Moose, not men, blamed for mammoth extinction

Globe and Mail ^ | 5-11-06 | ANNE MCILROY

[decimon]

a moose once bit my woolly mammoth!

Should have kept your pants up.

[Wheee The People]

Moose bit my sister

[BenLurkin]

unknown: moose

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[Enchante]

"Dr. Guthrie says his evidence doesn't support the idea that animals died in a bloodbath. But it does back up a competing, although less popular, theory that says the warming climate led to their demise."

Calling Dr. Albert Gore, PhD, MD!! "Climate change" is implicated and there must be human responsibility for it!

[rdl6989]

I heard it was a redneck driving a white van But I didn't do it.

[balch3]

of course it’s impossible that these animals could have been wiped out in a worldwide Flood /sarc

[Pelham]

So... Bullwinkle’s ‘dumb moose’ act was just an attempt to hide his guilt?

I should have suspected as much.

[Pelham]

Great minds think alike.

Now that Moose has been found out, how soon before Squorrel has his dirty laundry exposed?

[Hot Tabasco]

My senator, Debbie Stabenow, proves that mammoths evolved into fat communists

No, the mammoths died of extinction, fat Debbie hasn't gotten that memo nor have the others here in Michigan.........

[unspun]

A mastadon once bit my moose.

[Cold Heart]

Portland must miss this guy.

[wildbill]

More proof of my theory that something supernatural and subliminal is controlling our thought processes to wooly mammoths. The number of ‘wooly’ threads is increasing exponentially compared to previous years or months.

In this case, gobbling masses of mooseherds are superimposd upon the wooly mammoth extinction theories.

I tell you our ‘wooly’ thoughts are being controlled by unseen forces. Beware the wooly!

[HitmanLV]

DAMN that Moose & Squirrel!

[Finger Monkey]

snicker

[SunkenCiv]

Great. Now I’ve got that tune running through my head...

[wildbill]

Uno, dos, one, two, tres, quatro
Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw.
Had two big horns and a wooly jaw.
Wooly bully, wooly bully.
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.
Hatty told Matty, “Let’s don’t take no chance.
Let’s not be*L-seven*, come and learn to dance.”
Wooly bully, wooly bully
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.
Matty told Hatty, “That’s the thing to do.
Get you someone really to pull the wool with you.”
Wooly bully, wooly bully.
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.

[Little Ray]

On the other hand, we should look into punishing the moose that exterminated the tasty woolly mammoth, in their search for cheese.