Strange Accusations Get Princeton Student Barred

Bergen County Record ^ | April 7, 2005 | staff

[LibertarianInExile]

I'll add a few:

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got "fine" written all over you.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

I'm think I'm invisible--can you see me? How about tomorrow night?

[Charles Henrickson]

surreptitiously cutting locks of hair

He was putting them in a lock box.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

I hear he used to be the chili chef at Wendy's.

And Brinemaster at the pickle factory.

[It's me]

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!

My husband has a PhD in Matematics from Cal Tech.

He is very normal. Actually, most people are surprised that he has a PhD from CalTech. They say he's way too normal to have a math degree!

[LibertarianInExile]

Probably a seminal moment in his life when he was caught, too. This guy's facing hard times. I just hope, considering he was a mathematician, peeing and spanking the monkey, in women's drinks...

...that this wasn't an addiction.

(scoring the elusive DOUBLE pun on the same subject--the crowd GROANS!)

[JoeSixPack1]

Numerically speaking, this math whizzer will regret his fluidic responses and sement his existing orifices. He's now cosine-d to a rectagular existance, pending further ejaculatory emissions.

[adam_az]

Peepee Boy himself

[Quixotical]

sweet pic.

thanks

[furquhart]

I think that math must have to intrinsic ability to drive people nuts.

I took exactly enough math to get into and through college, and not one credit more.

[adam_az]

http://www.princetongames.org/userprofile.php3?id=223

[WestVirginiaRebel]

A result of math inthanity.

[Cowboy Bob]

Any word on where he got his undergraduate degree?

[Quixotical]

I heard this guy is the top Seed at the Math Open Invitational.

[dr_lew]

This Locke, The Muse shall consecrate to Fame,
And mid'st the Stars inscribe Belinda's Name!

[Quixotical]

I have got to go to bed. I'm all out of juice. (o, my gosh, I can't turn this double-entendre machine off, somebody please open the door).

good night all.

Quixotical

[kms61]

Kaczynski was a math major too.

[Joe 6-pack]

I suppose his targeting Asian women is a matter of sexual orient-ation. When you think of this it all adds up, and the sum is greater than its parts. It's quite obvious he was playing a game of divide and conquer. Although his activities were somewhat a deviation from the norm, I'm pretty sure he wasn't trying to be mean and had just always been treated like the Lohman on the totem pole. It looks like he was an above average student, and when he was accepted into his graduate program, his family all congratulated him, "Urine! Urine!" Now it looks like he's pissed it all away.

Once he got to school he probably started looking for a woman he could multiply with, and set about finding one in a calculating manner.

All things being equal, he can probably count on being able to work out a solution to his problems. For now, the campus remains divided, but no doubt they'll receive a sine that it's time to move on.

[Flyer]

Hmmm. . . something in this story just doesn't add up right.

[Rennes Templar]

This is a hair-raising story that is a cut above most. This guy has a lock on being a patient at the state ward. But somehow the numbers just don't add up. Imagine going around trying to appeeal to women by spiking their drinks with something that is semenly benign. Give a whole new meaning to some co-ed enjoying a hi-ball. I just hope the guy comes clean.

[Joe 6-pack]

"Give(s) a whole new meaning to some co-ed enjoying a hi-ball."

I would proffer that it gives a new meaning to "cocktail."