and more. Someone should keep a running list of how Soros and the Obammunists are applying the Law of Fives and exploiting neurotic liberals' tendency to love immanentizing the Eschaton - like teenage groupies crazed on Elvis, the Beatles, Disco, or a Hula Hoop craze.

“And everything really follows the Fives’ law?” Joe asked.

“More than you guess,” Dillinger remarked blandly.
FNORD
“Even when you’re dealing with social fields, ” Simon added. “We’ve run studies of cultures where the Illuminati were not in control, and they still follow Weishaupt’s five-stage pattern: Verwirrung, Zweitracht, Unordnung, Beamtenherrschaft and Grummet.”*

“Hell,” Simon said, “look what Beethoven did when Weishaupt illuminated him. Went right home and wrote the Fifth Symphony. You know how it begins: da-da-da-DUM. Morse code for V – the Roman numeral for five...”

1.Chaos
2.Discord
3.Confusion
4.Bureaucracy
5.Aftermath

[nufsed]

Don’t we need more illuminati on this site?

[fieldmarshaldj]

Well, we can always order a new set of lamps.

[Mr. Mojo]

It's worth noting that this thread was posted (yesterday) on the holyday of Syaday -- the 5th day of the season of Confusion. ( Discordian Calendar )

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Good call!
There should probably be a Discordian/Illuminati/Eris Ping List, particularly as more members of the Erisian Liberation Front begin revealing themselves publicly during this five-stage cycle of chaos&control Illuminism being wheeled out by Obama, Soros & Co.

So far it seems they have been dealing from the Steve Jackson deck of cards with precision and following the Weishaupt Hegelian stages of dialectic:

1.Chaos(messianic hysteria & swooning of the campaign)

2.Discord (attacking Rush Limbaugh & Right-Wing Extremists, DHS Report)

3.Confusion (Latino card, Sotomayor piñata circus)

4.Bureaucracy (more government regulation, new unnecessary taxes, etc.)

5.Aftermath (Obama will claim Orwellian victory)

There have been a lot of weird synchronicities and moments of intensified discord lately...

[Larry Lucido]

Log on here.

[MortMan]

Get the krypton bulb when you buy your illuminati stick, my friend!

[MortMan]

If one is to be out on the golf course during a thunderstorm, hold up a 1 iron.

Not even God can hit a 1 iron!

[Mr. Mojo]

We’re heading fast toward Aftermath (a resurgence of Chaos after bureaucracy collapses in a heap of paperwork), for sure.

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

"We’re heading fast toward Aftermath (a resurgence of Chaos after bureaucracy collapses in a heap of paperwork), for sure."
58 posted on Monday, June 01, 2009 3:00:01 PM by Mr. Mojo

As a meme, the Obama/Sacred Chao connection with the Law of Fives is an interesting example of that. As more are enslaved by this mind-numbing cult and its immanentization of the Eschaton, the Aftermath will return to the prior stages of Chaos, Discord, and Confusion once again. And so on...

It's just too bad Bob Wilson didn't live to see this Aftermath. It's worthy of a sequel volume, particularly as this moves into the scarier Soros Cthulhu Mythos phase.

"Ewige Blumenkraft"

[Zathras]

“I am Spartacus”