[srm913]

Don't tempt us, Hugo.

"Now, I am going to say it. Neither Fidel Castro nor I talk nonsense"

Don't flatter yourself!

[DoughtyOne]

If we haven't killed Castro since the early 1960s, why would we waste our time on this wanker?

Try to cut down on the doseage Hugo.

[NRA2BFree]

Chavez says US plans to kill him Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has said he believes the US government is planning to assassinate him.

I sure hope he's right.

[jdege]

If we don't have at least three different agencies each with a number of alternative contingency plans for taking out Chavez, some people should be fired.

[bahblahbah]

This is just a ploy. He'll fake an assassination attempt on himself and order all the oil to go to China. Watch it happen like clockwork in a couple of weeks.

[Fenris6]

Silly Wabbit. Thats not right at all. You need to put out an email claiming you're being targeted by the VRWC and need donations from supporters.

[EGPWS]

Don't tempt us, Hugo.

He just did.

[TBP]

If we were trying to kill him, he'd be gone already adn the people of Venezuela would be better off for it.

[daybreakcoming]

I'll bet NK Kim Jong is really pizzed that he didn't think to claim this first.

[Jewels1091]

He must be a democrat....they blame Bush for everything too.

[Darkwolf377]

Starving for attention.

[explodingspleen]

Well, if we don't kill him, he'll say it was because he thwarted our efforts.

So now we kinda have to kill him. It's a matter of national pride.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Dear Hugo,

If this were true, you would already be dead.


Sincerely,

WE THE PEOPLE

[thoughtomator]

We can only hope. There are few people who more deserve to take the dirt nap out there.

[Citizen James]

Maybe we can get one of those "2 for 1" deals...

[Enterprise]

Yo Bitch Chavez, here's some kind advice, courtesy of Metallica:

"Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragon’s fire
And of things that will bite

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight"

And don't wet your pants or nothin'

[EGPWS]

"Now, I am going to say it. Neither Fidel Castro nor I talk nonsense," Mr Chavez said on Sunday.

Bullwinkle: "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat"!

Rocky: "Again"?

Bullwinkle: "ruffle up my sleeve and presto"!!!!

(A roaring lion is pulled from the hat)

Bullwinkle: No doubt about it I have to get another hat!

I wear a 7 7/8! ; )

[BigSkyFreeper]

Chavez Says US Plans To Kill Him

Here's hoping a rat-bastard dictator is right for a change.

[BlackElk]

If we could yank Pineapple Puss out of Panama, then this administration can certainly yank Ugo from Venezuela. He could also get shot trying to escape when the day of his capture arrives.

[Quix]

Why he's still walking amongst the openly pontificating is . . . evidence of puppet master's support and lack of sufficient patriotic action on our part, imho.

If we aren't planning such, we should be. It's long overdue, imho.

[Lijahsbubbe]

"If they kill me, the name of the person responsible is [President] George Bush,"

Has he been reading FR?

Bush's fault!