She should move to India. She'd be sacred there.
Posted on 12/07/2005 7:00:09 PM PST by Tzimisce
Lines you can use:
"Hello I'm an oppressed Homosexual"
"My name is Akmed. I'm from Palistine and I'm a victim of the US corporate military establishment."
"So Cindy, I hear you're single now."
"Didn't I see you at Woodstock '69?"
"Are you the actress that played grieving mother number three in landmark documentary 'Fahrenheit 9-11'?"
"Yeah I'm a big mover and shaker down at the rest home."
"I dodged the draft in '67."
"Pass the joint."
"Hey baby, what are we protesting again?"
"The plight of women in this culture is awful. When will men stop treating women like sex objects? Wanna go back to my place?"
"I know Alec Baldwin."
"Hey sweetie, I was President from 1992 to 2000 and my wife is in Washington right now. Wanna go for a ride?"
"The rich get away with everything! Wanna discuss Marx over lunch on my yacht?"
"When we go for the die in, you can lay on top of me instead of the cold ground if you want."
"You can hand cuff yourself next to me on the fence if you want."
"Hey baby, I'm a starving artist and have to fly to Paris on a private jet tonight for a show in Paris tomorrow all by myself. I could sure use some company."
"I'm trying to get a degree in Women's studies, but I'm having trouble with the chapter on sexuality. Can you help me?"
Apparently, you're FR handbook is not the latest revision.
"I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body!"
idiot!
In before it's launched to chat!
Are you one of those edible flowers, honey?
She should move to India. She'd be sacred there.
IBILTC!!
"Can I feel your pain?"
Would you help me find my inner Oprah?
Gravitys a bitch, huh Cindy?
Got tickets?
That's funny, I don't care who you are.
And I said "No why, is there a fat girl in the back seat?"
I looked, and "My God, there's two of them! I guess I was drinking."
Larry the Cable Guy
hee hee
""Is that a real poncho? I mean, is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?""
RIP, Frank.
Is that patchouli or are you also boycotting the Colgate Palmolive, Lever Brothers, and Procter and Gamble cabal?
Hippie Chick: Isn't it just horrible about how they are killing babies in Viet Nam?
Me: Yes, here, let me get that bra hook for you.
I'm saving your quote, so I can marvel at its awesomeness whenever I turn on my computer. Hope you don't mind.
Hey, you stole my favorite pick up line ( which I in turn stole from ---- -----, currently of Austin, TX)
That's what you call a slumpbuster.
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