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What's Next, Wolverine Cage? (Hollywood Idiot Names Child After Superman!)
Sanlouisobispo.com ^ | 10/03/05 | AP

Posted on 10/04/2005 8:47:25 AM PDT by TypeZoNegative

LOS ANGELES - Although they were born on different planets, Oscar-winning actor Nicolas Cage's new son and Superman have something in common - both were named Kal-el.

Alice Kim Cage gave birth Monday to Kal-el Coppola Cage in New York City, said the actor's Los Angeles-based publicist, Annett Wolf. No other details were available, the spokeswoman said.


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KEYWORDS: hollywoodidiot; nicholascage
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To: TypeZoNegative

I heard this and thougth he named the kid 'Luke' and was named Luke Cage the marvel hero. Nick changed his professional name to Cage in honor of that superhero. I can't believe he named him Kal-el, course Bruce Willis named his kids Rumor and Scout.


21 posted on 10/04/2005 8:57:33 AM PDT by jbwbubba
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To: scooter2

Its a Bizarro World


22 posted on 10/04/2005 8:57:45 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Troubled by NOLA looting ? You ain't seen nothing yet.)
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To: AmericanDave

Latin? You must mean Hebrew or such. Which I'm betting is related to Arabic type languages (al-el, bin-ben).


23 posted on 10/04/2005 8:57:46 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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To: TypeZoNegative

I personally know of children named Zena, Granite, Tiger and Cubby. < rolling eyes > I don't know what people are thinking.


24 posted on 10/04/2005 8:57:47 AM PDT by kimmie7 (As of September 23, I've been smoke free 7 MONTHS!)
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To: Republicus2001

Coppola is Nicolas Cage's actual surname. He is Francis Ford Coppola's nephew. Thus, the middle name.


25 posted on 10/04/2005 8:58:21 AM PDT by peyton randolph (Warning! It is illegal to fatwah a camel in all 50 states)
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To: TypeZoNegative

Well, you [and the rest of us] should be grateful to and for this idiot. It is his [and others'] idiocy which makes all of us look great and smart - even geniuses on occasion. Do not forget, everything is relative, and he provides a good and convenient [for us] reference point.


26 posted on 10/04/2005 8:58:22 AM PDT by GSlob
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To: Republicus2001
Coppola is Nick's original last name. To his credit, he wanted to make it in Hollywood on his own skills, and not use family connections.

Jerry Seinfeld is probably cheezed off that he didn't think of this first for his kid....

27 posted on 10/04/2005 8:58:25 AM PDT by Yossarian (Remember: NOT ALL HEART ATTACKS HAVE TRADITIONAL SYMPTOMS)
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To: jbwbubba

Why couldn't he just name the kid Clark Kent Coppola.


28 posted on 10/04/2005 8:58:41 AM PDT by jbwbubba
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To: the OlLine Rebel

Just google image search "ZOD"


29 posted on 10/04/2005 8:59:08 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: TypeZoNegative
I suppose he could have named him peter parker or Kara?

Sorry Moon unit is taken.

30 posted on 10/04/2005 8:59:31 AM PDT by dts32041 ( Robin Hood, stealing from the government and giving back to tax payer. Where is he today?)
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To: jbwbubba

Rumor? Scout is bad enough, but Rumor?

I think the winner of the name game though is a RevWar hero (I believe it was our own local Mordecai Gist, but it may have been John Eager Howard; I can't recall which, just the sons' 1st names):

Statesrights & Independence.


31 posted on 10/04/2005 8:59:56 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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To: TypeZoNegative

Maybe the Next kid will be named Bruce Wayne Cage.


32 posted on 10/04/2005 9:00:13 AM PDT by desherwood7
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To: kimmie7
I personally know of children named Zena, Granite, Tiger and Cubby. < rolling eyes > I don't know what people are thinking.

In my profession, I've come across children named Placenta and Quasimodo (both girls) and Playa (boy). The boy was named an ebonics form of "Player" rather than the Spanish word for beach. Horrible.

33 posted on 10/04/2005 9:00:25 AM PDT by peyton randolph (Warning! It is illegal to fatwah a camel in all 50 states)
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To: peyton randolph

Wow! I was wondering about that when I saw "Coppola" - thought maybe the woman was a Coppola!


34 posted on 10/04/2005 9:00:50 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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To: TypeZoNegative

And what was his pa's name--Jor-El?
Which leads to the question, if Clark made his costume out of the swaddling clothes in his space capsule, and it was indestructible, how did he cut and stitch it?

There will be a meeting of DC Comix Nurds in the backroom of Best Buy to discuss this issue during lunch. Bring your 'Lunchables' and wet-dry tissues.


35 posted on 10/04/2005 9:01:00 AM PDT by tumblindice
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To: TypeZoNegative

It could have been worse. He could have named him Lana Lang.


36 posted on 10/04/2005 9:01:25 AM PDT by yarddog
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To: the OlLine Rebel

States Rights Gist was an excellent general.

Bruce Willis' oldest is named Rumer (not Rumor), after the British author Rumer Godden. Not a name I'd choose, but it's not like he made it up. I came close to naming my oldest daughter Lee Atwater.


37 posted on 10/04/2005 9:02:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick (When bad things happen, conservatives get over it!)
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To: dts32041
I'm thinkin' Worf
38 posted on 10/04/2005 9:02:11 AM PDT by MarkeyD (Cindy - The new 'C' word! I really, really loathe liberals.)
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To: peyton randolph

And you do know that Nicolas paid his dues to get into hollywood, right? ;)


39 posted on 10/04/2005 9:02:18 AM PDT by MAD-AS-HELL (Put a mirror to the face of the republican party and all you'll see is a Donkey.)
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To: TypeZoNegative

LOL. I saw a reference to this yesterday and thought it was a joke.


40 posted on 10/04/2005 9:02:35 AM PDT by ModelBreaker
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