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Hillary's Parade
November 20, 2001 | Sabertooth

Posted on 11/20/2001 5:40:58 PM PST by Sabertooth

             Hillary's Parade             


The former First Lady has big Thanksgiving plans to rise above her New York troubles.

Stung and swollen by criticism since 9/11, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton
charts the course of her political resurrection through the streets of New York City.

"I wanted to find a way to reconnect, to touch the children," she said, "because children love me.
I took a deep breath, and looked deeply into my mirrior. And it was Eleanor who showed me my path."

     "Hi, I'm the new mascot for Michelin Tires!     
I want to show my new home town how to have a parade!"

   

"The balloon was a little snug on me" said the Empire State's junior Senator, "but otherwise I fit right in.
My good and dear friend, Rosie O'Donnell says I'm perfect for this role,
and she's a famous actress in Hollywood, as well as being my good friend.

As she lumbered away, Senator Ms. Rodham Clinton bid farewell, and said,
"Both Eleanor and I believe that Thanksgiving is my perfect opporunity to reinvigorate the values of Woodstock,
for every child in every village, for New York, and for all of America.

See me Thursday… you'll be so thankful for me!"



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To: Sabertooth

After 84 years of banishment, the last surviving member of "The Black Hand" terrorists is allowed to openly march in the recently bombed NYC.


41 posted on 11/20/2001 8:43:58 PM PST by Bonaparte
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To: Cool_V
Who is that?
42 posted on 11/20/2001 9:04:20 PM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach
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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach

It's the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man,
who broke out of pushing high-caloric confections..

To play one of the heavies
in "Ghostbusters."


43 posted on 11/20/2001 9:21:55 PM PST by Sabertooth
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To: Sabertooth
how hillastump's balloon will get off the ground:

'we have liftoff'

45 posted on 11/20/2001 9:53:57 PM PST by rockfish59
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To: Sabertooth; StoneColdGOP
Our newest pledge is very good, Stone. I like his work. While not exactly lewd....it is very funny.
46 posted on 11/20/2001 10:39:00 PM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: Sabertooth
Very funny stuff

P.S. Did we find out why Hillary is an ankle?

47 posted on 11/20/2001 10:45:32 PM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: dubyaismypresident
Thanks.

Never found out about the ankle thing.

Did you find the hidden pics? There are five.


48 posted on 11/20/2001 10:48:25 PM PST by Sabertooth
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To: Sabertooth
LOL - Here's a well-deserved bump-to-the-top for a piece of superb work.

Bump!

49 posted on 11/20/2001 10:59:38 PM PST by JohnHuang2
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To: Bella_Bru; Sabertooth
Oh I've seen his work here and there, I can guarantee him.

Definately "Black Sheep of FR" material.

50 posted on 11/20/2001 11:37:03 PM PST by StoneColdGOP
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To: Sabertooth
You ought to be sent to Afghanistan for posting that DISGUSTING picture of the former First Sewer Rat BITCHLERY RODRAM KKKLINTOON. :-]
51 posted on 11/20/2001 11:42:20 PM PST by wayne_shrugged
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To: Sabertooth
I can't believe she has the audacity to appear in the parade.

Wouldn't be surprised if she gets booed the entire route.

A great Freepin' opportunity for New Yorkers.

52 posted on 11/20/2001 11:55:22 PM PST by wai-ming
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To: Sabertooth; Snow Bunny; Republican Wildcat; Howlin; Fred Mertz; .30Carbine; Uff Da; Sungirl...
(((PING))))))
Sorry if you've already been here. Tooooo funny not to share! ;-)
Thanks for the ping, Sabertooth! LMAO! hitler clintoon does look like the Michelin mascot!
53 posted on 11/21/2001 1:31:09 AM PST by MeekOneGOP
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To: Sabertooth
You are clever and such a sense of humor, Saber! I clicked on your article at the very top (the BIG red letters that says "Hillary's Parade) and you linked this picture - LMAO!:



54 posted on 11/21/2001 1:38:43 AM PST by MeekOneGOP
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To: Sabertooth
Look kids, here comes Hitlery Now!


55 posted on 11/21/2001 1:51:17 AM PST by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
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To: Sabertooth
Beautiful Thread, Sabertooth...now what can I add to such a wonderful post...Now let me see, Hmmmmmm.

Anyone notice Hitlery's been on a diet, and she's nothing but a bag of skin...

56 posted on 11/21/2001 4:47:24 AM PST by KLT
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To: nutmeg
Doesn't she ever shut that big mouth? A regular butterball in that yellow jacket.
57 posted on 11/21/2001 6:26:28 AM PST by stanz
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To: MeeknMing
I clicked on your article at the very top (the BIG red letters that says "Hillary's Parade) and you linked this picture - LMAO!:

Thanks for all the props. There are four other hidden links, did you find them? The others are all on different pictures.


58 posted on 11/21/2001 6:50:40 AM PST by Sabertooth
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To: MeeknMing
Thanks for the heads up!!! LOL!
59 posted on 11/21/2001 6:55:47 AM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: Sabertooth
Thanks for all the props. There are four other hidden links, did you find them? The others are all on different pictures.

Yep. I recognized the hitler pics but a couple I wasn't sure who some of the folks were.
I do recognize these though!:


hitler the Commie


Gay & Lesbian: hitler in HER Natural Environment

60 posted on 11/21/2001 7:23:32 AM PST by MeekOneGOP
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