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FR Contest: Write the Headline for Wednesday's Newspaper!!!
one man's opinion

Posted on 11/01/2004 9:38:23 AM PST by ken5050

OK..here's your assignment. You're the editor of a major metropolitan TABLOID, like the NY POST, or DAILY NEWS. You're getting ready for Wednesday's paper, and you need a headline for the front page....Remember this is a TABLOID..so it's got to be SHORT, ( with brief words as well)and SNAPPY, and humor is desirable. Give it your best shot....Suggestion: Ten words MAX ( less is better)


TOPICS: Announcements; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: headline
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To: ken5050

BUSH WINS BIG AND EARLY


101 posted on 11/01/2004 10:01:45 AM PST by truthandlife (http://www.neverforgetneveragain.com -- If you want Bush re-elected pass on this video link!!!!)
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To: ken5050
FALLUJAH FLATENED: AL ZAQWARI CAPTURED!

Asks for amnesty if he tells where bin Laden is

102 posted on 11/01/2004 10:02:48 AM PST by Harley
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To: Revolting cat!
FOUR MORE YEARS!

Kerry's Chad is Hanging - Big Time!

103 posted on 11/01/2004 10:03:22 AM PST by sheikdetailfeather
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To: ken5050
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104 posted on 11/01/2004 10:03:25 AM PST by MarineBrat
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To: ken5050

BUSH WINS! Not even close
Kerry refuses to conceed


105 posted on 11/01/2004 10:03:48 AM PST by Dr. Free Market (Character is doing the right thing when no one's looking.)
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To: ken5050

"MANDATE"!!!, Bush most popular since Reagan 51%-47%


106 posted on 11/01/2004 10:03:52 AM PST by BOOTSTICK (meet me in Kansas city)
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To: ken5050
or,

KERRY WINS
Popular Vote; Bush Wins Electoral College

107 posted on 11/01/2004 10:04:16 AM PST by dware (Go then. There are other worlds than these.)
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To: ken5050

"BUSH WINS!
IT'S OK TO HUNT LIBERALS!"


108 posted on 11/01/2004 10:04:22 AM PST by longfellow (You're either with US or from Hollywood! Ultimateamerican.com)
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To: ken5050

BUSH BLOWOUT


109 posted on 11/01/2004 10:04:56 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (GOTV!!!)
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To: SAJ
If Bush wins, we'll all have to e-mail Lawrence O'Donnell and thank him for appearing on MSNBC with Swiftboat Captain John O'Neil, letting America have a chance to see the truth. ;)
110 posted on 11/01/2004 10:05:18 AM PST by Uncle Vlad
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To: Iron Eagle

We have a winner.


111 posted on 11/01/2004 10:05:35 AM PST by Bogey78O (John Kerry: Better than Ted Kennedy!)
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To: ken5050

BUSH WINS !!!!!

Hollywood Slides Into The Sea


112 posted on 11/01/2004 10:05:57 AM PST by XRdsRev ("John Kerry - Taking both sides of every issue since 1985")
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To: ken5050
Teresa Heinz Fills for Divorce. Says she has fulfilled John Heinz's wishes to destroy liberals in America.
113 posted on 11/01/2004 10:06:39 AM PST by MKM1960
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To: ken5050

BUSH WINS!
Mass suicides close media!
Michael Moore's head explodes!


114 posted on 11/01/2004 10:06:45 AM PST by atomic conspiracy (This message prepared with MS-CBS Word 72 software)
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To: ken5050

VOTER INTIMIDATION AT POLLS!
Democrats claim election invalid!

Back Page: Bush wins temporary status as next president, legal briefs filed to Supreme Court!


115 posted on 11/01/2004 10:06:48 AM PST by TheForceOfOne
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To: ken5050

BUSH RE-ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.

Kerry Elected Prime Minster of France


116 posted on 11/01/2004 10:07:17 AM PST by XRdsRev ("John Kerry - Taking both sides of every issue since 1985")
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To: XRdsRev

Bush wins!
Kerry polls to find out why he lost!


117 posted on 11/01/2004 10:07:38 AM PST by FranceForBushInAustin
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To: ken5050
THE BIG LOSER...THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA!
Internet Victorious in Historic Battle!

118 posted on 11/01/2004 10:07:53 AM PST by LZ_Bayonet
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To: ken5050

FRAUD AT POLLS!
Kerry Campaign Vows to Fight!
Nation In Deep Distress!


119 posted on 11/01/2004 10:08:17 AM PST by agooga
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To: stanz; writer33; Mia T; dead

ping!


120 posted on 11/01/2004 10:09:13 AM PST by nutmeg (NEVER TRUST LIBERALS WITH OUR NATIONAL SECURITY -- Bush/Cheney 2004)
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