Posted on 12/31/2013 8:04:02 AM PST by Anton.Rutter
Mormon missionaries on bicycles decide to proselytize the WRONG man...
Years ago I was sitting on my porch in Florida when a sedan drove and dropped off two young girls, about 18, who approached me with pamphlets in their hands. It was the Attack of the Jehovah's Witnesses.
I asked them if they were "witnessing" and of course they said "yes". I was in a playful mood, so I asked them if they had ever heard of "The 12th Planet". Again, of course they said "no" (like most cults they are very insular and nothing outside of their circle exists).
I went on to explain about aliens inseminating apes and creating mankind, etc., and as I expounded, their eyes got wider and wider. Of a sudden, one of 'em says "We have to go now." and the two of them high-tailed it out of there. They didn't even leave the pamphlets. Later on, when I saw a Simpson's episode where the teacher tosses Bart out of some upscale school, he says, "Careful children, he might change form!", these two came to mind. I bet they had a Helluva can-you-top-this story to tell the congregation.
pathetic (pəˈθɛtɪk)
adj
1. evoking or expressing pity, sympathy, etc
2. distressingly inadequate: the old man sat huddled in front of a pathetic fire.
3. Brit ludicrously or contemptibly uninteresting or worthless: the standard of goalkeeping in amateur football today is pathetic.
4. of or affecting the feelings
pl n
5. pathetic sentiments
Which of these definitions are you applying to me for expressing an opinion about the demeanor or attitude of a person in a video?
Isn’t the LDS the church that also baptizes people who have died (and never asked them to)?
Now...since you accused this black man of being "hostile"...
Please define "hostility" and then try to convince the rest of us (since we all can see the same clip) how he was "hostile."
Go ahead. Show us.
If this man was "hostile," then these missionaries must have "cowered" in fear in response...
But that didn't happen, did it?
He finally cut off the conversation. He made it clear that their pitching of the Book of Mormon was no longer welcome...and then he turned his back on them...he didn't menacingly advance toward them in ANY way!
Sorry Douglas...you just false-witnessed & slandered him to be something he wasn't.
Empty Coffee can conversions....
Wow....just wow...enjoy the rest of your day.
Apparently the black guy heard about mormon doctrine and that black skin was the mark of Cain, a punishment...doesn’t take much research to find that the LDS church was, for many years holding an official position that blacks were inferior.
Better get some thicker skin boys...
Stephen Frye was invited to a Mormon museum of early Utah settlement while he was in Utah. After the tour guide went through the museum, she started to tell them about the beliefs of the Mormons. She mentioned that they believe that families are reunited after death, and stay together forever.
Stephen Frye asked “What happens to you if you are good?”
He noted later that it was apparently designed to attract women who had lost children to disease, or to growing up. The idea that you would like to be together with every crazy uncle or dingbat aunt all through eternity is pretty odd.
Actually, quite a few mormons think Cain is Bigfoot.
I’m not joking.
The history of the mormons caries two decisive stains:
1. The Mountain Meadows massacre in 1857, of folks on their way from Arkansas to California, through mormon territory.
2. Brigham Young Declares War on the United States of America - 1857
In effect, the titular head of the mormon church declared war on a Christian nation.
Looking through the spectacles I wear in 2013, I could equate the mormons, who seek the death, via war, of Americans, as do those that embrace Mohammedanism and Sharia Law!
Thank you for posting this. I loved the quoting of scripture.
That's based on the statements of David W. Patten, one of the original Quorum of the Twelve Apostles.
He claimed that in 1835 he encountered the Biblical Cain in Paris, Tennessee. Patten wrote:
"He walked along beside me for about two miles. His head was about even with my shoulders as I sat in my saddle. He wore no clothing, but was covered with hair. His skin was very dark."
Former LDS President Spencer W. Kimball recounted the tale in 1969 on pp. 127-128 of his popular book, The Miracle of Forgiveness
In 1980, a number of sightings new South Weber were attributed to Bigfoot.
You’re welcome, he made me smile. Good seeing a strong man in this pajama-boy world.
(I’ll betcha this narrative makes for a good campfire story @ night with some ‘Scouts)
. . . So I buried him as the contract was in a narrow grave and deep,
And there hes waiting the Great Clean-up, when the Judgment sluice-heads sweep;
And I smoke my pipe and I meditate in the light of the Midnight Sun,
And sometimes I wonder if they was, the awful things I done.
And as I sit and the parson talks, expounding of the Law,
I often think of poor old Bill and how hard he was to saw.
“Isnt the LDS the church that also baptizes people who have died (and never asked them to)?”
Why yes it is. The have baptized Anne Frank, Adolf Hitler, Pope John Paul II (6 times-he was Catholic so it didn’t take the first 5 times I guess) and numerous Jewish victims of the Holocaust.
(The Hindus weren't happy of learning of the Mormons "mormonizing" Ghandi...Here's an article last year from the India Times:)
Now, Mormon church in US baptises Gandhi
Per the article: "In the email, Radkey, who is from Salt Lake City, said she viewed the record on baptism of Gandhi on February 16 but it had since disappeared and was no longer available in the database of the church. It was unusual for a record to vanish, said Radkey, who of late has been in news because of bringing out in the public similar unknown facts and secrets of the Mormon Church. "I have not come across other Indian leaders baptised by Mormons. My copies of the Gandhi record are dated February 16, 2012. The record disappeared shortly after that date. I assume Mormons did not want others to know about Gandhi's baptism," she said.
Mormon "PRism" cover-up @ work...Their whole religion is an occultic cover-up (using the word "occultic" in its literal meaning...Latin for "that which is hidden")
Thanks for posting this thread.
is this from a few years ago ???
He is good if its the one
:)
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