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To: EveningStar

I agree, those jokes were a suck up to the Hollywood crowd. Would you want to hear those jokes with your family present? That stuff is so beneath her.


2 posted on 05/03/2005 2:11:29 PM PDT by piceapungens
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To: piceapungens
Hear them with my family present? My family tells those jokes to one anther. At dinner. Aunts, uncles, cousins, everyone. In fact, my dad told them all the time, and even my mom has been known to throw out a joke or two of that nature. And we laugh, as a family. The idea that this is a big deal just astounds me. These folks who are whining about this must be the same people who end up spontaneously combusting because they are afraid it would be improper to ever break wind, even in private.

For cryin' out loud, people, she told a joke about farm animals and her husband's ineptitude in dealing with them. It's a joke that has been around for eons. It's not like she used a strong of four letter words, or dressed in a skimpy little pop dive outfit and mounted the horse on stage. She did what every other normal housewife in the country does... poked fun at her husband. This whole reaction has to explain why when I go camping now, I have a hard time finding sticks for kindling. If those sticks are located where they seem to be these days, you can keep them. I certainly don't want them back, and your proctologist would charge double to remove them anyway.

31 posted on 05/03/2005 2:23:03 PM PDT by Jokelahoma (Animal testing is a bad idea. They get all nervous and give wrong answers.)
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To: piceapungens
Would you want to hear those jokes with your family present?

Was your family present at the WH Correspondent dinner?

No?

Then lighten up.

70 posted on 05/03/2005 2:38:56 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: piceapungens
Would you want to hear those jokes with your family present?

The horse joke was just trite -- the only clinker in the bunch -- so, no I wouldn't want my family to here it.

The rest -- I certainly would mind my wife or 17 year-old daughter hearing such humor. Borderline on the stripper joke for my 9-year-old son.... But I was about the same age, when I saw Gypsy on TV.

80 posted on 05/03/2005 2:42:12 PM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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To: piceapungens
That stuff is so beneath her.""

No, if she told the jokes, by definition they're not beneath her. If she'd REFUSED to tell the jokes, that would have been a sign that they're beneath her. Jokes about strippers I expect from Democrats. Don't the Bushes know that trying to please Hollywood types isn't going to make them loved by Hollywood types?

144 posted on 05/03/2005 3:00:48 PM PDT by churchillbuff
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To: piceapungens

Was pretty out of character for her. The horse jokes weren't bad or out of line, but just out of character.

Partially because the jokes were written by a hack. Joke writing is very hard and the writer is not a true comedian.


175 posted on 05/03/2005 3:11:58 PM PDT by mbraynard
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To: piceapungens
Would you want to hear those jokes with your family present?

My family already told me those jokes.
212 posted on 05/03/2005 3:28:53 PM PDT by Xenalyte (I dare you to make less sense.)
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To: piceapungens
I agree, those jokes were a suck up to the Hollywood crowd. Would you want to hear those jokes with your family present? That stuff is so beneath her.

Give me a royal break!
I remember very clearly, a tasteless cartoon used by Free Republic during the last fund raiser.
And yes, it was funny.

272 posted on 05/03/2005 4:07:01 PM PDT by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are ignorance, stupidity and hydrogen)
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To: piceapungens

I'm simply floored of the number of people who have never heard the expression "He's so dumb he'd try to milk a bull".

You guys are blowing this out of proportion and giving it a Frankenstien life of its own.


283 posted on 05/03/2005 4:17:49 PM PDT by Rebelbase (The Republican Party is the France of politics--Lazamataz)
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To: piceapungens
Would you want to hear those jokes with your family present?

Those wouldn't even be considered jokes in my family so get over it. There's more important things going on today than to worry about White House stand-up comedy routines during an ADULTS ONLY dinner.....

Sheesh, God I envy those folks with so much time on their hands............

472 posted on 05/03/2005 5:36:25 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (After 32 years of dealing with stupid people I still haven't earned the right to just shoot them.)
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To: piceapungens

The only thing that should have been omitted was the "horse joke", imo.


1,053 posted on 05/04/2005 3:28:42 AM PDT by beyond the sea (Advanced Directive -- don't step on my blue suede shoes.)
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To: piceapungens
I agree -- that was well beneath her. I wonder who thought it was a good idea?

Carolyn

1,054 posted on 05/04/2005 3:30:38 AM PDT by CDHart (The world has become a lunatic asylum and the lunatics are in charge.)
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To: piceapungens

I agree with Malkin.

Those jikes were totally out of line for the First Lady. They were not amusing and I could barely believe what I was hearing.

It was the sort of material you would expect out of TEH-RAY-ZAH Kerry, not Bush. I wonder who is running the show down there???


1,123 posted on 05/04/2005 12:50:57 PM PDT by ZULU (Fear the government which fears your guns. God, guts, and guns made America great.)
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To: piceapungens
'Ya know... you're right.

I avoid women who talk like sh_t... in public. They're almost always a ton-a-trouble. My opinion of her went down to zero. That was bar room talk... stuff a 50-something barfly would say to get some company.

It smells of spilt beer.

1,134 posted on 05/04/2005 1:22:31 PM PDT by johnny7 (Ever wonder what's the 'crust' in 'Ol Crusty'?)
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