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Tanned, Rested, Ready: Kerry's Pre-Debate Fake Bake (Photos)
Yahoo! News Photos ^ | 9/27/04

Posted on 09/27/2004 2:06:19 PM PDT by Marcus Alonzo Hanna

TODAY:

SATURDAY:

FRIDAY:



TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: debates; kerry; metrosexual; tan; taninabottle; tannedrestednready
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To: My2Cents

Believe me I'll be more than just tickled if Bush wins Oregon. I'll be breaking out the champagne!


141 posted on 09/27/2004 5:48:34 PM PDT by Flamenco Lady
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To: Marcus Alonzo Hanna

How humiliating! This guy is such a jacka$$.


142 posted on 09/27/2004 5:49:09 PM PDT by faithincowboys
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To: My2Cents
Just to help keep the positive juices flowing for a Bush win, I already have the champagne chilling!
143 posted on 09/27/2004 5:53:41 PM PDT by Flamenco Lady
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To: Marcus Alonzo Hanna

He's the F***ing Prince of Dorkness!


144 posted on 09/27/2004 5:56:51 PM PDT by Rollee (John Kerry = Prince of Dorkness)
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To: My2Cents
Reminds me of this:

Oh yeah, except that Kramer is quite funny.

145 posted on 09/27/2004 6:01:09 PM PDT by meyer (Proud member of the Pajamarazzi!)
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To: Rollee

I'm in Sacramento, CA as well as have to drive through Davis to get to where my folks live in Davis. I too have noticed the sheer amount of stickers reduce and have seen more of the W in 04 stickers out and about. I will also say though that I seem to be having this strange compulsion(so far supressed) to flip off the people in Davis in their 30 year old vans with and their hippies beads hanging from the mirros with the Kerry stickers. Yikes.


146 posted on 09/27/2004 6:05:35 PM PDT by shawngf
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To: Chummy

funniest caption ever for this pic:

"my eyes someone find my eyes they popped out"

I credit the poster "brilliant" with that remark (amazing i could remember his screen name off the top of my head)


147 posted on 09/27/2004 7:21:29 PM PDT by modest proposal
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To: PhiKapMom

Thanks for the ping! I think he's too leery of getting Botox'ed again, but he looks (to me) like he's been having alpha hydroxy peels and facials (or maybe collagen?). Maybe TahRayZa has loaned him some of her more expensive potions?


148 posted on 09/27/2004 7:25:14 PM PDT by alwaysconservative (Proud member of the FreeRepublic Negligee Brigade!)
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To: aruanan
hahahaa!

149 posted on 09/27/2004 7:41:03 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: jennyjenny

I thought he was French. To me he looks French.


150 posted on 09/27/2004 7:44:14 PM PDT by FITZ
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To: Marcus Alonzo Hanna

Damn, there he went and lost my vote? I was going to vote for this guy if he stayed pasty white throughout the campaign! But now he went and got that spray-on tan? Geez, you can never trust a real politician, now can you??????


151 posted on 09/27/2004 7:45:07 PM PDT by eeriegeno
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To: All

... and if socialized medicine can remove THESE bolts from the sides of my neck, imagine what it can do for you.


152 posted on 09/27/2004 7:48:19 PM PDT by killjoy (The sky is falling and I want my mommy.)
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To: orangelobster

Maybe they can get him on "Extreme Makeover" before Thursday


153 posted on 09/27/2004 8:34:24 PM PDT by okokie
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To: cobaltblu
Hippi Hippi Hepititis

You may be close to the truth. Hepatitis can turn your skin yellowish, I think. Kerry looks just plain sick to me. But with what? He had prostate cancer.

What else? Men I knew back in SanFrancisco who were on the AIDS cocktail had red faces from their meds. And then there's booze. No telling, really, but something is up with his health that kept him off the campaign trail for awhile and may be responsible for his weak, pallid appearance and groaning voice. And, oh yes, the flipflopping might be due to really not remembering what he said yesterday. Don't some meds cause memory loss?

I want to see this guys medical records NOW.

154 posted on 09/27/2004 8:34:50 PM PDT by Veto! (Kerry wears a tutu, TeRAYza wears the pants)
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To: killjoy

Very funny!


155 posted on 09/27/2004 8:36:54 PM PDT by excelsior
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To: PhiKapMom

Hair died too.


156 posted on 09/27/2004 8:39:09 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: Marcus Alonzo Hanna

He's got a very bizarre, ever-changing appearance. I noticed today that in a few of his most recent television ads, his hair color keeps changing. It goes from silver and black-ish to a powdery gray to salt and pepper. Is he using Grecian Formula to get rid of certain areas of gray?

There's absolutely no way that skin color is natural. It's uniformly tan/red from front to back, on the upper part of his neck and ears too. Even when I was an idiot sun-worshipper, I never got a tan this even.


157 posted on 09/27/2004 8:40:42 PM PDT by Buttaboom (I didn't play Dungeons and Dragons all those years and not learn a little something about courage.)
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To: MichelleWSC
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
Put up a warning sign next time!!! Something like don't try the consumption of fluids while reading this post! What a mess. LMAO!!!

Cheers!
158 posted on 09/27/2004 8:41:54 PM PDT by SmellsLikeOwen
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To: Marcus Alonzo Hanna
LOL. That's bad.

And while I'll admit that I can't tan worth anything (It's pale or red), I don't try and BS that crap that Kerry does.

159 posted on 09/27/2004 8:43:37 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan (A gun owner voting for John Kerry is like a chicken voting for Col. Saunders. (bye bye .30-30))
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To: jjmnolte
I lived in Wisconsin, you can't get that tan in August much less late September.

Then how come I got fried(peeling) last week in Michigan? It'd give most people a good tan(except it's red only).

160 posted on 09/27/2004 8:45:54 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan (A gun owner voting for John Kerry is like a chicken voting for Col. Saunders. (bye bye .30-30))
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