Posted on 10/22/2004 7:47:20 PM PDT by Trteamer
I've hunted geese for over 30 years and I can see a phony hunter clear as day. Here are some questions that John Kerry should know the answers to......
LOL!
In my part of PA, people wear camo all year long, ANYWHERE. It is not unusual to go to Red Lobster on a Friday night and some guy has on a camo shirt and cap!
Jerry's truck has duck/geese decals all over it and his seat covers are all wetland camo. We are not even going to mention his home decor.
Kerry's Answer: "I served in Vietnam, how dare you question my patriotism."
(BTW, I may have got one or two by guessing, but I'm now certain, I'm no goose hunter)
I love the sport and I try to get out at least once every weekend all season. The weather is so key that I usually plan my weekends around the weather report. Nice weather means stay home and do "honey do's". Think Snow.
"When I was in Viet Nam....."
Seriously, how about this.
Geese pair up, for life I believe.
When in a 'V' formation they would have to have an odd number of geese in order to have the same number of geese on each leg of the formation.
Therefore, the paired geese have one leg longer than the other.
Then again, I may be full of ---.
I highly recommend Gary Zink's calls, CD's and Decoys from Greenhead Gear. Good luck on your goose hunt, our season doesn't open for another month. Anticipation.......
That's why they walk in circles. LOL!
You obviously work for Microsoft writing answers in the 'help' section of Windows.
You give an answer that is technically correct, but is of absolutely no %$@&%$& use.
;-)
It is what lonely ganders do.
All I want to know is DID HE EAT IT? I don't like it when hunters kill something and then don't eat it. Did Mrs. Heinz roast it to serve to her family? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GOOSE AFTER KERRY KILLED IT?! That photo op of him walking through the woods with the dead goose - reminded me of Dukakis on the tank. So what did those four guys do with the geese after they killed 'em? Whose freezer has four geese in it? Who will eat goose for Christmas dinner?
I saw nene geese at Volcano Nat'l Park on the Big Island. Boy, they would make a delicious meal. I'm sure Mrs. Heinz is going to cook Kerry's goose for him.
The funniest discussion about Kerry's hunting moment was on Rush yesterday. Mr. Ivy League who learned to master the English language was heard asking, "Can I get me a hunting license here?" Even in a borrowed hunting "get-up," Mr. Kerry still is looking down his long nose at the rest of us.
http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushlimb.download.akamai.com/5020/clips/04/10/102204_2_kerry_license.asx
It wouldn't surprise me if he had his butler loading the shotgun.
More importantly, what is a duck stamp? When did you purchase yours? where?
Were you in the field in violation of Federal Regulations?
my clarinet has a double reed....
Oboe?
Kerrys answer: I'm not against the "V Gap" just concerned about the timing. I've always had one consistent view on the "V gap", even going back to my days in vietnam, and if President Bush wants to make this debate about the V gap I say bring it . . . ZZzzzzzzzz [ snore ] . . .ZZzzzzz [ snore ]
AP - After Senator Kerry's $6,000 shotgun jammed, he grabbed a handy M-79 grenade launcher and let fly in the direction of the flock. With one shot he downed 4 of the big birds, 3 ducks, assorted songbirds, and winged a local farmer and a Reuters photographer. The candidate's fast thinking saved the hunting party, which until then had been shut out.
#26. Given the abundant geese population in Minnesota, what do the fine citizens of that state affectionately refer to the geese as?
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