Strange Accusations Get Princeton Student Barred

Bergen County Record ^ | April 7, 2005 | staff

[Zuben Elgenubi]

A couple of counts for the math major.

[jwalburg]

WHAT dire Offence from am'rous Causes springs,
What mighty Contests rise from trivial Things,

[Hank Rearden]

I hear he used to be the chili chef at Wendy's.

Yeah, I know; it was an aunt in her soup.

[elfman2]

There’s a lesson about developmental balance in there somewhere.

[TASMANIANRED]

Total nut case.

[armymarinemom]

Sounds like he has issues. I don't even want to know what those issue are but he has issues.

[Quixotical]

Do you take cream in your coffee?

[Quixotical]

Me *******, Me play joke
Me put pee-pee in your Coke

[Quixotical]

E=PP^2

[Redcloak]

Another poor slob who just couldn't get over Kerry's loss?

[Waco]

Ah, a future purfesser to replace Churchill. Unless Yale grabs him first.

[Quixotical]

And now the interactive smart azz remark for the evening:

It begins:

1) A bus leaves Princeton at 11:30pm on a Friday going 55 mph.

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(Please join in the fun by adding a line)

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And No I DON'T have anything better to do!!

[furquhart]

Nah. Mathematicians tend to be crazy.

[Enterprise]

Here's a formula for the math student:

P X 2(E + W)/U = P U 2U2

[BobS]

"...he cut women's hair and poured semen and urine into women's drinks when they were not looking."

Cut him loose! He could find gainful employment in some bars in L.A. or S.F. and teach at CSU as a visiting professor of this when feeling bored. During the summer, he could teach a seminar.

[lafroste]

Nah. Mathematicians tend to be crazy.

That was my thought as well. I've met a couple of certified mathematical geniuses, PhDs, credentials out the wazoo that were nearly incapable of dealing with other people. One of them started going ballistic at virtually no provocation. I stopped associating with him when he started carrying around guns.

[Cold Heart]

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[Quixotical]

Thank God there is another smart azz in the bunch!!

[grey_whiskers]

That was my thought as well. I've met a couple of certified mathematical geniuses, PhDs, credentials out the wazoo that were nearly incapable of dealing with other people.

If I recall correctly, the Unabomber had a PhD in math.

If I recall even more hazily, it was from Harvard.

Something in the water at Ivy League colleges...

[murdoog]

Me *******, Me play joke

Me put pee-pee in your Coke

Me play joke