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Mormons VS Epic Black Guy
YouTube ^ | August 30, 2010 | papaseanx5

Posted on 12/31/2013 8:04:02 AM PST by Anton.Rutter

Mormon missionaries on bicycles decide to proselytize the WRONG man...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cult; dontcare; inappropriate; lds; mormon
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To: Dr. Thorne
Several years ago two young Mormon men came to my door to proselytize.

Years ago I was sitting on my porch in Florida when a sedan drove and dropped off two young girls, about 18, who approached me with pamphlets in their hands. It was the Attack of the Jehovah's Witnesses.

I asked them if they were "witnessing" and of course they said "yes". I was in a playful mood, so I asked them if they had ever heard of "The 12th Planet". Again, of course they said "no" (like most cults they are very insular and nothing outside of their circle exists).

I went on to explain about aliens inseminating apes and creating mankind, etc., and as I expounded, their eyes got wider and wider. Of a sudden, one of 'em says "We have to go now." and the two of them high-tailed it out of there. They didn't even leave the pamphlets. Later on, when I saw a Simpson's episode where the teacher tosses Bart out of some upscale school, he says, "Careful children, he might change form!", these two came to mind. I bet they had a Helluva can-you-top-this story to tell the congregation.

21 posted on 12/31/2013 9:52:28 AM PST by Oatka (This is America. Assimilate or evaporate.)
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To: Colofornian
Discussion? Really, Douglas? (You're pathetic if you think can "bill" this as either a "discussion" attempt; or that Lds Missionaries in general aim for that). Now, there's been some Lds missionaries who run counter to that -- and have actually entered into discussions with me -- but that's not 90% of them.

pathetic (pəˈθɛtɪk)
adj
1. evoking or expressing pity, sympathy, etc
2. distressingly inadequate: the old man sat huddled in front of a pathetic fire.
3. Brit ludicrously or contemptibly uninteresting or worthless: the standard of goalkeeping in amateur football today is pathetic.
4. of or affecting the feelings
pl n
5. pathetic sentiments

Which of these definitions are you applying to me for expressing an opinion about the demeanor or attitude of a person in a video?

22 posted on 12/31/2013 9:56:51 AM PST by DouglasKC
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To: Vendome

Isn’t the LDS the church that also baptizes people who have died (and never asked them to)?


23 posted on 12/31/2013 9:59:26 AM PST by Mr. K (If you like your constitution, you can keep it...Period.)
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To: DouglasKC
#2 ... distressingly inadequate...

Now...since you accused this black man of being "hostile"...

Please define "hostility" and then try to convince the rest of us (since we all can see the same clip) how he was "hostile."

Go ahead. Show us.

If this man was "hostile," then these missionaries must have "cowered" in fear in response...

But that didn't happen, did it?

He finally cut off the conversation. He made it clear that their pitching of the Book of Mormon was no longer welcome...and then he turned his back on them...he didn't menacingly advance toward them in ANY way!

Sorry Douglas...you just false-witnessed & slandered him to be something he wasn't.

24 posted on 12/31/2013 10:07:33 AM PST by Colofornian
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To: Mr. K

Empty Coffee can conversions....


25 posted on 12/31/2013 10:07:50 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Colofornian
Sorry Douglas...you just false-witnessed & slandered him to be something he wasn't.

Wow....just wow...enjoy the rest of your day.

26 posted on 12/31/2013 10:09:12 AM PST by DouglasKC
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To: DouglasKC

Apparently the black guy heard about mormon doctrine and that black skin was the mark of Cain, a punishment...doesn’t take much research to find that the LDS church was, for many years holding an official position that blacks were inferior.

Better get some thicker skin boys...


27 posted on 12/31/2013 10:09:48 AM PST by SZonian (Throwing our allegiances to political parties in the long run gave away our liberty.)
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To: Mr. K

Stephen Frye was invited to a Mormon museum of early Utah settlement while he was in Utah. After the tour guide went through the museum, she started to tell them about the beliefs of the Mormons. She mentioned that they believe that families are reunited after death, and stay together forever.

Stephen Frye asked “What happens to you if you are good?”

He noted later that it was apparently designed to attract women who had lost children to disease, or to growing up. The idea that you would like to be together with every crazy uncle or dingbat aunt all through eternity is pretty odd.


28 posted on 12/31/2013 10:17:38 AM PST by donmeaker (A man can go anywhere on earth, and where man can go, he can drag a cannon.)
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To: drunknsage; All
What Mormons Really Believe.
29 posted on 12/31/2013 10:30:25 AM PST by Anton.Rutter
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To: SZonian

Actually, quite a few mormons think Cain is Bigfoot.

I’m not joking.


