Posted on 01/17/2002 4:50:52 AM PST by LN2Campy
Haiku...Urban Legends -- two intermittently occuring topics on this esteemed forum. Why not combine them??
What's this on mirror?
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS!"
One night stand of DEATH!!
It's strange to awaken
In a bathtub full of ice.
HEY - where's my kidney!?!
"Speed trap" I flash them
As a helpful motorist
Only to get shot!!
OK, folks, knock yourselves out!!
You must spank her well.
And after you have spanked her,
you may deal with her
Bad! Bad! Naughty Zoot!
give us all a good spanking!
And spank me. And me.
after the spanking,
the oral sex. Oral sex!
Silence, foul temptress!
The Castle Anthrax:
I could stay a BIT longer.
Despite great peril!
Turn on the Freepers
Post some trivial Haikus
Ooohhhhh...for a steelhead.
Due to some unplanned need for some outside help, I'm house bound to let people in and out to do their jobs! The first one just showed up, only two hours late!
Last week our fly club held a steelhead workshop. We have two guys who are really good. In fact one is so good, he will become a guide later this year! The workshop got all of us riled up!
I got a call last night from another addicted one, and he is making phone calls for tomorrow's venture as I post this non Haiku! I will check the computer, and my son is checking his Fish Sniffer choices for me!
Prostrate on the sand
Sacrificing to the sun
The white of their flesh
I question the sea
The setting sun caressed you
Why are you angry?
All of my mistakes
May not have been in error
Only time is wise
Lo..the petals fall
But no one mourns their dying
Ushering the fruit.
Bold Anthuriums
Hawaiis phallic flower
Shameless and obscene.
Haleakala
Hawaiian sun god temple
Monolith mountain.
Cherryblossoms fall
Soft and gentle in the wind
If death could be thus.
Back to the real world
Fooling around with Freepers
Laughing at Haikus.
Every three years
we do so without fail though
he's forty-eight now
The hospital says
he recovered years ago
But what do they know
He is worse than I am. If he doesn't lose a fly by casting into the brush/willows/poison oak/wild grapes/? on the far bank every 12 casts, he is having a bad day! I have seen him replace 24 flies in a three to four hour castathon. Off course he will out fish me 5 to one! His theory, the flies/nymphs fall down into the river from the overhanging or nearby brush.
When the stripers have their next meal close to the bank and sometimes even jumping on the shore, he will cast right on the shore and bring the fly back. He hooked a 35# in about 8 inches of water. The fish knocked the wind out of itself trying to dive after my son set the hook. He cast the fly onto the shore and flipped it back into the pod of bait and stripers. At least three stripers went ripping after his fly for an easy lunch!
Take two aspirin
Quit thinking about Haiku
and go get a life.
A year ago the Friday after Thanksgiving, he and I caught and released 12 stripers in a little over 30 minutes in an area that had over 100 bait and hard ware chunkers! This 100 bait and gear chunkers caught zero fish before we got there and zero during the time we were catching them!
The dumb ones booed us. The smart ones asked to see what his flies looked like and what rods and lines we were using!
Ken Hanley is apparently getting ready to come out with a new book on how to use Spey rods to cast in the West Coast Surf with flies for Stripers and other ocean fish! People who have seen him and a couple of other famous flyfishers use their Spey Rods and flies can't believe their results!
Man yearns to fly
Rocket strapped to trunk with tape
Becomes One with rock
Vile, ferocious beast,
Just a cute bunny rabbit,
Surely not a threat!
Knights are really ticked
Sir Robin soiled his armor.
Foolish Enchanter!
I shall be right back
Tonight, rabbit stew our feast.
Oh no, throat is gone!
Attack all at once
It is no match for us all
Run! Run Away! Run
What should we do now?
Fetch the Holy Hand Grenade!
Count only to Three
The rabbit is slain
Now, on to the Castle Ahg
What? French Infidels?
To Arms! Attack now!
The Castle and Grail are ours!
Who called the Police?
So the movie ends
The knights are going to jail
Taunted one last time.
This is a stickup
Put all the money in the bag
Please don't call police!!!
He is buying a new 30K boat to find and chase them. You look for the birds circling or an obvious striper feeding frenzy! You race over and try to be the first on the site. Too many bait fishers and metal chunkers anchor and spend a six pack of time before giving up. If the fish aren't there, you don't anchor nor do you stop! I think his new motor will be 150 horses or more. I'm looking forward to going out in it with him!
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