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Report: Jesus Spoke With Spectacular British Accent
Eye of the Tiber ^ | 11/17/2013

Posted on 11/17/2013 5:15:36 PM PST by markomalley

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1 posted on 11/17/2013 5:15:37 PM PST by markomalley
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You've been warned.

2 posted on 11/17/2013 5:18:36 PM PST by markomalley (Nothing emboldens the wicked so greatly as the lack of courage on the part of the good -- Leo XIII)
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To: markomalley

It’s a well-known fact. /s


3 posted on 11/17/2013 5:18:43 PM PST by vladimir998
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To: markomalley

So did Moses, Ramses, Achilles, Agamemnon, Cleopatra, Caesar, Brutus, Seneca, etc.


4 posted on 11/17/2013 5:18:57 PM PST by rfp1234 (Impeach We Much!)
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To: Gamecock; Alex Murphy

Thought you two might enjoy this...ping...


5 posted on 11/17/2013 5:19:09 PM PST by markomalley (Nothing emboldens the wicked so greatly as the lack of courage on the part of the good -- Leo XIII)
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Jesus was white?


6 posted on 11/17/2013 5:19:59 PM PST by ConservativeInPA (Molon Labe - shall not be questioned)
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I thought he spoke more like Sean Connery.


7 posted on 11/17/2013 5:21:25 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (On the evening of 10/16/13, the ailing republican party breathed its last breath.)
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Not when Moses spoke like Charlton Heston . . .


8 posted on 11/17/2013 5:22:16 PM PST by Olog-hai
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To: markomalley

Well, there are those stories about Jesus studying in Britain...and since he is God, the could easily bypass all that pesky language development throughout the centuries...


9 posted on 11/17/2013 5:24:11 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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Well anyway, I’m pretty sure he didn’t sound like Max Von Sydow.


10 posted on 11/17/2013 5:24:20 PM PST by Argus
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To: markomalley

My answer to satire

@#$% !!!


11 posted on 11/17/2013 5:24:46 PM PST by WildHighlander57 ((WildHighlander57 returning after lurking since 2000))
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To: markomalley
Hahaha.

The Brits DO make so many movies, especially old ones, that when there ISN'T a Brit accent, I wonder.

12 posted on 11/17/2013 5:25:07 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: markomalley

And Capt. Picquard of Star Trek fame who grew up in France and worked in a vineyard spoke with a British accent as well. Funny how it gets around. Which also brings up the question: People from England came to America but we don’t speak with an English accent but yet those that went to Australia do in a way along with some of their slang and idioms.


13 posted on 11/17/2013 5:25:57 PM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: ConservativeInPA

“The already proved that Jesus was an Ethiopian.” /George Jefferson’s B-I-L?


14 posted on 11/17/2013 5:26:12 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: Calvin Locke

And was the holy Lamb of God on England’s pleasant pastures seen?


15 posted on 11/17/2013 5:26:18 PM PST by Argus
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To: markomalley
Usually, it's "British scientists have discovered...."
It's almost a cliche.
16 posted on 11/17/2013 5:26:22 PM PST by cloudmountain
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Many her on FR will say He spoke English as spoken circa 1611. As a matter of fact they will say everyone in the Bible spoke King James English.


17 posted on 11/17/2013 5:26:22 PM PST by Gamecock (If you like your constitution, you can keep your constitution. Period. (M.S.))
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To: markomalley

It’s real...and it’s spectacular.


18 posted on 11/17/2013 5:27:19 PM PST by AndrewB (FUBO)
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To: ConservativeInPA
Jesus was white?

Jesus is just all white with me, jesus is just all white, oh yeah
Jesus is just all white with me, jesus is just all white

I don't care what they may say
I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say
Jesus is just all white, oh yeah
Jesus is just all white

19 posted on 11/17/2013 5:30:13 PM PST by null and void (I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
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To: markomalley
There was a semi-tongue in cheek episode of the X-Files titled "The Lazarus Bowl," that was built on (what I thought was) a pretty cool premise: as Christ spoke the words resurrecting Lazarus, a potter nearby was forming a bowl and the words were recorded a la a phonograph...
20 posted on 11/17/2013 5:33:12 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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