Posted on 01/05/2005 4:02:28 PM PST by Libertarian4Bush
Welcome, one and all, to the weep-a-thon! Since the hippies over at DU can't get out of bed before noon, and/or have donated all their spare change to a failed recount effort, let's help them out a bit.
Tomorrow, the electoral votes are counted. This will, of course, result in much teeth-gnashing and crying over in DUmmieland. This thread is for donating relief items to these poor souls.
The Viking kitties have asked me to donate, in their name, this new box of kleenex:
In addition, I'd like to donate this bridge:
... you know, to help them GET OVER IT.
We'll be here all night, so let's show our spirit!
your = you...that's a buzz kill because spell check let it go. ...Just Damn!
Kick'em while they are down. Immediately give them social security and tort reform.
I'd like to donate a clue, since they clearly don't have one now.
Christopher Walken on SNL: "I've got a fever ... and the only cure is more cowbell."
Duct tape.
Tomorrow the DUmbasses will be looking at Conyers (the guys) and Boxer (the gals) and jerking off...
Perhaps you might want to donate a car for Teddy Kennedy to take a ride on your bridge!
This DU thread is hilarious!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=203x240894
Senator Lautenberg threatens to arrest Andy Stephenson
To the people of NJ from Andy Stephenson.
I just spoke with Frank Lautenberg in the elevator. I first asked Senator Lautenberg if he had a few minutes to talk to me. He said yes. I began to talk to him about the voting issues I found in Florida and Ohio. He couldnt get out of the elevator quick enough.
Being the tenacious person I am, I followed him out and asked, Senator wont you please look at the evidence? Wont you please stand with Mr. Conyers? Wont you please stand for the American People?
Mr. Lautenberg said, I dont want to hear this.
I said, Mr. Lautenberg, I have seen the evidence, Ive seen it with my own eyes. I discovered it.
To which he replied, If you dont leave me alone and stop harassing me, I will have you arrested.
I said to Mr. Lautenberg, If you stand with Mr. Conyers, you will be a hero.
Senator Lautenberg said, I am a hero. I was in World War II.
I replied, You wont be in the eyes of the American people if you dont stand up with Mr. Conyers tomorrow.
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Such crybabies! Such drama queens!
You're being gentle on them. I see the kitties aren't wearing their armor while they're donating.
I'd like to donate a trifecta of honesty, sense of pride, and character all of which they do not possess.
Gee, thanks for that mental image :(
Oh.. and humility.. lots and lots of humility. Oh to be humble.
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