Man Arrested For Sprinkling Fecal Matter On Pastries

KGBT ^ | 10/26/05

[LibWhacker]

A Dallas cab driver is in big trouble for getting caught on tape sprinkling dried feces on pastries.

49-year-old Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh is on trial for allegedly throwing fecal matter on pastries at a Fiesta grocery store.

Police said they found a pile of human feces by his bed.

He would dry it, either by microwave or just letting it sit out and grate it up with a cheese grater and then sprinkle it at the store, officials said.

Neither attorneys in the case is clear about a motive or why the defendant would resort to something so repulsive.

Prosecutors will show a surveillance videotape of the defendant, which shows him sprinkling a substance on the food.

The FBI arrested Nahidmobarekeh but turned the case over to local prosecutors after they determined it was not a national security issue.

[cjshapi]

Two comments:

That name of his is sure a mouth full.

I'll never look at a pastry and think "hmmm tasty chocolate shavings on the pastry".

[sheik yerbouty]

That will be hard to pass off as gold leaf, but if it has moldered sufficiently, they will call it an exotic cheese..

[Red Badger]

Adds whole new meaning to the term "Cut the cheese"........!

[Tunehead54]

Here ya go ... note the concern for the surviving turkey! ;-)

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[Junior]

Well, you'd definitely know if they tasted like crap...

[Red Badger]

Pardon moi, But do you have any Gray Poop-on?.........

[LibWhacker]

[LibWhacker]

LOL

[Millee]

LOL - thanks for the assistance! Well I wish the 2nd turkey health.

For the next four weeks until I can lovingly attend to it & the dressing. ;-)

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

The creative talent at FR amazes me. What do you do in your spare time?

This is my spare time. I retired from Wall Street years ago.

[Ditter]

I ate out on Mon. night and I have been sick ever since....... I wonder..........?

[Maximus of Texas]

(no comment)

[PaulaB]

THE funniest thing I've seen all day..Thanks Friend LOLOLOL

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I didn't say it was you.

BTW, I hope you do not shop there.

[playball0]

"I think as a matter of principle I'll now no longer shop at ANY store that hires muslims and/or middle eastern looking people. Won't risk my health or the health of my family, period."

That won't work in NYC Metro area. You'd never get in a taxi and have a hard time buying a newspaper.

[nmh]

Probably.

He's trying to have us accept HIS culture.

[nmh]

Is that reliable?

[nmh]

Maybe he should be given his own home made delight in prison somewhere waiting to be deported.

[nmh]

I'd bet Montezuma's revenge is part of that story? ;)

[EX52D]

Actually, no. :(