Three arrested over microwaved cat

Herald Sun ^ | 29 December 2005

[Aussie Dasher]

THREE men have been arrested in northern Britain following the discovery of a dead cat in a microwave, police said today.

The gruesome find was made at a house in the Blue Hall Estate, Stockton, Teesside, on Boxing Day, following a party.

Cleveland Police took the female cat and the microwave away for examination and announced that three men had been arrested and bailed in connection with the incident.

More arrests were expected.

The cat's five kittens would be found new homes in the New Year.

[Aussie Dasher]

I prefer mine a little more on the rare side...

[muawiyah]

Had a cat once who loved to open cabinet drawers and push buttons.

It's not beyond belief that the cat did this to herself.

[dropzone]

There's no shortage of sick people in this world.

[ASA Vet]

Cat Chowmein

[Dallas59]

[nuf said]

I wonder what you taste like. Troll meat?

[davisfh]

"There's no shortage of sick people in this world."

Amen to that! There appears to be a few of those around here as well.

[Shaun_MD]

Oh the jokes I could come up with. Ok... I'm leaving now.

[Jaxter]

Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain.
But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfield’s on my fork.
He’s purrin’ here on my fork.

...

There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you’ll neve
r know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys: They fry it real crisp in dough.

(To the tune of Cat in the Cradle)

[ASA Vet]

You trying to start a cat fight?

[ASA Vet]

See #4

[wolfcreek]

I remember , back in the sixties, when We got our first MW, that was one of the first things I pondered. (after the egg thing) I'm such a sick puppy!

[Fawn]

That's not even funny.....to show humor in an article like this says alot.....I hope those subhuman monsters get exactly the same treatment they did to a helpless animal. Very sick....it's not a joke.

[Aussie Dasher]

I knew I wouldn't get the cat-lover vote.

[AmericaUnite]

This is extremely sick. Some time ago we had a patient admitted with chest pain. Her house had been robbed. The thieves hung out awhile. Put her cat in the microwave and cooked it. They took pictures of the cat with her camera. When they developed the film that is what they found.

And no cat can close a microwave door and while in it, turn it on. Are you serious?

[Shaun_MD]

Lol! Posting cat threads is a very dangerous endeavor to say the least :)

[Shaun_MD]

Before I get yelled at, let me say that I'm a cat lover. I have 4 that own my house. We are just pay the cats rent so we can stay here.

[joesnuffy]

Yep...first she set the temp and the timer then using the handy (inside) door handle closed the door on herself, then couldn't get out...

How did the cops even know this happened?...someone's conscience got the better of them.

imo

[joesbucks]

I was in a Chinese eatery once. A it was a "fast food" type establishment. I was standing in line with about 5 or 6 other people and we all heard yelling and loud talk coming from the kitchen area in Chinese. A gentleman behind me asked "I wonder what they're talking about". I replied they were probably arguing over whether the cat was fresh or frozen.

[Fawn]

What kind of sick person would enjoy a joke from that? I hope I don't see any votes from this....