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Posted on 12/09/2005 2:30:19 PM PST by StoneWallJack

Rare Kopi Luwak Gourmet Coffee $175.00 per pound

The Palm Civet or marsupial luwak of Indonesia a tree climbing animal that ranges in weight from three to ten pounds uses it’s sense of smell and eyesight to seek out it’s favorite treat the ripest coffee cherries. The Palm Civet or Luwak passes the cherry through the digestive track where the beans exit the animal basically intact. The beans are then patiently harvested from the forest floor near coffee plantations carefully cleaned and roasted.

The beans are usually given a light to dark roast to avoid destruction of the complex flavors which have developed through the process. This “unique processing” is said to give the resulting coffee a rich, heavy flavor with some hints of caramel or chocolate. Some other words used to describe this cup of joe by those fortunate enough to try it have been earthy, musty and exotic with syrupy body and smooth flavor.

The University of Guelph did a study in which they examined the chemical and physical properties of the Kopi Luwak coffee bean and compared them to that of a “regular” coffee bean. Their results are quite interesting. They found the unroasted Kopi Luwak coffee beans had more red and yellow tones than a Columbian coffee bean. They also found the Kopi Luwak gourmet coffee bean to have less total protein, less bacterial count, some pitting on the surface of the coffee bean and different compounds. This may explain why the Kopi Luwak coffee is said to be less bitter and have a different aroma than other gourmet coffee.

Although this gourmet coffee’s exact date of discovery is not known. The strange origins of this rare gourmet coffee make it labor-intensive and time-consuming to produce. Gourmet coffee lovers are willing to pay a premium for this rare and exotic blend and consider it worth the effort and trouble involved. Here is your chance to be among the few who have tried Kopi Luwak coffee. We have been able to secure a small quantity of Kopi Luwak coffee at a substantial discount and once sold out we do not know when we will be able to procure more.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: coffee; iddrinkit; luwakbehindcoffee
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and I thought that Chicory was bad!
1 posted on 12/09/2005 2:30:20 PM PST by StoneWallJack
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To: StoneWallJack

My first and only cup of Starbuck's tasted like the tossed out the bean and brewed the sh!t.


2 posted on 12/09/2005 2:32:03 PM PST by digger48
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To: digger48

The price of Starbucks coffee and this stuff are roughly equal per pound - hmmm...


3 posted on 12/09/2005 2:33:19 PM PST by StoneWallJack
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To: StoneWallJack

Folgers, 39 ounce can=$5.99

That Starbucks got dumped on my way out of the parking lot.


4 posted on 12/09/2005 2:38:50 PM PST by digger48
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To: StoneWallJack
be less bitter and have a different aroma than other gourmet coffee...

Not going there, not at all.

5 posted on 12/09/2005 2:41:45 PM PST by WarEagle (This is obviously Karl Rove's fault...)
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To: StoneWallJack
You're only four years late! ;)
6 posted on 12/09/2005 2:43:14 PM PST by Xenalyte (Tom Cruise is in my closet and he won't come out.)
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To: StoneWallJack
Hiiiiiiiiiidey Ho!


7 posted on 12/09/2005 2:43:33 PM PST by rattrap
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To: digger48
That Starbucks got dumped on my way out of the parking lot.

I can control my Starbucks espresso habit. I can quit anytime I want. Really.

Wish more restaurants would offer that bit of fortification with your morning jolt.

8 posted on 12/09/2005 2:43:50 PM PST by Glenn (What I've dared, I've willed; and what I've willed, I'll do!)
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To: StoneWallJack

Who in the world would have been the first to take excrement from a creature, turn it into a beverage, and drink it? I wonder if it was a dare.


9 posted on 12/09/2005 2:44:18 PM PST by doug from upland (The troops will come home when the mission is complete)
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To: StoneWallJack

"The Palm Civet or marsupial luwak of Indonesia a tree climbing animal... uses it’s sense of smell and eyesight to seek out it’s favorite treat the ripest coffee cherries.

You mean that Juan Valdez is really a monkey?