30 posted on 12/31/2013 10:33:05 AM PST by Anton.Rutter
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To: Anton.Rutter

The history of the mormons caries two decisive stains:

1. The Mountain Meadows massacre in 1857, of folks on their way from Arkansas to California, through mormon territory.

2. Brigham Young Declares War on the United States of America - 1857

In effect, the titular head of the mormon church declared war on a Christian nation.

Looking through the spectacles I wear in 2013, I could equate the mormons, who seek the death, via war, of Americans, as do those that embrace Mohammedanism and Sharia Law!


31 posted on 12/31/2013 11:06:45 AM PST by Terry L Smith
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To: Anton.Rutter

Thank you for posting this. I loved the quoting of scripture.


32 posted on 12/31/2013 11:24:44 AM PST by CFIIIMEIATP737
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To: Anton.Rutter
Actually, quite a few mormons think Cain is Bigfoot.

That's based on the statements of David W. Patten, one of the original Quorum of the Twelve Apostles.

He claimed that in 1835 he encountered the Biblical Cain in Paris, Tennessee. Patten wrote:

"He walked along beside me for about two miles. His head was about even with my shoulders as I sat in my saddle. He wore no clothing, but was covered with hair. His skin was very dark."

Former LDS President Spencer W. Kimball recounted the tale in 1969 on pp. 127-128 of his popular book, The Miracle of Forgiveness

In 1980, a number of sightings new South Weber were attributed to Bigfoot.

33 posted on 12/31/2013 11:29:46 AM PST by Scoutmaster (I'd rather be at Philmont)
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To: CFIIIMEIATP737

You’re welcome, he made me smile. Good seeing a strong man in this pajama-boy world.


34 posted on 12/31/2013 11:44:32 AM PST by Anton.Rutter
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To: Scoutmaster

(I’ll betcha this narrative makes for a good campfire story @ night with some ‘Scouts)


35 posted on 12/31/2013 12:14:48 PM PST by Colofornian
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To: Colofornian
I stick to reciting Robert W. Service, particularly if it's a cold night. My favorite is The Ballad of Blasphemous Bill:

. . . So I buried him as the contract was in a narrow grave and deep,
And there he’s waiting the Great Clean-up, when the Judgment sluice-heads sweep;
And I smoke my pipe and I meditate in the light of the Midnight Sun,
And sometimes I wonder if they was, the awful things I done.
And as I sit and the parson talks, expounding of the Law,
I often think of poor old Bill — and how hard he was to saw.

36 posted on 12/31/2013 12:29:57 PM PST by Scoutmaster (I'd rather be at Philmont)
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To: Mr. K

“Isn’t the LDS the church that also baptizes people who have died (and never asked them to)?”

Why yes it is. The have baptized Anne Frank, Adolf Hitler, Pope John Paul II (6 times-he was Catholic so it didn’t take the first 5 times I guess) and numerous Jewish victims of the Holocaust.


37 posted on 12/31/2013 12:40:37 PM PST by Not gonna take it anymore (If Obama were twice as smart as he is, he would be a wit)
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To: Not gonna take it anymore; All
“Isn’t the LDS the church that also baptizes people who have died (and never asked them to)?” Why yes it is. The have baptized Anne Frank, Adolf Hitler, Pope John Paul II (6 times-he was Catholic so it didn’t take the first 5 times I guess) and numerous Jewish victims of the Holocaust.

(The Hindus weren't happy of learning of the Mormons "mormonizing" Ghandi...Here's an article last year from the India Times:)
Now, Mormon church in US baptises Gandhi

Per the article: "In the email, Radkey, who is from Salt Lake City, said she viewed the record on baptism of Gandhi on February 16 but it had since disappeared and was no longer available in the database of the church. It was unusual for a record to vanish, said Radkey, who of late has been in news because of bringing out in the public similar unknown facts and secrets of the Mormon Church. "I have not come across other Indian leaders baptised by Mormons. My copies of the Gandhi record are dated February 16, 2012. The record disappeared shortly after that date. I assume Mormons did not want others to know about Gandhi's baptism," she said.

Mormon "PRism" cover-up @ work...Their whole religion is an occultic cover-up (using the word "occultic" in its literal meaning...Latin for "that which is hidden")

38 posted on 12/31/2013 1:52:05 PM PST by Colofornian
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To: Anton.Rutter

Thanks for posting this thread.


39 posted on 12/31/2013 4:00:44 PM PST by greyfoxx39 (We can thank Mitt Romney for the present situation in our country. His feet are made of clay.)
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To: Anton.Rutter

is this from a few years ago ???

He is good if its the one

:)


40 posted on 12/31/2013 4:24:26 PM PST by Tennessee Nana
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