Be aware of Unidentified Flying Saucer Sausage while driving! Sausage can harm you bad.
1 posted on
04/18/2005 3:46:00 PM PDT by
Wiz
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To: Wiz
Sausage. Kills from within and without.
To: Wiz
We must ban flying frozen sausage.
If it saves one life, it's worth it.
3 posted on
04/18/2005 3:47:14 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(They taunted and gloated with perverse kitty pictures....)
To: Wiz
Behold...a thousand jokes do enter my mind....
..and not a one may I tell!
4 posted on
04/18/2005 3:48:27 PM PDT by
hoagy62
(The reason for the Second Amendment is in case all the others fail.)
To: Wiz
England is becoming increasingly dangerous.
5 posted on
04/18/2005 3:49:01 PM PDT by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Wiz
Wait. A. Minute. A "nice afternoon" in LONDON??? Windows DOWN?? Right.
6 posted on
04/18/2005 3:49:50 PM PDT by
Hi Heels
(Guns kill people and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning!)
To: Wiz
7 posted on
04/18/2005 3:49:55 PM PDT by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: Wiz
That's a headline you don't see often.
8 posted on
04/18/2005 3:50:31 PM PDT by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: Wiz
Defensive driving classes can only get you so far. Some things just can't be anticipated.
9 posted on
04/18/2005 3:51:47 PM PDT by
siunevada
To: Wiz
a little Bangers and Mash(ed nose)
10 posted on
04/18/2005 3:52:45 PM PDT by
Vaquero
("an armed society is a polite society "( Robert Heinlien).)
To: Wiz
11 posted on
04/18/2005 3:53:56 PM PDT by
knews_hound
(Out of the NIC ,into the Router, out to the Cloud....Nothing but 'Net)
To: Wiz
12 posted on
04/18/2005 3:54:17 PM PDT by
Cyber Ninja
(His legacy is a stain on the dress.)
To: Wiz
When sausages are outlawed only butcher will have susages. Don't get me started on easily concealed smokey links.
14 posted on
04/18/2005 3:55:10 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!)
To: Wiz; martin_fierro; xsmommy
"It must have been an incredibly lucky, or unlucky, shot to get the sausage through a moving car window. I have never seen or heard of anything like this before."The guy is definitely LUCKY that the sausage wasn't loaded.
Boys charged with making sausage bomb
To: Wiz
When frozen, flying sausages are outlawed, only outlaws will have frozen, flying sausages!
Geez, you'd think I could leave well enough alone. But no.
To: Wiz
Not another "Motorist Injured by Flying Frozen Sausage" thread!,mods!;)
18 posted on
04/18/2005 3:56:03 PM PDT by
mdittmar
(May God watch over those who serve,and have served, to keep us free.)
To: Wiz
Flying frozen sausage?
Was this guy driving below a flight path to Heathrow?
It might have been a flying something-that-looks-like-a-sausage-but-really-isn't.
19 posted on
04/18/2005 3:57:24 PM PDT by
Alouette
(If I owned Hell and I owned Brooklyn, I'd live in Hell and rent out Brooklyn.)
To: Wiz
Some SanFransisco "gents" take a good sausage flogging on a regular basis.
20 posted on
04/18/2005 3:57:39 PM PDT by
sierrahome
(Department of Redundancy Department)
To: Wiz
Defending yourself against a sausage. Sounds like something out of a Monty Python script.
21 posted on
04/18/2005 3:57:47 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Minutemen: Just doing the jobs that American politicians won't do.)
To: Wiz
If you outlaw sausages... Only outlaws will have sausages! Oh the humanity!
22 posted on
04/18/2005 3:58:07 PM PDT by
Poser
(Joining Belly Girl in the Pajamahadeen)
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23 posted on
04/18/2005 3:59:05 PM PDT by
gorush
(Exterminate the Moops!)
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