CHELSEA: THE NEXT PARTY GIRL? (Chelsea "Swaps Spit")

New York Post (Page Six) ^ | December 28, 2001 | RICHARD JOHNSON

[PJ-Comix]

WHEN the Clintons moved to New York, we at PAGE SIX fantasized about regular sightings of Bill at Scores and Hillary at Meow Mix. Sadly, Bill and Hill have (mostly) behaved themselves, but daughter Chelsea is showing promise as a salacious source of gossip. Even before she flew back to New York for the holidays, the 21-year-old Oxford University student caused quite a stir across the pond when she openly swapped spit with her handsome new boyfriend, 22-year-old fellow Oxfordian Ian Klause, at a bar in Edinburgh, Scotland. "They couldn't keep their hands off each other," bartender Allie Gray told the weekly tabloid Globe. "They were drinking and kissing for an hour." A few nights later, Chelsea was photographed staggering into London's Groucho Club with a passel of pals. Then, back in Manhattan on Saturday night, Chelsea slugged "saketinis" with friends on the roof deck of Sushi Samba 7, and later hit champagne-soaked hotspots Eugene and Suite 16.

[PJ-Comix]

Remember how all the liberals got on their moral high horse over the fact that Chelsea was so soberly serious while the Bush daughters drank too much? Well, if they ever get on their high horse again, just direct them to this Chelsea story.

[College Repub]

I think the point was that the bush daughter were underage. Anyway, can you blame Chelsea for going to bars and getting smashed? I'm sure guys need to have on some thick beer goggles to want to engage in "spit swapping" with her!

[Drango]

Hey, where's the BARF ALERT?

[ASA Vet]

At least (as far as can be told from this report) Chelsea isn't as sick as her Bi-Mom.

[17th Miss Regt]

Beer goggles may help, but a calculating nature may be more important. Some fellow may see her as a rising star he can hitch himself to in order to get what he wants down the road. After all, his future mother-in-law did precisely that!

Come to think of it, beer goggles are definitely needed!

[kassie]

If I were her mom (and thank God I am NOT) and heard how she was kissing this guy, the first thought that would come to mind is "opportunist". I don't mean to be wicked here, but I just can't see how this girl can have many redeeming qualities. Who would have taught them to her?

[NYpeanut]

Wait, I thought she spent her time "expounding on the implications of the Bush tax cuts"? Now she's expounding about beer?

[Peter W. Kessler]

What's the difference between a pig and a fox?

A six pack

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Chelsea "swapping spit?"

What, someone spit at her and she spit back?

[PJ-Comix]

Maybe Chelsea wasn't picking up a cup of coffee at Starbucks in Version #1 of her phony 9-11 story. Perhaps she was at a bar near the WTC downing a brewski.

[Cautor]

I completely agree about the moral high-horse. BTW, when I was in college, my "beer money" didn't seem to go as far as chelsea's. But, then again, I didn't have, liberal parents, like the Clintons, who worry about all that world hunger, and how to fix it with other peoples' money.

[PJ-Comix]

BTW, when I was in college, my "beer money" didn't seem to go as far as chelsea's.

What's the matter? Were you too cheap to stagger into London's Groucho Club or to slug saketinis on the roof deck of Sushi Samba 7?

[jslade]

The thought of hitting on this dog.........Uh Oh, I'm going to be physically ill. The guy was obviously blitzed. You CAN drink 'em purty.

[RightRules]

"I didn't have, liberal parents, like the Clintons, who worry about all that world hunger, and how to fix it with other peoples' money."

Well, maybe her mom pretends to worry about world hunger, but her father is more concerned with when he's getting out of prison and why his "friend" WJC didn't commute his sentence and pardon him.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

and later hit champagne-soaked hotspots Eugene and Suite 16.

By the way these places are usually chock full of models. Can you imagine how much Chelsea's "Attractiveness Deficit Disorder" stands out in these joints?

[yoe]

She 'parrots' her mother's political utterances verbatim and that is enough to turn me off, apparently she is still on the pay roll so to speak.

[LoisHunt]

Lay off the Bush girls; lay off Chelsea Clinton. Why is that so hard?

[Phantom Lord]

The only reason the Bush girls were newsworthy 'drinkers' is because they were underage. Plus one of them is 1 more time away from going to jail thanks to a law her father signed while Governor.

Chelsea is fair game now because she has inserted herself into the public domain with her tales of 9/11.

The Bush girls should be left alone at the request of the President unless they truly do something newsworthy. Like getting busted again for underage drinking since it will result in 1 of them going to jail. If the law is upheld that is.

Chelsea should be left alone as well, unless she starts telling more tales of 9/11 that dont match up to the 3 different versions already told.

None of them are elected to anything and none of them hold positions of power or public trust.