CHELSEA: THE NEXT PARTY GIRL? (Chelsea "Swaps Spit")

New York Post (Page Six) ^ | December 28, 2001 | RICHARD JOHNSON

[PJ-Comix]

WHEN the Clintons moved to New York, we at PAGE SIX fantasized about regular sightings of Bill at Scores and Hillary at Meow Mix. Sadly, Bill and Hill have (mostly) behaved themselves, but daughter Chelsea is showing promise as a salacious source of gossip. Even before she flew back to New York for the holidays, the 21-year-old Oxford University student caused quite a stir across the pond when she openly swapped spit with her handsome new boyfriend, 22-year-old fellow Oxfordian Ian Klause, at a bar in Edinburgh, Scotland. "They couldn't keep their hands off each other," bartender Allie Gray told the weekly tabloid Globe. "They were drinking and kissing for an hour." A few nights later, Chelsea was photographed staggering into London's Groucho Club with a passel of pals. Then, back in Manhattan on Saturday night, Chelsea slugged "saketinis" with friends on the roof deck of Sushi Samba 7, and later hit champagne-soaked hotspots Eugene and Suite 16.

[Tennessee_Bob]

AHHHHHHHHH! My Eyes! My Eyes!!!!!!!

[Oldeconomybuyer]

I could care less what Chelsea does.

[Tijeras_Slim]

That girl was beat with a bag of wet squirrels.

[TLBSHOW]

lol

[sidegunner]

[..."Attractiveness Deficit Disorder"]

Kind of like a turd in a punchbowl.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Merry Christmas!

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Ping!

[LynnHam]

If you think Chelsea didn't get drunk, use dope, have sex before legal age you must be drinking something yourself?
The Frendly Press just didn't cover it!!!

[Teacup]

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OH shoot! RedbloodedAmerican you owe me a new key board,LOL. Whew! that's priceless!

[Teacup]

PING

[Phantom Lord]

Hey, I have no doubt that Chelsea did all of that. And I dont think it should be news that the Bush girls did it. Now, if the one who has 2 strikes on her gets caught again and goes to jail (as the law says), that is news worthy.

[1Old Pro]

Dysfunctional parents, dysfunctional kids.

[Geezerette]

What a pretty dog ... on the right ... the one with the black nose ... the one with the soft brown eyes!

(The other one looks better in this picture than in others I've seen!)

g

[Bush2000]

I'm sure guys need to have on some thick beer goggles to want to engage in "spit swapping" with her!

I think that some of these deluded bastards may be dumb enough to think it will give them a leg up in the Clinton family business.

[Alabama_Wild_Man]

Question......

Now I don't drink.....(Hey - Someone has to be a witness and take pictures - or at least be the designated driver !)

But - about that picture that you posted:

...just how drunk would one need to be, to even consider getting close to that ?

...much less, to even attempt to 'Swap Sp--' .....YEACH!!!!!!!!! I can't even say it !! !!

[Atticus]

[Cobra64]

Hey Zod,

That pic of Chelsea with here open hand up near her open mouth looks like "sign language" to her new boyfriend. Hummers anyone?

[Teacup]

ROFLOL! Ahhh that's good. Cayote ugly?

[LoisHunt]

Gee, you guys are hard. I was a monster at her age; take that any way you like. And my parents were a real treat, too. I'm for leaving all the kids alone.