10 posted on 12/09/2005 2:44:34 PM PST by RTINSC (Being Offended is the Natural Consequence of Leaving Your Home...)
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To: digger48
"My first and only cup of Starbuck's tasted like the tossed out the bean and brewed the sh!t."

Starbuck's starts with mediocre - mediocre + beans, then burns the crap out of them in the roasting process to cover up their disgrace.

11 posted on 12/09/2005 2:45:53 PM PST by Pablo64 ("Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion.")
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To: StoneWallJack

"Bad to the last drop" [from the spoof on WSJ several years ago]


12 posted on 12/09/2005 2:46:09 PM PST by GSlob
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To: digger48

Ditto. I hate starbucks.


13 posted on 12/09/2005 2:47:07 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (I will prevail. I miss my best friend.)
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To: Pablo64

"Starbuck's starts with mediocre - mediocre + beans"

Seattle's Best is better.


14 posted on 12/09/2005 2:48:12 PM PST by PetroniusMaximus
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To: StoneWallJack

There is a famous story that this sort of reminds me of....

It seems that a coffee company in Brazil sent a shipment of coffee to Germany. En route, rats cut the coffee bags up, nested in the coffee, and damaged the whole shipment. The shipping people, however, sewed up the bags and sent them on to their destination. Two weeks later, the exporter receives a letter from the client, which went like this:


Hamburg, Germany
A. C. Company,

Schentlemen,

Der last two pecages uf Koffee vee got from you vas mit de Ratt schitt gemixt. Der Koffee may be good enuf, but the Ratt Durds schpoils der trade. Vee did not see der Ratt Schitt in der semple vitch you sent down to us.
It take too much time to peek der Durds out from der Koffee. Ve order der Kleen Koffee, und you schippt Schitt mixt mit der Koffee. It was a mistake, yes?
Vee like you to schipp us der Koffee in one sak, und der Rat Schitt in one odder sak, den vee mix to suit der Kustomer. Write please, if vee schould schipp beck der Koffee and keep der Schitt, or schipp beck der whole Schitten Vorks.
Ve vant to ride der madder, but vee do not like der dam Ratt Schitt biziness.

Mit much respekts,
Hans W.


15 posted on 12/09/2005 2:50:09 PM PST by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten (Is your problem ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Call me a rube, but coffee comes from a can, beer comes from a can, and wine comes from a box.(I don't do wine either)


16 posted on 12/09/2005 2:50:37 PM PST by digger48
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To: StoneWallJack

I love Starbucks coffee. Arabica beans make the best coffee and whether you agree or disagree with Starbucks politics, it is still the best. The market says so.


17 posted on 12/09/2005 2:51:19 PM PST by RTINSC (Being Offended is the Natural Consequence of Leaving Your Home...)
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To: StoneWallJack

Mabeeee Cofffee Anal? Like the UN chieeeeef? Color and smell seem to coincidide. Hmmmm

Back to my green teeeeee


18 posted on 12/09/2005 2:52:09 PM PST by Leo Carpathian (FReeeePeee!)
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To: Pablo64
"My first and only cup of Starbuck's tasted like the tossed out the bean and brewed the sh!t." Starbuck's starts with mediocre - mediocre + beans, then burns the crap out of them in the roasting process to cover up their disgrace.

Don't forget the secret of the brewing!

They make it at 5 AM the day before.

Honestly, it's not "Strong", per se. I like espresso, so that cannot be it.

No, it is just coffee that, if served in a diner in 1960, would have been thrown in the waitress's face.

I have a dear friend, a suspected Democrat (We do not talk about those things for fear of...) who loves the stuff, but I suspect it is because at some point tne NYT ordered her to.

19 posted on 12/09/2005 2:53:07 PM PST by Gorzaloon
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To: StoneWallJack

"So I was walking through the jungle when I looked down, and thought to myself "Say, that would make a GREAT cup of coffee'"...


20 posted on 12/09/2005 2:53:11 PM PST by who knows what evil? (New England...the Sodom and Gomorrah of the 21st Century, and they're proud of it!)
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