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FR Contest: Write the Headline for Wednesday's Newspaper!!!
one man's opinion
Posted on 11/01/2004 9:38:23 AM PST by ken5050
OK..here's your assignment. You're the editor of a major metropolitan TABLOID, like the NY POST, or DAILY NEWS. You're getting ready for Wednesday's paper, and you need a headline for the front page....Remember this is a TABLOID..so it's got to be SHORT, ( with brief words as well)and SNAPPY, and humor is desirable. Give it your best shot....Suggestion: Ten words MAX ( less is better)
TOPICS: Announcements; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: headline
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To: ken5050
BUSH WINS......FREEDOM RINGS.......
To: ken5050
HALLIBURTON UNDER INVESTIGATION Bush Wins DAN RATHER WEEPS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AS BUSH WINS 40 STATE BLOWOUT HEADS EXPLODE ACROSS BERKELEY AS BUSH WINS
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posted on
11/01/2004 5:17:23 PM PST
by
WestVirginiaRebel
("Vote for Kerry for your own security. I'm Osama Bin Laden and I approved this message.")
To: WestVirginiaRebel
DAN SNYDER FIRES JOE GIBBS, ASSUMES COACHING DUTIES
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posted on
11/01/2004 5:22:12 PM PST
by
JusPasenThru
(This post is fake but accurate.)
To: JusPasenThru
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posted on
11/01/2004 7:11:27 PM PST
by
ken5050
To: ken5050
Isom35 once again voted "Hell of a Guy"!
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posted on
11/02/2004 1:38:57 PM PST
by
isom35
To: ken5050
Kerry Reports For Duty at Wal*Mart!
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posted on
11/02/2004 1:40:59 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
To: ken5050
Kerry served in Vietnam!
And nobody cared!
To: weegee
Sprinstein, Cougar, Brbra, Chicks Shut Up and Sing!
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posted on
11/02/2004 1:42:59 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
To: ken5050
Bush Sweeps / Kerry Weeps
To: tophat9000
Bush Landslide!
Kerry--Just a Gigolo Again
Michael Moore Explodes
Osama Pees in His Depends
Elizabutt Chows Down at Wendy's Denny's, McDonald's, and sbarro's
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posted on
11/02/2004 1:51:29 PM PST
by
Palladin
(Proud to be a FReeper!)
To: ken5050
Bush Burys Kerrys Carcass
To: ken5050
If its close..
BUSH WINS SQUEEKER....MICHAEL MOORE CALLS FOR REVOLUTION..REALIZES NO ONE ON HIS SIDE OWNS ANY GUNS.
If its a blow out...
BUSH WINS BIG...WHITE, BLACK ,HISPANIC AND JEWISH MEN AND WOMEN THROW TANTRUM!
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posted on
11/02/2004 1:56:53 PM PST
by
normy
(Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.)
To: ken5050
Court to Hear Kerry Case
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