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Catholic Church to Replace Priests With Robots
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| May 18, 2010
| Roland Pettigrew
Posted on 09/29/2011 7:48:46 AM PDT by Alex Murphy
Edited on 09/29/2011 9:22:12 AM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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To: Religion Moderator
"No. I just snipped the language from the article and removed the post for quoting it."The entire thread should be deleted or the offending responses likewise edited.
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posted on
09/29/2011 12:53:33 PM PDT
by
Natural Law
(For God so loved the world He did not send a book.)
To: Alex Murphy
I see your thread is bringing out the best in people.
Flame Warriors The Crybaby
42
posted on
09/29/2011 1:05:41 PM PDT
by
metmom
(For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
To: Alex Murphy
Gort not Styx fan. Gort like Kraftwerk.
Freegards
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posted on
09/29/2011 1:06:42 PM PDT
by
Ransomed
To: metmom
Those who have their off color and foul mouthed comments pulled seem to be the most often offended. Probably just a coincidence,...... probably....
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posted on
09/29/2011 1:26:28 PM PDT
by
count-your-change
(You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: Alex Murphy
Cute article.
I wonder when the Onion picks it up and it goes viral.
45
posted on
09/29/2011 1:47:55 PM PDT
by
markomalley
(Nothing emboldens the wicked so greatly as the lack of courage on the part of the good-Pope Leo XIII)
To: Salvation; Alex Murphy
The priest is an alter Christus, another Christ, due to his Sacrament of Holy Orders.
I did see the humor marked on this, but you are playing with fire in blaspheming the Catholic Church in such a way.
Lord, have mercy.
Did this get erased from your Bible ?
Mathew 24:4 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. 24:5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.
Just who is that says they he will be like the most High?
Isiah14:12 How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations! :13 For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north: :14 I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High.
Hmmm a fake Jesus is sent by who?????
46
posted on
09/29/2011 2:21:05 PM PDT
by
Lera
To: Alex Murphy
47
posted on
09/29/2011 2:22:05 PM PDT
by
montyspython
(This thread needs more cowbell)
To: metmom
I see your thread is bringing out the best in people.
Flame Warriors The Crybaby ROTFL!
48
posted on
09/29/2011 2:29:43 PM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2703506/posts?page=518#518)
To: CynicalBear
If the robot is on wheels does that make it a holy roller?
Uhhhhhhh . . . no.
Unless it has been certified as a member of an authentic Roman Catholic Charismatic group.
49
posted on
09/29/2011 2:39:21 PM PDT
by
Quix
(Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
To: Alex Murphy
Have been resisting entering the fray on this great humor thread . . .
However, given the obnoxious whining on the part of the usual ranters and spewers . . . it does get tempting.
50
posted on
09/29/2011 2:39:28 PM PDT
by
Quix
(Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
To: Salvation
Given that the Ashteroth Edifice headquartered in the Vatican is
NOT GOD,
it’s IMPOSSIBLE to blaspheme it.
51
posted on
09/29/2011 2:39:36 PM PDT
by
Quix
(Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
To: Alex Murphy
Did I miss something?
When did the Vatican pass out such organs to the spewers and whiners?
Probably got them at a WalMart discontinued sale?
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posted on
09/29/2011 2:39:48 PM PDT
by
Quix
(Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
To: metmom
In After The Perpetually Offended
INDEED.
The perpetually offended;
The perpetually prissy;
The perpetually haughty;
The perpetually whiney;
The perpetually jerky;
The perpetually idolatrous;
The perpetually anal-retentive;
The perpetually fussy;
The perpetually brittle;
The perpetually prickly;
The perpetually assaultive;
. . .
53
posted on
09/29/2011 2:39:57 PM PDT
by
Quix
(Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
To: count-your-change
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posted on
09/29/2011 2:40:06 PM PDT
by
Quix
(Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
To: Lera
"Did this get erased from your Bible ?"It was the Catholic Church that gave you the Bible. It is extreme hubris to attempt to tell us what is in it and what it means. Besides, as history records, it was only the Reformation that erased anything from the Bible.
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posted on
09/29/2011 3:23:25 PM PDT
by
Natural Law
(For God so loved the world He did not send a book.)
To: metmom
"Flame Warriors The Crybaby" It is better to be the Cry Baby than a Flame Warrior's Enfant Provateur.
56
posted on
09/29/2011 3:32:17 PM PDT
by
Natural Law
(For God so loved the world He did not send a book.)
To: Natural Law; Lera
No, it was the Holy Spirit who gave us the Bible. God has preserved His words in a book. We have His word in SPITE of the RCC, not because of it. It is extreme vanity to actually believe that the RCC is responsible for giving God’s Word to the world. “And these things, brethren, I have in a figure transfered to myself and to Apollos for your sakes; that ye might learn in us not to think of men above that which is written, that no one of you be puffed up for one against another.” 1 Cor. 4:6.
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posted on
09/29/2011 3:48:21 PM PDT
by
smvoice
(The Cross was NOT God's Plan B.)
To: smvoice
"No, it was the Holy Spirit who gave us the Bible."But God worked through the Catholic Church in the selection of the human authors. The Traditions of the Church and the Liturgy of the Eucharist were already over 300 years old when the first Canon was published BY THE CATHOLIC CHURCH. It was from this Tradition and the baseline of the Nicene Creed that the determination of which Holy and Inspired books would qualify as inerrant and Canon. Who ever told you otherwise lied to you.
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posted on
09/29/2011 4:24:46 PM PDT
by
Natural Law
(For God so loved the world He did not send a book.)
To: Natural Law
It was the Catholic Church that gave you the Bible. It is extreme hubris to attempt to tell us what is in it and what it means. Besides, as history records, it was only the Reformation that erased anything from the Bible.
66 books , written down by 40 different people inspired by the Holy Spirit . Not one of those people were Catholic .
The Roman Catholic church hid the Scriptures from us and murdered us for translating into languages we could understand .
No the hubris is the abominations that the Roman Catholic church tries to pass off as having come from the WORD.
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posted on
09/29/2011 7:29:10 PM PDT
by
Lera
To: Quix
May the Lord have mercy on you.
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posted on
09/29/2011 7:31:39 PM PDT
by
Salvation
("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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