CHELSEA: THE NEXT PARTY GIRL? (Chelsea "Swaps Spit")

New York Post (Page Six) ^ | December 28, 2001 | RICHARD JOHNSON

[No!]

"beer goggles", nothin' VODKA! VODKA!!!

or Nothin'! :)

[PJ-Comix]

Lay off the Bush girls; lay off Chelsea Clinton. Why is that so hard?

Two problems:

1. The liberals are constantly comparing the sobriety of Chelsea with the supposed drunkeness of the Bush daughters.

2. Chelsea put herself in the public eye with her phony story about 9-11.

You can read Chelsea's 9-11 story HERE.

[Teacup]

Chelsea the next party girl? Like father, like daughter?

Can you imagine Swaps Spit with this?

BTW, the rumor mill said, Miss Chelsea had spent the night with "someone" in New York City the night before 9-11. That's why she was close to the WTC when the plane hit. "Someone?" not sure who that someone was. May have been a guy, may have been a gal. Also was reported that Miss Chelsea and her dad atteneded a U2 concert in New York, where Chelsea spent most of her time with Bono, who later said, "She's an interesting young woman."

[Dante3]

Chelsea put herself in public light not only for her phoney 9/11 story but already earlier when she went on all those freebee trips at taxpayer expense and, at least on one occasion, reportedly discussed foreign policy.

[Thebaddog]

Why is it so hard? That's not the question. It's just sport.

[KJMorgan]

Okay; new rule on Chelsea threads;[a] only one Chelsea pic allowed, I almost lost my bagel. And [b]there has to be a counter photo of an attractive American female in the thread. E.G. Ann Coulter or Fox's Laurie Dhue would be nice. I'd do it myself if I knew how to post pictures.

[Puppage]

Gee, I wonder if CNN will be all over HER the way they were all over the Bush girls? Yeah, right. Fat chance.

[VA Advogado]

Chelsea the next party girl? Like father, like daughter?

You mean like her brother Danny fixed her up on this date?

[PJ-Comix]

there has to be a counter photo of an attractive American female in the thread.

How about Petra Verkaik? I wouldn't mind "swapping spit" with her.

[CRAW]

LOL

[KneelBeforeZod]

[Teacup]

Here ya go.

[Cautor]

What's the matter? Were you too cheap to stagger into London's Groucho Club or to slug saketinis on the roof deck of Sushi Samba 7?

Too cheap hell. I could only afford to hit Clarence's Bar and Grill one night a week to have a couple of hot dogs and "tall Blues," and to play a few Lorita Lynn tunes on the juke. I thought Groucho was one of the Marx brothers, and never heard of sushi and all that.

[PJ-Comix]

A few nights later, Chelsea was photographed staggering into London's Groucho Club with a passel of pals. Then, back in Manhattan on Saturday night, Chelsea slugged "saketinis" with friends on the roof deck of Sushi Samba 7, and later hit champagne-soaked hotspots Eugene and Suite 16.

Does anyone have any idea how expensive drinks are at London's Groucho Club, Sushi Samba 7, Eugene, and Suite 16? Are these Chelsea's usual hangouts when she ponders on the "unfairness" of Bush's tax cut?

[kassie]

Oh, Teacup, this is priceless!!

[Hemingway's Ghost]

By swapping spit with this slack-jawed, snaggletoothed bag of doughnuts, Oxfordian Ian Klause hereby qualifies as the most heterosexual man on Planet Earth. There isn't enough ugly in the day to describe Chelsea.

"What do the Clintons and the City of Boston have in common?"

"They both have ugly Chelseas."

[Teacup]

He he he he, I've been looking for the picture of Chelsea sitting in on the middle east peace talks, with Maddie Albright. When Chelsea began to sit in on National, and Foriegn policy meetings, then she became fair game, IMHO. When she agreed to help get Hillary elected to the senate she became fair game.
BTW, these two photos are of Chelsea on a TAX payers trip she took with her daddy.

[PJ-Comix]

When she agreed to help get Hillary elected to the senate she became fair game.

It will be even worse in 2004 when Chelsea will be out there trying to help get her mom elected President.

[FITZ]

Poor Chelsea. With parents like hers, I'm only surprised she hasn't gotten into worse trouble by now. Being raised by Hillary would have had me be an alcoholic by age 13.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

I do know that the common practice at Suite 16 is to bring a bottle of whatever you're drinking to your table and charge you a couple of hundred dollars for it.

The Clinton's left the "common people" behind long ago...and never looked back.