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ZOT is the answer!

Posted on 08/14/2009 8:51:52 PM PDT by johns777

Apparently there have been some 'Snake-Oil' salespersons selling Jesus as a cure-all.

For instance I am acquainted with two individuals who profess to be Christians. One is a confessed thief and the other a habitual liar (people pleaser). These two expect God to 'fix' them. So if God chose to take on that responsibility then the next morning the thief wakes and reaches up to scratch his nose only to discover his hands are missing and the liar is unable to speak as his tongue is missing.

I don't know anything but I'm pretty sure we're still responsible for our choices and life is a series of choices. We are responsible for our daily renewal.


TOPICS: Ecumenism; General Discusssion; Moral Issues
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To: redhead
The Zot-master isn't taking any calls at the moment-


61 posted on 08/14/2009 10:07:31 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: DannyTN
My entire life's hope and faith is in the fact that Jesus Christ died for my dirty rotten sins, past, present and future, and He has paid the price of admission to heaven for me and is in the process of conforming me into His image (thank God for His patience and perseverance). In believing, I have life in His name. Without that, I am nothing.
62 posted on 08/14/2009 10:17:56 PM PDT by 444Flyer (FReepers and freedom lovers, we are in a gigantic TUG-OF-WAR for our nation and our Constitution.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Thanks, Roscoe! Good to hear from you! It wouldn’t be a zot thread without you.


63 posted on 08/14/2009 10:46:21 PM PDT by redhead (If it's worth fighting for, it's worth dying for. Check the Halfbaked Sourdough)
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To: parsifal; impimp; ThomasThomas

One is zotted when there they are no longer among us. You can tell by clicking on their screen name. Last I checked it has not been zottified.

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I think the Great Zot done hit about number 22 or so.

parsy, who did a double take when he saw the title

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Yes, I think the IBTZ and IATZ got BC’ed and AD’ed about reply 22 or so. (Excuse me, that would be BCE in tday’s politically corrupt campii’s.)


64 posted on 08/14/2009 10:52:21 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: johns777
I don't know anything but I'm pretty sure we're still responsible for our choices...

You're right! You don't know anything! But I'm pretty sure you're gonna know how it feels to be ZOTTED! by the FreeRepublic Mods!

Apparently you've been around since 7/6/09. And in all this time, you still didn't learn enough to write an intelligent post.

You are clear evidence that we on the right will eventually defeat you trolls on the left.

Because you are some dumb sum-bitches!

65 posted on 08/14/2009 10:59:41 PM PDT by airborne (WAKE UP AMERICA! OR DIE IN YOUR SLEEP!)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE
LOL This has been the most incoherent thread I've ever waded through on FR. My god, I'm so uneducated in IJ. Did you folks just MTUAYWA or do I need to GBTS?
There, now I feel like I fit in. ;-)
66 posted on 08/14/2009 11:04:15 PM PDT by phredo53 (Politicians, like diapers, should be changed often and for the same reason.)
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To: phredo53
My god, I'm so uneducated in IJ. Did you folks just MTUAYWA or do I need to GBTS?

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Wellll, dat’s gonna depend on whether you're MTUAYWAYOUT or just in the MTUAYWAYIN.

67 posted on 08/14/2009 11:21:21 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: phredo53

(But if you ever get confuscioused by the jargon, you can still use your GBTS to find your way home.)


68 posted on 08/14/2009 11:23:31 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: LowOiL

Thank you so much for posting this passage from the bible.


69 posted on 08/14/2009 11:24:48 PM PDT by GOP Poet
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To: DannyTN

Great Post


70 posted on 08/15/2009 9:19:35 AM PDT by 4woodenboats (Obama Voodoo economics - Thuggery, sleight of hand, temper tantrums & spitting on OUR dreams.)
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To: johns777; darkwing104; Old Sarge; 50mm; darkangel82

ZOT!


71 posted on 08/18/2009 1:04:21 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 (May God save the American Republic.)
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To: rabscuttle385

IATZ!


72 posted on 08/18/2009 2:27:00 PM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: johns777; 230FMJ; 50mm; A.Hun; abigailsmybaby; AFPhys; Aircop_2006; AliVeritas; Allegra; ...

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.

73 posted on 08/18/2009 3:16:39 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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To: johns777
ZOT!


74 posted on 08/18/2009 3:19:39 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Welcome to the Revolution.)
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To: johns777
Teh Stupid...it burns.
75 posted on 08/18/2009 3:25:49 PM PDT by RichInOC (Jesus is coming back soon...and man, is He ticked off. (I'm trying to keep it clean.))
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To: darkwing104

iatz


76 posted on 08/18/2009 3:32:20 PM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: johns777
You underestimate the power of the Mod Side.


77 posted on 08/18/2009 3:35:21 PM PDT by McGruff (We have the right to debate and disagree with any administration - Hillary Clinton)
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To: Jet Jaguar; Religion Moderator

LOL!!


78 posted on 08/18/2009 3:36:13 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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To: impimp

Click on the troll’s screen name. If you get the FR blue screen of death, the troll has been zotted.

If they still have a homepage up, they haven’t.

Used to be getting in on a good zot was lots of fun.

The trolls these days are so numerous and have so little creativity or originality, that it’s not as fun as it used to be.


79 posted on 08/18/2009 3:38:32 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: johns777
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80 posted on 08/18/2009 3:38:37 PM PDT by dragonblustar ("... and if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler!" - Greg Gutfeld)
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