ZoNation: Would Jesus have been a Democrat?

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[Tijeras_Slim]

:)

[Hoodat]

If alive today what kind of car would Jesus drive?

A 1970 Superbird

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

You are not out of line and I stand with you.

[RRismyhero]

Zonation wrote:

My Dad (RIP) the stereotypical Irish Catholic used to tell us:

A Kennedy is somebody who wants to give your money to the poor and get credit for doing it.

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Absolutely - Your Dad was very insightful!

[freedumb2003]

Thanks HTE.

Sometimes it makes sense to stick our noses in... :)

[Huskrrrr]

Thanks, I realized instantly I had been misunderstood. No forgiveness needed.

[Huskrrrr]

Ha!

[Disambiguator]

Satin, however, is deeply involved in progressive politics and mentors Barry and his partners in crime on a regular basis.

I've always had my suspicions about shiny fabrics.

[lbryce]

Everyone of the regular denizens here in Hell's Crucible, including Joe, Joe Jr, John, Robert, Ted, applaud your slippery as a serpent's tongue reference as smokin'.

[WorkingClassFilth]

Stock answer: No. Nor would Jesus have been a Republican. However, God has condemned almost all of the Democratic platform and, as Christians, we are called to resist evil. Therefore, he would likely have used his human options to thwart evil and voted against RATs. Unfortunately, the pubbies often leave us little room to vote for them, too.

[gigster]

Satan is a Demoncrat.

[WorkingClassFilth]

They more than extol it. For true believer RATs, it is a sacrament. It is also the source of their power. Rejection of Godly principles leads to sacrifice to the old gods. Demonic power is increased by the blood of innocents.

[freedumb2003]

>>. Therefore take the talent from him, and give it to him who has ten talents.<<

Of all the great Gifts from God, teaching (real teaching, not the avocation although some in that vocation have the gift) is considered the greatest (I don’t have the passage handy — it is where the list of gifts is presented, including speaking in tongues, etc.).

If you think about it, it makes a lot of sense. Teaching allows you to copy “talent” with no loss from the originating source and yet enhances the target(s).

I love teaching (I am a bit of a ham but maybe that is why God gave me that). In my work (IT), most people hate to do it.

I have been doing ad-hoc training at my current client and it seems that it is both effective and appreciated.

I approach it this way: “What would explain this to me if I knew nothing about how it works but had technical skills I can apply?”

I will never eclipse my mom, but I do what I can...

[freedumb2003]

A 1970 Superbird

I could see that... In His day, Jesus was extremely cool.

[DManA]

Sa Tin Tin - Rin Tin Tin’s evil brother.

[central_va]

A 1970 Superbird

No, he would drive a Plymouth Fury because that's what his old man drove.

God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury.

[freedumb2003]

>>God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury.<<

I see what you did there!

(lol)

[smalltownslick]

Jesus wouldn’t have been a politician. Republican or Democrat. He was focused on higher things.

[Atlas Sneezed]

Church van.

[Alex Murphy]

That depends. Was He a Catholic?