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FR Contest: Write the Headline for Wednesday's Newspaper!!!
one man's opinion
Posted on 11/01/2004 9:38:23 AM PST by ken5050
OK..here's your assignment. You're the editor of a major metropolitan TABLOID, like the NY POST, or DAILY NEWS. You're getting ready for Wednesday's paper, and you need a headline for the front page....Remember this is a TABLOID..so it's got to be SHORT, ( with brief words as well)and SNAPPY, and humor is desirable. Give it your best shot....Suggestion: Ten words MAX ( less is better)
TOPICS: Announcements; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: headline
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To: ken5050
Bush in Electoral Squeaker
Fails To Win Majority of Popular Vote
Mandate Eludes President
To: ken5050
Bush Wins In Landslide!
Democrats complain they were disenfranchised.
To: ken5050
"Write the Headline for Wednesday's Newspaper!!!"
What's a Newspaper? I haven't read one of those in years.
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:55:35 AM PST
by
proudpapa
(of three.)
To: ken5050
BUSH WINS!! KERRY AND DASHLE BOOTED EASILY!!
84
posted on
11/01/2004 9:56:20 AM PST
by
Anita1
To: ken5050
BOTH BUSH AND KERRY DECLARE VICTORY(SUBHEADING) KERRY LAWYERS CHALLENGE BUSH 356 ELECTORAL VOTES
85
posted on
11/01/2004 9:56:22 AM PST
by
FormerACLUmember
(Free Republic is 21st Century Samizdat)
To: ken5050
Bush Wins! Charter Flight to France Prepared to Leave Los Angeles Tonight.
86
posted on
11/01/2004 9:56:45 AM PST
by
kempster
To: Uncle Vlad
Well, half the headline is correct at least. (g!)
87
posted on
11/01/2004 9:56:45 AM PST
by
SAJ
(Buy 2 March NG 15.00 calls, write 5 March NG 18.50calls against, for 5-10 cent credit.)
To: Trout-Mouth
ONE FINGER VICTORY SALUTE TO THE RIGHT
NOT exactly what I meant, it should have been.
ONE FINGER VICTORY SALUTE TO THE LEFT
So sorry!
88
posted on
11/01/2004 9:57:12 AM PST
by
Snoopers-868th
(As one Vet said--When John Kerry loses, it will be the parade the Vets never had)
To: ken5050
BUSH KICKS A$$,
TAKES NAMES
The opponants vere visibly shaken and publically disgraced.
89
posted on
11/01/2004 9:57:31 AM PST
by
going hot
(Happiness is a momma deuce)
To: ken5050
Halliburton Candidate Wins!
Women and Minorities Hardest Hit!
Free Healtcare in Cuba Undisturbed
90
posted on
11/01/2004 9:58:22 AM PST
by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
To: ken5050
91
posted on
11/01/2004 9:58:52 AM PST
by
RandallFlagg
(I FINALLY updated my FReeper page! Click on my name and see how you can help our President!)
To: ken5050
92
posted on
11/01/2004 9:58:53 AM PST
by
Sangria
To: ken5050
Bush wins by 500 votes, headline: BUSH SQUEAKS BY, NO MANDATE FOR HIS RECKLESS POLICIES.
Kerry wins by 500 votes, headline: KERRY WINS, AMERICA DECISIVELY REPUDIATES BUSH'S RECKLESS POLICIES
Take your choice.
93
posted on
11/01/2004 9:59:13 AM PST
by
Jim Noble
(FR Iraq policy debate begins 11/3/04. Pass the word.)
To: ken5050
Kerry's Bambino Curse Red Sox World Champs, Kerry Champion Loser!
94
posted on
11/01/2004 9:59:29 AM PST
by
MortMan
(John Kerry - Lt. Clueless, Junior Grade)
To: ken5050
Republican Landslide - Add 3 Senate Seats
"We are not getting our message out Kerry says"
To: XRdsRev
from The Nation:
Bush-Hitler and digital brownshirts steal another election.
from the NYTimes:
Mr. Bush beats Decorated War Veteran Kerry
Bleak future for women, children, and minorities
from the LATimes:
Mass exodus from Hollywood!
Bush president again. Barbra Streisand vows to set up government-in-exile in Vancouver.
from Al Jaziera:
Infidels choose the crusader
Al Quada spokesjihadist: "Oh no. We.Are.Fucked"
from Le Monde:
Anglo-Saxon Imperialists re-elect Cowboy Warmonger
Government flees Paris. De Villepin in Washington to negotiate surrender.
from the Guardian:
Four more years of Cheney
Halliburton prepares to conquer the world
fron the NYPost:
Bush Smoosh!!
Johns hogtied.
96
posted on
11/01/2004 10:00:01 AM PST
by
A Balrog of Morgoth
(With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the Rats in terror before me.)
To: ken5050
Election Undecided due to Litigation
97
posted on
11/01/2004 10:00:17 AM PST
by
Mortikhi
To: ken5050
Me too -- It's a great thread!
98
posted on
11/01/2004 10:00:28 AM PST
by
ez2muz
To: ken5050
"BUSH VICTORY"
Liberals prepare lawsuits/mass exodus to Canada
99
posted on
11/01/2004 10:00:58 AM PST
by
dware
(Go then. There are other worlds than these.)
To: ken5050
MAINSTREAM MEDIA MELTS INTO OBLIVION
100
posted on
11/01/2004 10:01:28 AM PST
by
maxter
("We're on the right side of close" in this election. - Andy Card 10/28/04)
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