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Woman Gets One Missed Call and 48 Texts From 'Satan'
breitbart.com ^
| 22 Nov 2013
| Jon David Kahn
Posted on 11/22/2013 7:49:50 AM PST by Gamecock
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To: onedoug
“Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour”
1 Peter 5:8
So I guess Peter was just “abstracting” there, eh?
To: Epsdude
Somehow that does not sound like it would end well...
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posted on
11/22/2013 8:32:46 AM PST
by
epluribus_2
(he had the best mom - ever.)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
11/22/2013 8:33:31 AM PST
by
Salvation
("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
To: Salvation; Alex Murphy
**Another satire?**
I report, you decide.
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posted on
11/22/2013 8:43:52 AM PST
by
Gamecock
(If you like your constitution, you can keep your constitution. Period. (M.S.))
To: Gamecock
bless the little hearts! bless, bless them I say
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posted on
11/22/2013 8:45:26 AM PST
by
BlueDragon
(the Viking Kitteh hazing rituals will continue until moral improves)
To: Gamecock
To: Gamecock
The other day one of my my three cats was trying to get my attention, pacing around on the keyboard while I attempted to use the compter. In rapid succession she entered three keystrokes with her paw, then hit enter. The keys were 666 and since I was on the Google search page I got a gillion results for the antichrist. That cat can get real vindictive if she doesn’t get what she wants.
To: Gamecock
The Spite House has her on speed dial?
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posted on
11/22/2013 9:10:09 AM PST
by
null and void
(I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
11/22/2013 9:12:17 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Fire Muschamp.)
To: Gamecock
Nothing but superstition.
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posted on
11/22/2013 9:16:50 AM PST
by
I want the USA back
(Media: completely irresponsible traitors. Complicit in the destruction of our country.)
To: dfwgator
Wellllll...... isn’t that special?
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
Just once, I thought it would have been funny if he actually wore 666 on his jersey.
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posted on
11/22/2013 9:43:58 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Fire Muschamp.)
To: Salvation; Gamecock
Another satire? The source is Breitbart. This is a factual i.e. non-fictional news story, meaning 'Satan' really did text this woman 48 times.
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posted on
11/22/2013 10:21:35 AM PST
by
Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
To: Alex Murphy; Salvation
This woman better find an exorcist for her phone!
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posted on
11/22/2013 10:29:04 AM PST
by
Gamecock
(If you like your constitution, you can keep your constitution. Period. (M.S.))
To: NorthMountain
SATAN has fallen from popularity after the height of its popularity in the 1990s.
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posted on
11/22/2013 11:00:18 AM PST
by
Slyfox
(Satan's goal is to rub out the image of God he sees in the face of every human.)
To: Slyfox
Heh ... I remember using SATAN/SANTA in the mid-late 1990s ... back when I wore a System Administrators hat. I switched career tracks somewhat. Had to ... the sysadm stuff, and the annoying idiot lusers were starting to turn me into the BOFH.
To: Boogieman
I’m an Old Testament believer. Therein, each appearance of the “devil” can easily be attributed to God Himself, but for Job, which most rabbinical sources feel to be a fictional account for illustrative purposes.
However, the United States could not have been founded without Christianity, so I’m forever thankful for it.
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posted on
11/22/2013 11:45:17 AM PST
by
onedoug
To: Gamecock
If the photo you posted in
reply #1 is any clue, it's possible that through some detective work, it could be figured out who the guy pranking the call(s) is, though that photo itself is likely not from the phone which did the calling, in this instance, as it's also likely there was some phone-masking or
spoof utilized to get the string of "6's" to appear.
If list of numbers called at about the same time (from "Satan") could be found, and assuming the numbers dialed be those the caller either knows, or knows of, then a web of contacts, interests (and possible animosities) could be made.
In the middle, could it be...?
ok. i've watched too many fictional "detective shows", but isn't all this sort of info, sort-of "elementary" by now? [my dear Watson]
Why this sort of thing seems to stumps some folks --- a guy wonders, "where have they been all their lives? hanging out in the back of turnip trucks?"
"This woman better find an exorcist for her phone!"
I'm here for the job opening i saw posted on the internets
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posted on
11/22/2013 11:52:20 AM PST
by
BlueDragon
(the Viking Kitteh hazing rituals will continue until moral improves)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(666) 666-6666 - the phone number of the Beast.My brother is a retired chemistry teacher. He has a cat named Avogadro. That's the number of the beast.
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posted on
11/22/2013 12:02:16 PM PST
by
JoeFromSidney
( book, RESISTANCE TO TYRANNY, available from Amazon.)
To: Resolute Conservative
Wonder what he is paying for his data plan?
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