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Kerr's new look
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Posted on 09/28/2004 8:57:10 AM PDT by mrsparkle

Kerry's true alter ego is a giant oompa loompa!



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1 posted on 09/28/2004 8:57:10 AM PDT by mrsparkle
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Kerry does have one accomplishment. He is the ONLY senator from Massachusetts who has actually pulled someone from the water to save them from drowning.


2 posted on 09/28/2004 8:59:23 AM PDT by LOC1
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3 posted on 09/28/2004 8:59:38 AM PDT by backinthefold (tagline for rent till another witty one liner can be arraigned)
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My gosh, the man's running on his hair.


4 posted on 09/28/2004 8:59:42 AM PDT by Spok
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Anybody got good photo morphing software? This could be priceless... morph kerry into an umpha.


5 posted on 09/28/2004 8:59:47 AM PDT by drangundsturm
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WHOA! He's looking even worse than in yesterday's photos.


6 posted on 09/28/2004 9:00:15 AM PDT by newzjunkey (Why are we in Iraq? Just point the whiners here: http://www.massgraves.info)
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AIGH!!


7 posted on 09/28/2004 9:00:46 AM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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He's Goring himself. This tanning move has to be Kerry's idea. It could only come from his arrogant, narcissitic mind. His staff would never suggest it after what happened to Al. Listen to their pathetic explainations.


8 posted on 09/28/2004 9:01:11 AM PDT by Callahan
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Youch!!!! LOL!


9 posted on 09/28/2004 9:01:50 AM PDT by Blogger (The only difference between Terry McAuliffe and Michael Moore is about 300 pounds)
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Kerry: "Did I mention I faked and baked in Vietnam?"


10 posted on 09/28/2004 9:02:21 AM PDT by Callahan
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Kerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of flag football last Friday in Bedford, Mass.

Bwhahaha!

Anyone happen to know the UV index for Bedford MA, last Friday? Must have been hovering around a million.

11 posted on 09/28/2004 9:02:30 AM PDT by bikepacker67 (Sandy wasn't stuffing his socks, he was stuffing A sock.)
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12 posted on 09/28/2004 9:02:56 AM PDT by newzjunkey (Why are we in Iraq? Just point the whiners here: http://www.massgraves.info)
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He's no Oompa Loompa - He's a Vermicious Kenid!
13 posted on 09/28/2004 9:06:12 AM PDT by MortMan (John Kerry - Lt. Clueless, Junior Grade)
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Will these morons never learn the power of the internet to spot fakes.


14 posted on 09/28/2004 9:07:14 AM PDT by TXBSAFH (Member of 3rd Pajamahadeen Division, 2nd Boxer Shorts Brigade, 4th Bunny Slipper Battalion)
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What has that fool done to himself?

15 posted on 09/28/2004 9:07:41 AM PDT by Redcoat LI ("I am the great and powerful Kerry! Look at my medals!")
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Kerry could double for a cigar store Indian.


16 posted on 09/28/2004 9:08:55 AM PDT by dennisw (Gd is against Amelek for all generations.)
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DAMN, EVEN HIS SKIN TONE FLIP FLOPS


17 posted on 09/28/2004 9:09:04 AM PDT by UglyinLA
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Erythema (reddening of the skin) is a side effect of Botox injections...


18 posted on 09/28/2004 9:10:25 AM PDT by greatvikingone
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DAMN, EVEN HIS SKIN TONE FLIP FLOPS

LOL!

19 posted on 09/28/2004 9:11:32 AM PDT by Lauratealeaf (God bless our troops and their Commander in Chief, President George W. Bush)
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Pumpkinhead.


20 posted on 09/28/2004 9:14:39 AM PDT by God bless Texas
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