[Coleus]

Just push her buttons and she will expose herself as she really is....

Her hatred towards republicans will come out and she may make such a scene that she will not be invited again...

Happened in my family once where everyone thought a cousin was such a "nice guy" until one day some of us got really tired of his sanctimonious bull that we got him to explode to a point where he said things he shouldn't have. He was never invited again to this home and now the rest of his family and friends know what he thinks of us republicans. and just keep saying 4 more years!!

[Cindy]

I looked at your profile page.
It looks like you can take care of whatever.

By the way, I've had relatives like that.
My standard response was, "Well, that sure is interesting."

I said that each and every time until the liberal relative got the point.

Once in awhile the liberal would catch on, and comment on my standard response and then I would just smile and say, "Whatever's right." That was my standard response no. 2.

If a liberal gets belligerent, just smile and pass the coffee, tea, mustard, whatever.

Usually before family dinners, what you want to do is put a bunch of Christian and conservative bumper stickers on your car and then park in a prominent place when going to dinner at a liberal relative's house.

That's my 1.4 cents.

[Eagles6]

Hide soap and toilet paper. Leave nra magazines, pro-life literature and loose ammo laying around.
My problem is that we have no diversity at our Christmas dinner. My mother, father, 2 sisters, brother-in-law, niece and nephew all voted for G.W. Support the troops, love America and shoot. We briefly validate each other's beliefs and then move on to other stuff.
My niece and nephew both go to Catholic colleges. My niece told how her anthropology prof. shot the theory of human evolution to pieces. It was great. Sometimes I wish we had a lib to play with.

[Figment]

Get out there and gloat. It's been less than 2 months since W won, the wounds are still fresh. Go rub salt in them. A chance like this doesn't come along often enough

[Tribune7]

I'm sorry I missed this one. Just smile a lot and every now and then hold up four fingers.

Also, tell her the most sexist men you are grateful for the Clintons to making sexual harrassment acceptible again.

[Dashing Dasher]

I have a cousin like that.
Everytime he starts up with his babble...

I say,
"Hey, those Yankees are gonna be something this year, eh!"
or something similar...

And everyone at the table lets out their collective breath and we start a different subject.

Samples could include...
"what do you think of the NHL Strike?"
"who made the potatoes"
"More pie?"

[gortklattu]

Good Things to say to a Hillary supporter:

"I think that blaming somebody else for your own husband's problems is a mark of supreme intelligence. After all, it ignores the problem of your being a terrible lover."

"Tell me, how is it that the only stock she invested in made her over $100,000; then she refused to play the market again?"

"You know, that Castle Grande thing impresses me. Her foresight in paying that appraisal agent was intelligent. She's not stupid, isn't she?"

"Don't you just love how she hid those Rose Law Firm billing records, then "found" them after the statute of limitations expired? She really knows how to piss off the conservatives, doesn't she?" pause "What the hell does honesty have to do with today's democrats anyway..."

[Squantos]

Ya should have invited me, wardaddy, texascowboy, jeff head, travis mcgee and lazamataz to dinner that same evening.

Your insurance is paid up isn't it ?..........:o)