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Posted on 01/17/2002 4:50:52 AM PST by LN2Campy
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To: fish hawk
Very good!
To: f.Christian
Someone is cranky
Got up on wrong side of bed
Go slap Democrats!!!
To: SarahW
Send a get-well card
to the little dying boy
Pass on this message Every three years
we do so without fail though
he's forty-eight now
The hospital says
he recovered years ago
But what do they know
To: fish hawk
Photograpers snap me...
the Easter parade---
wouldn't go on!
To: Grampa Dave
It's all in the wrist
three hundred dollar Fly Rod
lost fly to willows.
To: fish hawk
Fly fishing wussies!
Give me squid strips and sinkers
Surfcasting beats all!!
To: bootyist-monk
What good is Haiku
Wont put food on the table
Just brings out the kooks. ~~{;^D
To: LN2Campy
In the Atlantic
Is a triangle of death
Empty ship still sails
To: LN2Campy
Squid is for eating
I only go to oceans
Surfcasting for babes.
To: fish hawk
That is why my son and I tie most of our flies!
He is worse than I am. If he doesn't lose a fly by casting into the brush/willows/poison oak/wild grapes/? on the far bank every 12 casts, he is having a bad day! I have seen him replace 24 flies in a three to four hour castathon. Off course he will out fish me 5 to one! His theory, the flies/nymphs fall down into the river from the overhanging or nearby brush.
When the stripers have their next meal close to the bank and sometimes even jumping on the shore, he will cast right on the shore and bring the fly back. He hooked a 35# in about 8 inches of water. The fish knocked the wind out of itself trying to dive after my son set the hook. He cast the fly onto the shore and flipped it back into the pod of bait and stripers. At least three stripers went ripping after his fly for an easy lunch!
To: Lazamataz
I can't do Haiku
It gives me a bad headache
I can't think that quick.
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posted on
01/17/2002 9:48:39 AM PST
by
Neets
To: LN2Campy
Haven't caught a babe
Went to my doctor for help
It's all in the wrist.
To: fish hawk
Surfcasting for babes?
Just employ prop like puppy!
Else use barbless hooks...
To: fish hawk
Do they exist...
babes with two right feet---
I'm so lonely and...
To: OneidaM
Thinking doesn't help
If it did...no more Haiku
We'd all be at work.
Take two aspirin
Quit thinking about Haiku
and go get a life.
To: LN2Campy
I don't know about surf casting. My son and I will catch more stripers on the California Delta in two hours than all the bait and hardward chunkers who surround us and out number us 100 to 2!
A year ago the Friday after Thanksgiving, he and I caught and released 12 stripers in a little over 30 minutes in an area that had over 100 bait and hard ware chunkers! This 100 bait and gear chunkers caught zero fish before we got there and zero during the time we were catching them!
The dumb ones booed us. The smart ones asked to see what his flies looked like and what rods and lines we were using!
Ken Hanley is apparently getting ready to come out with a new book on how to use Spey rods to cast in the West Coast Surf with flies for Stripers and other ocean fish! People who have seen him and a couple of other famous flyfishers use their Spey Rods and flies can't believe their results!
To: LN2Campy
WINGS Man yearns to fly
Rocket strapped to trunk with tape
Becomes One with rock
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posted on
01/17/2002 9:59:36 AM PST
by
Slyfox
To: Grampa Dave
A few years ago I was flying to the Mainland from Maui. I spotted an old friend from Eureka and asked where he had been. He blongs to a fly fishing club in Eureka and they were returning from a fly fishing jaunt in the south sea islands. He said they had a wonderful time. That was the first time I had heard of fly fishing in the ocean.
To: LN2Campy
Did Ted Nugent write
I'm A Bad American?
It was a Freeper
To: Grampa Dave
A couple fish nuts
Are turning a Haiku thread
Into a sports show.
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