100%!!!
Posted on 10/02/2013 3:41:28 PM PDT by colorcountry
A bit light on theology, but I thought you all might like it.
http://therightscoop.com/zonation-would-jesus-have-been-a-democrat/
Jesus already had and continues to have His kingdom. The earthly, manmade “kingdoms” of this world will all their politics pale in comparison.
Christ wouldn’t have promoted Democratic policies or Republican ones. He would have commanded that his followers allow the dead to bury the dead and instead take up their crosses to follow Him into His kingdom, which is not of this world.
We have some very literal Freepers who lack the gene that allows one to discern sarcasm. For your safety, and the safety of others, always use the sarcasm tag (/s)
Republican Jesus - give your own money to the poor
Democrat Jesus - give other people’s money to the poor - that you have taken forcibly from them.
Proof that Jesus couldn't be a Democrat: he paid his taxes
Jesus didn’t believe in killing nascent human life, so no, Jesus would not have been a Democrat. To the contrary, He didn’t care much for govt, so what now?
Do the Democrats really give money to the poor? Major cities say: No!
So noted. :0)
I like how Zo sped up the video at 1:33 so Rangel doesn’t sound like he just smoked a pack of Camels like he normally does. Though he kinda sounds like Porky Pig without the stuttering.
100%!!!
God bless you, Zo!!! An awesome video!
Yes, I must stand in line with the rest of them, beg for forgiveness, having egregiously misread, misinterpreted your comment, having seen the light via the epiphany as presented by colorcountry in post #6.
The good news is there is a sale on Satan sheets at Post 12: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/3074055/posts?page=12#12
(OK, Ib, you can smack me next time...)
>>Whenever these type of articles appear over the net I will say that Jesus does not want your vote, he wants your life. <<
That is a little frightening when you phrase it that way...
While Satan speaks in the language of uncouth, scatological blasphemy, Satin is Satan’s younger, smooth-talking doppelganger.
>>Satin is Satan’s younger, smooth-talking doppelganger.<<
Slippery as the serpent’s tongue! (there is analogy you don’t see every day!)
If alive today what kind of car would Jesus drive?
Courtesy ping.
Plymouth
Fury
“So he who had received five talents came and brought five other talents, saying, ‘Lord, you delivered to me five talents; look, I have gained five more talents besides them.’ His lord said to him, ‘Well done, good and faithful servant; you were faithful over a few things, I will make you ruler over many things. Enter into the joy of your lord.’ He also who had received two talents came and said, ‘Lord, you delivered to me two talents; look, I have gained two more talents besides them.’ His lord said to him, ‘Well done, good and faithful servant; you have been faithful over a few things, I will make you ruler over many things. Enter into the joy of your lord.’
“Then he who had received the one talent came and said, ‘Lord, I knew you to be a hard man, reaping where you have not sown, and gathering where you have not scattered seed. And I was afraid, and went and hid your talent in the ground. Look, there you have what is yours.’
“But his lord answered and said to him, ‘You wicked and lazy servant, you knew that I reap where I have not sown, and gather where I have not scattered seed. So you ought to have deposited my money with the bankers, and at my coming I would have received back my own with interest. Therefore take the talent from him, and give it to him who has ten talents.
‘For to everyone who has, more will be given, and he will have abundance; but from him who does not have, even what he has will be taken away. And cast the unprofitable servant into the outer darkness. There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.’
Matthew 25:20-30
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