Posted on 10/22/2004 7:47:20 PM PDT by Trteamer
I've hunted geese for over 30 years and I can see a phony hunter clear as day. Here are some questions that John Kerry should know the answers to......
sKerry's goose is cooked all right. But good! :)
He probably shot it in the back. Just like he did that Viet kid.
Because the end goose on the unevenside is the one who takes the lead position when they change leaders at the head of the V.
Not if I shoot it first! ROTFLMAO!
Hmmm....Okay. I'll take a shot at this.........
John Kerry is a "cluck".
Therefore........
A "double cluck" would be a photo op with both sKeery and Ter-Ray-Zah.
Did I get it right?
Huh?
Kerry should use that footage somehow in an ad. Instead of clicking it off (as I normally would), I stayed glued to the TV every time they run it because THE DOG IS GORGEOUS.
Where do you live? If you're around here I'd be happy to kill them critters.
Hmmmm.......
In other words you have an Oboe. (Or a Bassoon)
Clinton snookered us by saying
he worked "harder than he
ever worked in his whole
life to raise our taxes",
retro, too, man.
Talk about innuendo.
Kerry with all his supposed nuance
according to every mainstream prima donna and the AP
will just raise taxes with the full
support of the UN's
blessings.
Which is Clinton's biggest nocturnal dream.
Oh, groping innocent sheeple is so easy!
You forgot - What is a flock of loners?
Or an English horn, or
BAGPIPES
And where is the PETA outcry???
I ask you!
Ain't that the stuff they leave on your newly washed car?
26. "What are Lohman, Primos, and Knight and Hale?"
ROFL!!! I'd LOOOOVE to hear Kerry's answer.... oh man...
Interview with john kerry:
1: You have a north wind, which direction should your decoys be facing?
jk: with its head in the sand
2: What is a layout blind?
jk: a precinct with chaotic voting machine arrangements
3: What is a double cluck?
jk: it's what i see when i look at my wife when i am drunk
4: What type of weather makes for the best hunting?
jk: weather or not i have a running mate
5: Is double-ought-buck better than number 9's?
jk: only if you stuff the ballot boxes
6: What is a "goose load"?
jk: just a minute, i'll ask my good friend bill clinton
7: When do the migrants come in?
jk: when there are jobs in america that went overseas
8: How much does bismuth cost?
jk: let me see if my wife's company actually makes that
9: What is a "flute"?
jk: just another minute, my good friend bill will know
10: Which is better, a 26 inch barrel or a 30 inch barrel?
jk: let me raise taxes and let's see which one people have to wear as clothes.
11: What is pass shooting?
jk: i abstain
12: What is a "sick goose"?
jk: i'll answer that as soon as i get my thumb out of my butt
13: What is a "spit call"?
jk: the person sitting in the front row during one of my speaches can answer that
14: Have you ever hunted out of a sink box?
jk: no, but it sounds like something that big gov't could fix
15: Describe two common decoy arrangements?
jk: james carville and terry mcauliffe
16: What are "Bigfoots"?
jk: something that socialized medicine can fix
17: What is the "point system"?
jk: the number of jobs being outsourced
18: What are "Whitefronts"?
jk: voters i have trouble getting
19: What is this years snow goose posession limit?
jk: i am sorry, i still cannot get my thumb loose
20: What is a "Super Black Eagle"?
jk: my running mate of course...sorry, i thought you said slick backed legal.
21: What is a "flapper"?
jk: me?
22: What is "flagging"?
jk: don't know. sound un-american to me
23: What is a "double reed"?
jk: let me call my good pal bill again
24: What is "goose jerky"?
jk: damn thumb still stuck. maybe i have to jerk it out.
25: When you see a flock of geese flying in a "V", why is one side of the flock longer than the other?
jk: because there are more republicans in the house than there are democrats
He may know the answer to #21 since "flapper" is close to "flipper" - the others he can b.s. through and the MSM will let it fly....
I'm a budding goose hunter, going out Sunday. Perhaps you would be so kind as to score my test.
1: You have a north wind, which direction should your decoys be facing? North.
2: What is a layout blind? A coffin-like device in which you lay among your decoys, usually in a harvested field.
3: What is a double cluck? A type of goose-imitating call.
4: What type of weather makes for the best hunting? Low cloud cover / fog.
5: Is double-ought-buck better than number 9's? Yes. 9's are small enough for sparrows.
6: What is a "goose load"? Don't know. I use 3.5" Heavishot in 4's.
7: When do the migrants come in? Primarily this coming week in North Dakota.
8: How much does bismuth cost? A heck of a lot more than straight steel.
9: What is a "flute"? A long goose call.
10: Which is better, a 26 inch barrel or a 30 inch barrel? 30 inch. 26" doesn't necessarily burn off all the gunpowder in a goose load.
11: What is pass shooting? Shooting 'em while they're flying by, as opposed to decoying them in.
12: What is a "sick goose"? (I give up!)
13: What is a "spit call"? (I give up!)
14: Have you ever hunted out of a sink box? No. They are cement boxes pre-poured into the marsh to keep you dry.
15: Describe two common decoy arrangements? (I give!)
16: What are "Bigfoots"? A large goose decoy with a chair under it...you hide under the goose decoy.
17: What is the "point system"? (I give!)
18: What are "Whitefronts"? A type of goose, with white around their bills.
19: What is this years snow goose posession limit? 15.
20: What is a "Super Black Eagle"? A type of shotgun by Berretta, if recollection serves. My boss owns one.
21: What is a "flapper"? Type of decoy (guess....)
22: What is "flagging"? Using flag decoys that fly.
23: What is a "double reed"? A type of call with two reeds.
24: What is "goose jerky"? Dried salted goose meat.
25: When you see a flock of geese flying in a "V", why is one side of the flock longer than the other? Don't know.
If you can answer all of these, then you are a goose hunter.
I'll get there. Just not there yet.
uuhhhhhhh........HUH?
You're probably close to 100% correct on that count! :-) Senator Kerry is such a girlie-man that almost anything he does screams "Phoney!"
PETA does not make political endorsements, thank you...
pooey. You know they are probably TERRIBLY conflicted about this one.
Oh, COME ON Brad! lol
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